View Full Version : Why I can't go out with you
Alexis
2003-09-08, 03:12 PM
I'd LOVE to, but ...
-- I have to floss my cat.
-- I've dedicated my life to linguini.
-- I need to spend more time with my blender.
-- it wouldn't be fair to the other Beautiful People.
-- it's my night to pet the dog/ferret/goldfish.
-- I'm going downtown to try on some gloves.
-- I have to check the freshness dates on my dairy products.
-- I'm going down to the bakery to watch the buns rise.
-- I have an appointment with a cuticle specialist.
-- I have some really hard words to look up.
-- I've got a Friends of the Lowly Rutabaga meeting.
-- I promised to help a friend fold road maps.
Liquidguru
2003-09-08, 03:15 PM
:haha: the lowly rutabaga
http://www.quentindodd.com/images/rutabaga.gif
hue-e
2003-09-08, 03:17 PM
WanderingStarz,
It's kind of hard for me to tell, but is your avitar Andy Worhol and Basquiat???
Alexis
2003-09-08, 03:19 PM
:yes:
beatstreet
2003-09-08, 03:21 PM
Originally posted by hue-e
WanderingStarz,
It's kind of hard for me to tell, but is your avitar Andy Worhol and Basquiat???
Ladies and gentlemen we have a weiner!!
:haha: :haha:
the sex molesters
2003-09-08, 03:22 PM
i'd LOVE to go out sometime!
but
I HATE YOU!!!!
LadyJ
2003-09-08, 03:25 PM
*feverishly taking notes*
I may need to use some of these. My neighbor keeps trying to ask me out which is very ackward since I don't want to be completely rude. He does know where I live afterall...
bkidz
2003-09-08, 03:27 PM
Originally posted by LadyJ
*feverishly taking notes*
I may need to use some of these. My neighbor keeps trying to ask me out which is very ackward since I don't want to be completely rude. He does know where I live afterall...
Just tell him your a lesbian. Case closed.
:specialed: :specialed:
LadyJ
2003-09-08, 03:34 PM
Originally posted by bkidz
Just tell him your a lesbian. Case closed.
:specialed: :specialed:
:haha: that's certainly one option...
hue-e
2003-09-08, 03:36 PM
Originally posted by beatstreet
Ladies and gentlemen we have a weiner!!
:haha: :haha:
I prefer to consider myself a sausage.:D
the sex molesters
2003-09-08, 03:39 PM
i think most guys try to leave lesbians alone (sexually/romantically at least).... but there are the really annoying ones who are always like "uhh can i watch?" i think that's :lame:
hue-e
2003-09-08, 03:49 PM
Originally posted by djinergy
i think most guys try to leave lesbians alone (sexually/romantically at least).... but there are the really annoying ones who are always like "uhh can i watch?" i think that's :lame:
I would only ask if I could record video... then watch later.:D
IcePrincess2250
2005-04-12, 04:50 AM
okay can i say that i've defenitely heard a few of these before. :ripped:
and sorry people, its almost 4am, bored -- cant sleep.
Shakey
2005-04-12, 04:53 AM
holy shit resurecction of the old ass thread!
IcePrincess2250
2005-04-12, 04:58 AM
:ontome:
:crying2:
Shakey
2005-04-12, 05:01 AM
:sok::smooch:
i wasnt being mean, i was just saying..........
IKA'IKA
2005-04-12, 09:32 AM
- Because I'm a flake
Alexis
2005-04-12, 10:32 AM
wow...this thread is sooooo old.
kevin posted in it!
LilLemur416
2005-04-12, 10:46 AM
-Because there's only room for you or kickball in my life, and well, you just can't compete with kickball...
Hitoi
2005-04-12, 11:12 AM
"It's not me, it's you. You're a fucking buttface."
I wish I had used that one on my ex.
-Because there's only room for you or kickball in my life, and well, you just can't compete with kickball...
But what if they're on the team? :shrug:
LilLemur416
2005-04-12, 11:26 AM
But what if they're on the team? :shrug:
I was just trying to remember what Becca told her brother to say.... :shrug:
shade
2005-04-12, 11:31 AM
...
LilLemur416
2005-04-12, 11:36 AM
Ummm - evey.... I'm scared of that smiley......
But on another note... :tarvis: How you doin....
-Because there's only room for you or kickball in my life, and well, you just can't compete with kickball...
:affection:
FutonBunny
2005-04-12, 12:20 PM
Just tell him your a lesbian. Case closed.
:specialed: :specialed:
:no: doesn't work. trust me. it just makes the fuckers try harder, apparently conversion earns them extra points
FutonBunny
2005-04-12, 12:22 PM
"It's not me, it's you. You're a fucking buttface."
I wish I had used that one on my ex.
:spit:
i :lessthanthree: ali.
CareBear
2005-04-13, 09:35 AM
I'd LOVE to, but ...
-- I have to floss my cat.
-- I've dedicated my life to linguini.
-- I need to spend more time with my blender.
-- it wouldn't be fair to the other Beautiful People.
-- it's my night to pet the dog/ferret/goldfish.
-- I'm going downtown to try on some gloves.
-- I have to check the freshness dates on my dairy products.
-- I'm going down to the bakery to watch the buns rise.
-- I have an appointment with a cuticle specialist.
-- I have some really hard words to look up.
-- I've got a Friends of the Lowly Rutabaga meeting.
-- I promised to help a friend fold road maps.
Sad but I've actually used one of those. haha :eddie: