lunchee with an x

[pojimoko]

i'm gonna have lunch with an x after not seeing her for a year.

she used to be my best friend, and we got "involved" while she was engaged. it was supposed to be one of those "one last one night stand" things. but one night turned into one crazy fuckin mess.

i guess i'm doubtin my intentions. i tell myself i want to be friends because we truely enjoyed each other's company, but, i also know that i got off on the thrill of the sexual cat and mouse games we used to play. :evilred: :bigpimp:

i'm sayin to myself that i just want to have a nice time without any extracirrcular activities, like fuckin, suckin, eatin pussy, masturbating, or the like. :snog: :velvet: :69: and, i think i'm sincere because my overnite backs ain't on strip alert... ready for me to be at altitude, over denied territory and "all up in that pussy" in 17 minutes or less.

i know that lunch in the past has involved accidentally tripping and falling into that cheatin ho's bed, and taking vacation from work for a week or two. mmmmm... bed... gooooood... maybe she's got :icecream: too. mmmmm... icecream.....

i'm not afraid, i'm not afraid, i'm not afraid... at least i think i'm not.

[Article One]

Originally posted by pojimoko
ready for me to be at altitude, over denied territory and "all up in that pussy" in 17 minutes or less.



ROFL :haha:



hey man, i dont know what to tell ya on this one. isnt she married? and doesnt it concern you that most likely, you arent the only one she has as a side dish? :shrug:

[Article One]

:siihp:

[pojimoko]

Originally posted by Article One
:siihp:

:haha: :haha: :haha:

ya... who the fuck am i kiddin with this goody goody routine. BAH!

on the table... at donna's... in front of everyone! ooooooohhh yaaa!!!

[Muramasa]

:whoa:
:afterbuzz:
:woot:
:siihp: - :githd: - then :dphba:
:raveon:

[retail]

followed of course by :sammich:

[cleophite]

:yes: with extra mayo

[velvetgoldmire]

Originally posted by cleophite
:yes: with extra mayo
LOL... I'm reminded of that scene in Undercover Brother, where he had a watch that contained hotsauce, so he could eat a sandwich with mayo and thus making Caucasian food eatible.

[n-root]

Originally posted by cleophite
:yes: with extra mayo

you like mayo?!?!?!?! awww your such a :loot: girl lauren


:dougEfresh: you have a winner!!!

[Article One]

:yes::yes::yes::yes::yes:. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .:yes:

[elad]

:hifive:

[maynard]

:ontome:

[cleophite]

god dammit dan, i can always count on you to spoil my ego strokings :shady:

[maynard]

I wasn't disagreeing :shrug:

[cleophite]

oh ok. well in that case, you can come out of the time-out corner now.

http://209.153.207.26/timeoutboyW.jpg

[maynard]

What's remarkably scary about that pic is how much it resembles me at that age.

:shady:

[cleophite]

my google-fu is strong ... feel the power, dan :yes:

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[Muramasa]

Originally posted by cleophite
oh ok. well in that case, you can come out of the time-out corner now.

http://209.153.207.26/timeoutboyW.jpg

That is AWESOME. Haha... just look at him! Look at him!! Someone's been a baaaaaaaaaad boy!!
:afterbuzz:

[pojimoko]

i'm back. i was good; i'm still a virgin, so i don't have to go in the time out corner.

i had to endure seeing some t&a though; i got pinched on the butt, and i met some dude she called "assbucket" when we got home...

[maynard]

Originally posted by cleophite
my google-fu is strong ... feel the power, dan :yes:

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Oh..... I can feel it. *tap*

[cleophite]

:hifive:

[Sunflowergrl]

Dont go to lunch with an ex

.......unless you just want to screw and thats it!

[retail]

:specialed:

[A.J.]

I have gone to lunch with ex's with no intention of screwing them, just to see how they have been.

[Muramasa]

Originally posted by A.J.
I have gone to lunch with ex's with no intention of screwing them, just to see how they have been.

:yes:

If you really care about someone, that's only natural. It's usually very easy to be friends with an ex, as long as they know you aren't trying to simply get in their pants again...


...I hate gender stereotypes. Sad thing is, there are a lot of guys out there that fit those shoes, and screw it up for the rest of us who simply want the people we're close to to be happy.:shrug:

[Sunflowergrl]

....yeah

[Muramasa]

:smooch:x100 Jen

Not a pointed statement, just a long-time observation.:yes:

[pojimoko]

Originally posted by Sunflowergrl
Dont go to lunch with an ex

.......unless you just want to screw and thats it!

NO! Jen i know u don't mean that.

u can never trust urself, and noone can ever trust u if u go around doing that.

i picked up 3 new house guests this weekend, x-wife(boy friend problems) and a waitress(illegal alien) from her resturaunt, and x-girlfriend(boyfriend problems)... so, IT'S MAD FUCKIN ORGY TIME AT POJIMOKOz!!!! no no no... just joking. hahaha

what it really means is no cookin, cleanin, or doing the dishes for a while, extra party money, and all i have to do is put up with some grumpy, depressed girls and "deal" with a psycho boyfriend or two.

[juicyjay]

hehe

[badkitty3804]

Poji....tap that shit. Then get a sammich.

[evey]

Thread revival like whoa. Kinda ironic though....

[evey]

Poji....tap that shit. Then get a sammich.

Nice edit! Ed is your bitch huh? :delirious:

[badkitty3804]

Damn. That was put in the wrong thread....you weren't supposed to catch it.

:fu:

[evey]

I'm good like that.:D

[badkitty3804]

He *DID* make me a sammich on Saturday though, so I'm guessing that makes ol' spiggy my bitch?!?!

[spiggums]

He *DID* make me a sammich on Saturday though, so I'm guessing that makes ol' spiggy my bitch?!?!
:shadyfu:

[badkitty3804]

Hey, you're the sammich making bitch. :shrug:

Don't hate.

[Methodus]

can we get a name change from "msjustinehu" to threadrevivaltowritehehe ?

[iLvTheDJ]

Im dealing with the whole ex thing as well. It is insane when you are in a new relationship and you want the ex to still be friends with you...sticky situation!

[djnumb]

Im dealing with the whole ex thing as well. It is insane when you are in a new relationship and you want the ex to still be friends with you...sticky situation!
Just wanted to make certain no one missed the wording of this post.

[housemusiz]

Sorry you have no self esteem. Try to avoid hanging with you x. She might lead you on.

[pojimoko]

Poji....tap that shit. Then get a sammich.

:thumbsup: ya baby! that's what x's is fo. what u want on ur sammich? inglehoffer stone ground mustard? :yummy: