worst....movie....ever

[maynard]

What is the one movie you've seen that was SO bad, you wished you could get the previous 2 hours of your life back?

Mine:

Message In A Bottle.

[Anti-DieselKitty]

Titanic.

[Anti-DieselKitty]

I take that back, Coyote Ugly.

[maynard]

Titanic is so bad, I vowed when it came out that I would never see it. To this day, I have kept my word.

[Nos]

Swimfan.

Why.. oh why.

[Alexis]

That was an awful movie.

I can safely say that I despise most hollywood movies geared toward a. Teens B. Women or C. Toolboxes (ie. the general public)


I KNOW I'll get flamed for this. But I watched Zoolander last night and I thought it was GODAWFUL

I did not laugh. I don't find that shit funny.

:rolleyes:

[evey]

Too many to list.

[Anti-DieselKitty]

Yeah, Swimfan was bad, but it definitely wasn't the worst! Funny though, when Kristen and I saw it we were 2 of only 4 people watching it!

[Gizmo]

that I actually went into a movie theatre to see?

The Heist and Coyote Ugly.

I saw Here on Earth at home, and although it was abysmal, I was laughing so hard I don’t think the time was wasted. Here’s an actual line from that movie: “This thing that you have with him? It’s going to turn out to be just that---a thing.”

[Gizmo]

spoken by Josh Hartnett, if that surprises anyone.

[Anti-DieselKitty]

The first time I watched Zoolander I wasn't that into it....but the second time, I laughed my ass off. I think you have to be in the right mood for silly movies like that.

[maynard]

I LOVE Zoolander. You best watch your steppin', Alexis. :evilblue: *flame*

[Alexis]

Maybe it's because I'm an aspiring model and I didn't like to be shown the shallowness of it all. I was offended by the light humor, and what's so funny about eating disorders?
The best/funniest parts of the movie were all shown in the trailer.
I could have done w/out seeing that.

:cracksmoker:

[Anti-DieselKitty]

Wait, so you're telling me you didn't even laugh a little at the gasoline fight with 'Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go' playing in the background?

[housecat]

Baps.

Worst... movie... EVA!!!

[maynard]

Why don't you watch it again with some :spliff:

[blewmymindblank]

Coyote Ugly at least had hot chicks, Titanic was horrid, but I'd have to say worst of all, My friend dragged my to see Virus with Jamie Lee Curtis...omg that was the biggest waste of $2 spent to film a movie ever

[terpsichorean]

Waterworld. Worst piece of epic dung ever.

[DNAgirl]

The Talented Mr. Ripley

[maynard]

Never Been Kissed. A chick flick starring Ms. Kickedinthefacebyahorse herself??? :chilly:

[terpsichorean]

Dune. *runs and hides from the geeks with rocks on the board*

Oh, and also hated ALL of the Star Trek movies. EVERY LAST ONE, including The Search for Spock and The Wrath of Kahn. When your mom's a trekkie, and forces you to watch that tripe, it's hard to have an affinity for it.

[Gizmo]

I liked the little girl’s tattoo though (on waterworld).

and Red Planet is the worst epic dung ever! You know the more I think of this, the more crappy movies I think of.

the better question would be, what movies DON’T suck these days?

[maynard]

no takers for Mission to Mars? I didn't see if after my friend said it was so bad he wished he was dead afterwards...

[Gizmo]

Mission to Mars def. sucked a cack.

[terpsichorean]

Originally posted by Gizmo
I liked the little girl’s tattoo though (on waterworld).

and Red Planet is the worst epic dung ever! You know the more I think of this, the more crappy movies I think of.

the better question would be, what movies DON’T suck these days?

Jackpot! I was thinking the same thing just now. Especially when Jerad and I walked out of The Italian Job halfway through, and I had to pinch myself to wake up in The Hulk.

[evey]

Originally posted by terpsichorean
Dune. *runs and hides from the geeks with rocks on the board*

Oh, and also hated ALL of the Star Trek movies. EVERY LAST ONE, including The Search for Spock and The Wrath of Kahn. When your mom's a trekkie, and forces you to watch that tripe, it's hard to have an affinity for it.

The title of this thread should have been "worst...movie...ever...in the genre of movies you enjoy watching". Just my opinion.

[maynard]

I haven't seen a movie in the theater since.... hold on, I can't remember... Road to Perdition I believe. Now THAT was a good movie. Hanks playing a badass, and doing a damn good job of it.

[terpsichorean]

No Evey, I think those movies are crap, period. Science fiction buff, or not. It's just cheese filled canoli crap.

[GTAVercetti]

I hear Finding Nemo is good.

[evey]

Bah.

[Gizmo]

I think my favorite Star Trek movie was #4. It was so corny, with saving the whales and stuff, that you just have to love it. :D

[terpsichorean]

Anything with Sandra Bullock (except Speed) and Kate Hudson (except Almost Famous). Just becaues your mom is a milf and you're cute, doesn't take away from craptacular films like How to Lose a Guy in Ten Days.

[Gizmo]

totally agree.

though with sandra bullock, 28 days was pretty funny.... but only because of the gay German dude. He should get an oscar for the way he said “Oh my god! Look at my package!”

[GTAVercetti]

See, myself? I like all crap. I like nearly every movie I see. I have VERY low taste when it comes to movies. I can watch anything from The Red Violin to Black Sheep and be entertained. That is why I could never be a critic.

[Alexis]

Originally posted by Anti-DieselKitty
Wait, so you're telling me you didn't even laugh a little at the gasoline fight with 'Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go' playing in the background?

GUILTY. :buzzboy: I laughed my ass off. But, honestly. One scene in a movie isn't going to dictate my feelings on the entire film :) That's gotta be one impressive scene.

[evey]

OBEY MY DOG!!

[Article One]

Glitter.

actually, i just want the half hour i lasted watching it back.

[Article One]

Originally posted by Gizmo
I think my favorite Star Trek movie was #4. It was so corny, with saving the whales and stuff, that you just have to love it. :D

all the original Star Trek movies with Captain Kirk were awesome.

wrath of kahn
and
search for spock were my favs.

[evey]

"Well double dumbass on you!" :delirious:

[maynard]

I have the amazing ability to be able to tell if a movie is going to be good or crap just by the previews. If I deem a movie looks shitty, I won't see it. It's that simple. Any crappy movie that I have sat through is because I was FORCED to, usually by ex-girlfriends.

[magis35]

dumb and dumberer....

[Gizmo]

Originally posted by evey
"Well double dumbass on you!" :delirious:

“Yes, the hell she is pregnant.

And those are not the hell your whales.”

:afterbuzz: no wonder I had such a crush on spock. He makes me go through Pahm-Farr. Then I need someone to do that calming finger-thing with me to calm me down.

---I will not elaborate.

[Alexis]

OH MY GOD. I had to watch Legally Blonde with my Best friend and his girlfriend, because she's a bitch like that.

Worst. Movie. Ever.

i think it was even worse than the entire Scream series. and maybe even Nixon. Man. That was a pretty bad movie too.



It was teh suck. For sure.

[Gizmo]

and Doug, the fact that you saw Glitter is gonna cost you some points.

[maynard]

*deducts man points from Doug*

[GTAVercetti]

you people are WAY too high brow for me :noway:

[evey]

Originally posted by Gizmo


“Yes, the hell she is pregnant.

And those are not the hell your whales.”


I knew you or Doug would get it! :delirious:

[Gizmo]

I got it! I got it! :specialed:

[MattaKnox]

Pumpkin, starring Christina Ricci. Hands down the worst I have ever seen. The entire time I was laughing *at* the movie. Absolute :poop:

[maynard]

Really? Pumpkin? My friend tried to rent that one time and I was just like "dude, no." He put it back on the shelf and we got Supertroopers instead.

Best...decision...ever

[Gizmo]

supertroopers was only funny for the first few minutes when that dude ate the entire bag. After that it just dragged on endlessly.

[terpsichorean]

:werd: I hated Super Troopers. Jerad forced me to watch it. Low brow comedy doesn't amuse me.

[maynard]

Are you SERIOUS?!?!?!?!?!

[maynard]

I do believe that you two are the FIRST people I've EVER heard of who didn't like it! Where's Evey?

[empath]

Signs

[velvetgoldmire]

Any Kevin Costner movie after JFK and any Nicholas Cage movie after Face Off.

[empath]

Originally posted by velvetgoldmire
Any Kevin Costner movie after Field of Dreams and any Nicholas Cage movie after Face Off.

Uh... Adaptation?

[Gizmo]

WHAT! I thought Signs was awesome!

I thought it was really original in a retro way.... reminiscent of the old Hitchcock films.

[maynard]

Cortney: you didn't like Supertroopers, so heretofore, your opinions on movies don't count for :poop: in my book.

:D

[Gizmo]

Hmmm...

I thought Jehovah’s Witnesses weren’t allowed to watch movies?

[empath]

It was boring, heavy-handed, badly acted and poorly-written, and I just hated the 'lesson' at the end of the movie.

[Gizmo]

well I’ve seen a lot of Hitchcock episodes so I guess I saw a lot of that in the movie...

...if you weren’t a Nick-At-Nite head like me I guess the movie sorta would be heavy handed and boring.

[blewmymindblank]

To not like SuperTroopers is like not liking sex.

[evey]

Originally posted by maynard
I do believe that you two are the FIRST people I've EVER heard of who didn't like it! Where's Evey?

Oh no she didn't!! :dammit: Missy, I was enjoying "betrayed" again, and you had to make me get up on here! I'm gonna have to ask you for your "License and regisration, chickenfucker!" And you best not say the word "shenanigans"! :delirious: :delirious: :delirious:

[Gizmo]

ugh. Flashbacks. :sadblue:

[maynard]

Originally posted by evey


Oh no she didn't!! :dammit: Missy, I was enjoying "betrayed" again, and you had to make me get up on here! I'm gonna have to ask you for your "License and regisration, chickenfucker!" And you best not say the word "shenanigans"! :delirious: :delirious: :delirious:

"is he...."
"yeah."
"is the bear..."
"i think so, yes."
"hey... you..... bear..... BEAR FUCKER!"

"i swear, the next person that says 'shenanigans' around here is getting pistol-whipped!"
"hey Farva, what's that one restaurant you like, you know the one with all the goofy shit on the wall?"
"you mean Shenanigans?"

:haha: :haha:

[velvetgoldmire]

Originally posted by empath


Uh... Adaptation?
I haven't seen it. IMO, Cage is one of the most highly over-rated actors out there.

[jrob]

Originally posted by WanderingStarz
That was an awful movie.

I can safely say that I despise most hollywood movies geared toward a. Teens B. Women or C. Toolboxes (ie. the general public)


I KNOW I'll get flamed for this. But I watched Zoolander last night and I thought it was GODAWFUL

I did not laugh. I don't find that shit funny.

:rolleyes:

i am sooooo with you on that. i was um....in a (:spliff:)*laughing* mood when we first got there. and round about minute 13 i stopped being in such a *laughing/munchie oriented* mood and began to want to claw my own eyes out because the damn movie was HORRENDOUS!!!:angryasian:

[Article One]

Originally posted by Gizmo

He makes me go through Pahm-Farr.

i cannot believe you went here.


...but as an interesting side note to that, only the males went through it.

...what exactly does that say about you...:hmm:


Originally posted by Gizmo
and Doug, the fact that you saw Glitter is gonna cost you some points.


Originally posted by maynard
*deducts man points from Doug*



in my defense, i only saw 30 mins of it, and that was cuz i was listening to Howard Stern and he was making fun of it so much that i had to at least see for myself that indeed it really WAS that bad.

so fuck off.

[maynard]

Originally posted by velvetgoldmire

I haven't seen it. IMO, Cage is one of the most highly over-rated actors out there.

Allow me to retract my original post, and now announce that "Leaving Las Vegas" is the worst movie I have ever seen.

At least during Message in a Bottle I sat there and cracked jokes the whole time.

[Gizmo]

Originally posted by Article One
...but as an interesting side note to that, only the males went through it.

NOT true. Not that I’m judging all Star Treks by the horrendous remake that is the new Enterprise, but the female Vulcan with the enormous boobs went through it.

[Gizmo]

but then again, like I said, the new Enterprise sucks so bad I don’t think it should have the Star Trek name.

[velvetgoldmire]

I can't believe nobody's brought up Batman Forever and Batman & Robin yet. If Looks Could Kill? It's Pat? Stuart Saves his Family?

[Anti-DieselKitty]

Originally posted by WanderingStarz


GUILTY. :buzzboy: I laughed my ass off. But, honestly. One scene in a movie isn't going to dictate my feelings on the entire film :) That's gotta be one impressive scene.

Hahaha...okay, well that makes it a little better. That's my favorite scene!

[maynard]

It's Pat? *stamps seal of crappiness*

[maynard]

I would say my fave. scenes in Zoolander are the Walkoff, the Breakdance Fighting, and where they first brainwash Derek. Classic! :afterbuzz:

[Article One]

Originally posted by Gizmo


NOT true. Not that I’m judging all Star Treks by the horrendous remake that is the new Enterprise, but the female Vulcan with the enormous boobs went through it.

ok, i can't believe we are going to argue about THIS....


HOWEVER...


saavik: "it will be hardest on spock. soon he will feel the burning of his vulcan blood."

david: "i don't understand."

saavik: "pon farr. vulcan males must endure it every seventh year of their adult life."


go home and watch it if ya like :wink:

if that happened on that stupid ass TV show, then they mustve added another stipulation as to why a female would go thru it, and in my book, is irrelevant b/c that show sucked donkey balls.

[Gizmo]

I'm not arguing that's what it says. I'm just saying that a female went through it too.

don't start with me. :neener:

If you try to knock me you'll get mocked
I'll stir fry you in my wok
Your knees'll start shaking and your fingers pop
Like a pinch on the neck from Mr. Spock

[Alexis]

Originally posted by Gizmo
Hmmm...

I thought Jehovah’s Witnesses weren’t allowed to watch movies?

Hehehehe. Wrong Dan. I put (bboyneko) after that post in the other thread. I guess it was too small

:menthol:

[evey]

Originally posted by Gizmo
I'm not arguing that's what it says. I'm just saying that a female went through it too.

don't start with me. :neener:

If you try to knock me you'll get mocked
I'll stir fry you in my wok
Your knees'll start shaking and your fingers pop
Like a pinch on the neck from Mr. Spock

:haha: Sweet!

B Boys with da freak freak! :breakdance:

[terpsichorean]

Look here, meow. SUPERTROOPERS SUCKED ASS!!!! Mmmk? The only reason I even remember that quote, is because Jerad has this thing for dumbassed movies, and I saw the shit 3 times against my will.

And Rob (velvetgoldmire), yes to all of those craptacular movies. :poop:

[Gizmo]

Originally posted by WanderingStarz


Hehehehe. Wrong Dan. I put (bboyneko) after that post in the other thread. I guess it was too small

:menthol:

no, I just have to keep my buzzboard window the size of a postage stamp to make for easier for alt+tab to hide it. that's why i didn't see it.

[Article One]

Originally posted by Gizmo

I'll stir fry you in my wok


this is the best like, verbal "fuck you" ever.

[Gizmo]

yeah I'm a verbal fucker all right.

[goddesskia]

Biker Boyz. I love motorcycles and all, but Laurence Fishburne took a step down when he made that wack ass movie.

Also, Freddy Got Fingered. That should NEVER have been made. I couldn't even finish watching that crap...

[A.J. Inx]

:haha:

Prayer of the Roller Boys? Anyone ever get to see that? Bad...very very bad....

[maynard]

Holy crap how could I have forgotten Freddie Got Fingered???

Oh, that's right, b/c I don't really even consider it a MOVIE

[terpsichorean]

Belly. That shit was garbage and a half. Loved Hype's videos a few years ago, but a full length movie with DMX was a mistake.

[maynard]

There was one cool part in Belly, that gigantic popcorn bowl with the stuff, yeah.

I was literally :drool: all over myself

[terpsichorean]

Oh, hell yeah. I :drool: too! Hell, I'm drooling now, reminiscing...

[buzzboy]

:drooling:!!!!!1@

[A.J. Inx]

:no:

[buzzboy]

sex files....:wow:

[beatgeek]

I've gotten so sick of bad movies that I refuse to watch any movie nowadays unless the consensus among critics is that it's great.

Though I never saw the whole thing, "Bill and Ted's Bogus Adventure" has to go down in movie history as the most horrible piece of shit ever created.

[Article One]

Originally posted by beatgeek
I've gotten so sick of bad movies that I refuse to watch any movie nowadays unless the consensus among critics is that it's great.


unfortunately, the "critics" like a lot of boring and shitty movies, and hate a lot of the quality ones.


:shrug:

i never pay attention to critics...either i hands down wanna see the movie, or ill listen to people whose taste i trust that saw it. IMO, most critics dont know jack shit about movies, and i wonder how in the hell they got their job in the first place.

[descent]

:werd:

My vote goes to Leonard Part VI. I lost serious IQ points during that monstrosity which I saw in the theater with my grandmother. :inergy:

[retail]

anything with pauly shore

[descent]

Originally posted by retail
anything with pauly shore 18 Again isn't bad. But I only know Pauly Shore is in that movie b/c he plays a character named Barrett. You see the Punk'd where that kid harasses actors on the red carpet? He ripped Pauly apart! :afterbuzz:

[retail]

:haha:

[Spinsta']

Moulin Rouge

[Gizmo]

Originally posted by beatgeek
Though I never saw the whole thing, "Bill and Ted's Bogus Adventure" has to go down in movie history as the most horrible piece of shit ever created.

man that is most heinous.

Wyyld Stalyyns! *does slow roundhouse guitar strum*

[Hitoi]

Cabin Boy

[Gizmo]

"While I agree that in time our band will be most triumphant. The truth is Wyld Stallions will never be a super band until we get Eddie Van Halen on guitar. "
"Yes, Bill. But, I do not believe we will get Eddie Van Halen until we have a triumphant video."
"Ted, it's pointless to have a triumphant video before we even have descent instruments."
"Well, how can we have descent instruments when we don't really even know how to play? "
"That is why we need Eddie Van Halen!"
"And, that is why we need a triumphant video!"

[time0000]

A movie called the item omg it is so so so horriable

[buzzboy]

Originally posted by beatgeek
I've gotten so sick of bad movies that I refuse to watch any movie nowadays unless the consensus among critics is that it's great.

Though I never saw the whole thing, "Bill and Ted's Bogus Adventure" has to go down in movie history as the most horrible piece of shit ever created.

the crtics are paid to say things good about flicks..and say shitty things when they aren't paid enough or at all. Or hell sometimes the critics are fabricated and the reviews made up. :shrug:

[GapChild1981]

Worst movie ever... It def. has to be the classic flick with our fave. teenage sitcom heroine Jessie Spano. SHOWGIRLS!!!!

[n-root]

Originally posted by terpsichorean
Dune. *runs and hides from the geeks with rocks on the board*

Oh, and also hated ALL of the Star Trek movies. EVERY LAST ONE, including The Search for Spock and The Wrath of Kahn. When your mom's a trekkie, and forces you to watch that tripe, it's hard to have an affinity for it.

yo when she calls somethin tripe it's serious shit :scared:

[beatgeek]

Originally posted by buzzboy


the crtics are paid to say things good about flicks..and say shitty things when they aren't paid enough or at all. Or hell sometimes the critics are fabricated and the reviews made up. :shrug:

I'm not talking about "Two thumbs up" type critics. If I see or hear about a movie that looks interesting, I'll do my homework to see if it's worth seeing. Yes, I will actually read the entire lengths of multiple reviews. And I pick up info from friends who are fairly discriminating in their judgment.

[XtCLeZ69]

:lame: I hated Memento....I really didn't like it...:lame:

[korbendallas]

buffalo 66

[badkitty3804]

bwahahahah

Dan watched "Message In a Bottle"

:afterbuzz::afterbuzz::afterbuzz:

[iminxtc]

28 days later. that movies sucked.

[badkitty3804]

My worst movie ever:

"Bones"

http://images.fairmarket.co.uk/images/thumbs/images_fairmarket_co_uk/images/site669/members/1382779-bones.jpg

Plot Summary:

The time is 1979. Jimmy Bones (Snoop Dog) is respected and loved as the neighborhood protector. When he is betrayed and brutally murdered by a corrupt cop (Michael T. Weiss), Bones' elegant brownstone becomes his tomb, Twenty-two years later, the neighborhood has become a ghetto, and his home has turned into a gothic ruin. Four teens renovate it as an after hours nightclub, unkowingly releasing Jimmy's tortured spirit. Its thrills and chills when blood spills when Jimmy's ghost sets about its frighful revenge, his killers unaware of the gruesome fate that awaits them. With each new victim, the terror mounts, and Bones' vengeance spins out of control, threatening everyone in his path, including his former lover, Pearl (Pam Grier). Get ready for Bones!!!

Cast overview, first billed only:
Snoop Dogg .... Jimmy Bones
Pam Grier .... Pearl
Michael T. Weiss .... Lupovich
Clifton Powell .... Jeremiah Peet
Ricky Harris .... Eddie Mack
Bianca Lawson .... Cynthia



:FUBAR:

[housecat]

Baps.

[korbendallas]

Originally posted by badkitty3804
My worst movie ever:

"Bones"



yeah, expected that to be a stinker.

Dudley Do Right.....grrrrrrrr
http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Ss/0160236/AU23_3_23.jpg

[iminxtc]

baps was very distastful (sp) but funny.

[era one]

that stupid movie pest :fu:

[korbendallas]

Originally posted by era one
that stupid movie pest :fu:

yeah, forgot about that one. what a piece of crap.

[SCHLiTZ]

About Schmidt..... worst piece of garbage movie ever!

[SCHLiTZ]

Originally posted by iminxtc
28 days later. that movies sucked.

that one too.... just saw it a couple weeks ago. such a cool concept, but executed horribly.

[badkitty3804]

:afterbuzz:

"Sleep away Camp"

Porn meets horror flick!

[korbendallas]

Originally posted by badkitty3804
:afterbuzz:

"Sleep away Camp"

Porn meets horror flick!

the last scene in that movie...OMG!

[elad]

when old threads are revived baby jesus weeps in agony.

[korbendallas]

so how do we get him a tissue?

[dinferni]

Originally posted by maynard
Titanic is so bad, I vowed when it came out that I would never see it. To this day, I have kept my word.

lol, did the same thing and still havent seen it either!

Worst movie I ever saw had Nicolas Cage running around some city shouting "I'm a Vampire! I'm a Vampire!" but I cant remember what it was called.

[korbendallas]

Originally posted by dinferni


Worst movie I ever saw had Nicolas Cage running around some city shouting "I'm a Vampire! I'm a Vampire!" but I cant remember what it was called.

vampire's kiss ;-)

[jrob]

House of 1000 Corpses

can I get an "amen" from cleophite on that one?

[korbendallas]

Originally posted by jrob
House of 1000 Corpses

can I get an "amen" from cleophite on that one?

no doubt...that was horrible. it was a tcm wannabe. pretty disturbing too.

[the sex molesters]

i saw titanic once. girl i was seeing at the time begged me to take her. she cried like half the movie. i was all like "awww, here cry on my shoulder" and we made out the other half of the movie.

with that said, i agree with anyone who says that it was the worst movie ever.

[EurotrashEve]

-Bear(waste of 3 hours of my childhood)
-Titanic
-B-movies from the 1960's like: Carnival of souls
-the liza minelli video directed by neil tennenbaum from Pet Shop Boys
-porno's from the 1960-70's b/c the chicks are too hairy..is there a vagina somewhere in there?

[iminxtc]

Originally posted by jrob
House of 1000 Corpses

can I get an "amen" from cleophite on that one?

that movie was deeply disturbing.

[velvetgoldmire]

I have to disagree with some of these.

House of 1000 Corpses is not a bad horror movie. I think a lot of people were expecting way to much out of it. It's creepy, it's disturbing, it's in the vain of Texas Chainsaw Massacre while having a style of its own, and it's a damn good movie to watch on Halloween. It had so many elements I like in a horror movie. It wasn't the next big thing, but it was damn cool.

Titanic- I would call it a very vanilla movie, but I wouldn't say that it was bad. I enjoyed it. It's not near the top of my list, nor is it near the bottom. I think the problem was that it got so much hype, and in doing so, became a curse for Leonardo Decaprio (who had just previously done the reimagining of Romeo & Juliet) for being set in as a huge Hollywood heartthrob. Decaprio is an excellent actor, both before and after Titanic, and is doing a decent job of shedding the romantic tragedy typecast that he aquired from the American Public in the late 90's/turn of the century.

[DNAgirl]

But Rob, would you add 28 Days Later to your list of bad movies? :shrug:

I know I did.

[velvetgoldmire]

28 Days Later is near the bottom, but it had some saving grace in direction and style points. But, it wasn't enough to raise it from all of my issues with the script and the fact that it was a zombie movie, but he was trying so hard for it not to be.

[velvetgoldmire]

Underworld is underneath 28 Days Later. That movie sucked.

[badkitty3804]

Rob…I think they’re looking at it as ‘What did I not like’, rather than ‘‘worst movie I’ve seen”. I appreciate some movies that I didn’t really like because of certain aspects within that actual making of it.

Ie. a lot of people wouldn’t really care for “The Graduate” all that much…BUT the editing work done with the montage scene in the middle was brilliant. It is an amazing movie, it just won’t speak to some people.

A lot of the guys on here will put down chick flicks as the worst…movie…ever…but they simply didn’t like it.

[DNAgirl]

I'll remind myself to never see Underworld.

[theticklish1]

The Master of Disguise
Dungeons & Dragons
:noway:

[velvetgoldmire]

D&D was horrible... but the geek in me loved it.

ie One part of me loves it, but there's another part of me that hates the first part because that part of me hates it.

[Hitoi]

Kung Pow: Enter the Fist

[jrob]

i understand what house of 1000 corpses was trying to do. i understand what vein it was in, and all that jazz. in fact, we discussed that as we watched it. however, when asked what the worst movie i have seen recently is....i still answer, house of 1000 corpses.

[EurotrashEve]

Guess what..their releasing a second part to house of 1000 corpses w/ same characters that survived and stuff......

[tranKwilized]

White Boyz

[n-root]

Originally posted by elad
when old threads are revived baby jesus weeps in agony.

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[EurotrashEve]

Yes, that movie sucks too

[Gizmo]

I'm a chick and I hate chick flicks. The only one I liked at all was Fried Green Tomatoes, but the last time I saw it was when I was 8 years old... so I don't think I want to revisit it and find out it really sucked all along. Oh, and I liked Thelma and Louise too. But I don't consider it a chick flick.

[badkitty3804]

I really liked Steel Magnolias. :D

ohhh...and "Someone Like You"...Ms. Judd was in that.

[Wickity]

chick flicks almost universally suck.

[MattaKnox]

Originally posted by velvetgoldmire
I have to disagree with some of these.

House of 1000 Corpses is not a bad horror movie. I think a lot of people were expecting way to much out of it. It's creepy, it's disturbing, it's in the vain of Texas Chainsaw Massacre while having a style of its own, and it's a damn good movie to watch on Halloween. It had so many elements I like in a horror movie. It wasn't the next big thing, but it was damn cool.


It needed less freak-factor and more scare-factor.

Originally posted by velvetgoldmire

Titanic- I would call it a very vanilla movie, but I wouldn't say that it was bad. I enjoyed it. It's not near the top of my list, nor is it near the bottom. I think the problem was that it got so much hype, and in doing so, became a curse for Leonardo Decaprio (who had just previously done the reimagining of Romeo &amp; Juliet) for being set in as a huge Hollywood heartthrob. Decaprio is an excellent actor, both before and after Titanic, and is doing a decent job of shedding the romantic tragedy typecast that he aquired from the American Public in the late 90's/turn of the century.

:werd:

I thought Titanic was a solid movie with a tight script. Nothing spectacular IMO, but not horrible.

Leo's done good stuff since Titanic - I'm a fan of both The Beach and Gangs of New York.

[theticklish1]

Originally posted by MattaKnox



Leo's done good stuff since Titanic - I'm a fan of both The Beach and Gangs of New York.

I :affection: The Beach

[Capital Zero]

Monster in the Closet

[breaks princess]

goot nite.