Lots of female friends? No girlfriend?

[JunglystPimp]

Well today is your lucky day! Given permission, this thread should be listed under the F.A.Q section, that way it can just be linked to from here on out. Because honestly, I think it's asked about once every month. I'm getting sick of having to tell guys the same thing over and over again.

"why is it that I have so many friends that are girls but I have no girlfriend?"

Let this be a list, just short, simple answers, of reasons why a guy, who gets along great with females, can't get one in bed.

1.) The girls all think you're gay
2.) You have no game, you're too nice, or not aggressive enough
3.) You're ugly
4.) You're too picky
5.) You're too hot and they're all intimidated (I doubt this as few people on this board can have this rule applied to them)
6.) You become the girls' friend. This should be considered illegal! No becoming "FRIENDS" with women you would consider porking, it will only lead to disappointment.

please, anybody else with answers chime in, hopefully someone great and powerful (i.e. Cody) will okay my idea so we will never have to speak of this subject again.

[JunglystPimp]

oh, and stay on topic, my idea won't work if Captain Highjack charges in here. NO PIRATES!

[easysl]

are these all of the conclusions you ahve drawn form your own worldly experience?


must suck to be you

[housecat]

:haha:

[easysl]

yo yo yo cos i got game and I walk with a limp so my tool don't drag against the ground

[housecat]

7) you *think* you've got game... key word THINK.

:uhh:

[easysl]

wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwowwwwwwwwwwww Dina, you dissin' da pimp?

Yo you pay for dat biotch fureal

[Article One]

"Stay on target..."

http://www.30doradus.org/tools/starships/xwing.jpg

[Article One]

Originally posted by JunglystPimp
with women you would consider porking

if you were a fortune 500 company, and your investors were women, id say that its a safe bet that your stock just went way down after using a phrase like this.

[Nos]

Rest assured, it wasn't her, it was definitely you.

[housecat]

*snickers*

[easysl]

Originally posted by JunglystPimp

1.) The girls all think I'm gay
2.) I have no game
3.) I'm ugly
4.) Girls are too picky
5.) I am intimidated by girls
6.) I become the girls' friend.


well at least you know your limitations

[housecat]

*falls out of chair laughing*

:spit:

[KlondikeTW v2.0]

*tear*

This place never ceases to entertain me.

[Article One]

you mean, you arent going to chime in, oh great and powerful one??

:respectktw:

[Article One]

:jerkit:

:afterbuzz: :haha:

[Ragin Bajin]

:beaker:

[KlondikeTW v2.0]

I would know nothing about his foibles with the ladies, only what I hear. Of course, none of it is good. :shrug:

[Article One]

Originally posted by JunglystPimp

please, anybody else with answers chime in, hopefully someone great and powerful (i.e. Cody) will okay my idea so we will never have to speak of this subject again.

no no...

this is what i was referring to.

[KlondikeTW v2.0]

You're just bitter cuz you didn't get a mention.

[maynard]

:afterbuzz:

[Liquidguru]

:chairfall:

[Article One]

Originally posted by KlondikeTW v2.0
You're just bitter cuz you didn't get a mention.

:ripped:


i may not be great, but dammit im powerful!!!

you mothafuckas think youre big time??!!! YOU GONNA FUCKING DIE, BIG TIME!!!

[terpsichorean]

Here comes the pain!!!! :rl:

[maynard]

You're cool Justin, but :topicsucks:

[Article One]

Originally posted by terpsichorean
Here comes the pain!!!! :rl:

:yes:

:postal:

[elad]

http://www.00bliss.com/mb/images/smilies/rofl.gif http://www.00bliss.com/mb/images/smilies/rofl.gif http://www.00bliss.com/mb/images/smilies/rofl.gif http://www.00bliss.com/mb/images/smilies/rofl.gif http://www.00bliss.com/mb/images/smilies/rofl.gif http://www.00bliss.com/mb/images/smilies/rofl.gif http://www.00bliss.com/mb/images/smilies/rofl.gif http://www.00bliss.com/mb/images/smilies/rofl.gif http://www.00bliss.com/mb/images/smilies/rofl.gif

[easysl]

here comes the pain?

Here comes da game

[Article One]

8). "here comes da game".

:haha:

[Bioteknik]

man, you so got :owned: in this thread

[elad]

http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/allposters/54/039_61511_rt.jpg

[Article One]

:haha::afterbuzz::haha:

:spit:
:chairfall::chairfall::chairfall:
:spit:

:haha::afterbuzz::haha:

:delirious::delirious::delirious:

[housecat]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!

[maynard]

oh

my

goodness

:delirious:

[KlondikeTW v2.0]

Hey, I bet I know a certain someone who is going to add those tips into his little handbook o' love.

[Article One]

hahah :traviswork:

[easysl]

they should go out and hunt down women together

[easysl]

******correction ******** hunt down dem der bitches together

[Gizmo]

and you guys wonder why all the ladies you know are just friends...

:afterbuzz:

[terpsichorean]

I take it that this thread isn't helping his great girlfriend search, either...

[maynard]

:shrug:

[Article One]

Originally posted by easysl
they should go out and hunt down women together

:haha:

[evey]

What the hell is going on in here?

[maynard]

I'm still trying to figure that out.

[housecat]

No idea

[nyhope]

Originally posted by Gizmo
and you guys wonder why all the ladies you know are just friends...

:afterbuzz:


:haha: werd!

[Gizmo]

boss, tell these jackholes to get to work. :D

[evey]

Get to work, jackholes! Now!

[Gizmo]

:bravo:

btw, we're still out of soap. :shrug:

[maynard]

Aren't you one of said "jackholes", Cortney?

[Gizmo]

of course not. I am the lone female, thus, the most valuable. :D

plus I'm the source of all the tips. you know, from people with VALID coupons...

[maynard]

:crying: You're not ever going to let that die, are you? :puppydog:

[JunglystPimp]

Ripping on me while I'm asleep and can't defend myself? SOO NOT COOL. Oh, and Big Fucking SORRY for saying the word "porking," I'll never type while drunk again. :rolleyes:

First of all, Darragh, aren't you the one that was the sheep fucker? We all know you take day trips up to Scotland on the weekends. Go see a fucking dentist you "bloody wanker." :rolleyes:

Bioteknik, a.k.a. http://www.captain-obvious.net/captn-obv-logoGraybigger.gif
you're right, I "so got :owned: in this thread," but you know what, you had NOTHING to do with it. Stop stating the obvious. Nobody wants your two fucking cents.

Elad, stop pulling pictures off of your bathroom wall, scanning them, and scrolling them through my thread. If you have no input, give it up, nobody wants to see your dreamboy.

To everyone else in regards to my "great girlfriend search," since when was I on a "great girlfriend search?" Personally, I'd rather be single right now. That is, unless your name is Jessica Alba, Kristy Swanson, Angelina Jolie or Christina Aguilera. Or you're REALLY wealthy and REALLY hot. And you want to have 2 children. And you want me to be a house-husband. And you like to give head, you "Love the Cock."

And Cortney, nobody cares about the Token Female. You're just there for political reasons. Since when were females valuable for their input? :shrug:

[maynard]

Actually, Darragh wasn't the sheep fucker...

[JunglystPimp]

well he is now

[Gizmo]

don't get mad cuz you had your ass handed back to you. :rolleyes:

[JunglystPimp]

he's still the closest one to Scotland, so he has the highest possibility of being a sheep-fucker.

[JunglystPimp]

Originally posted by Gizmo
don't get mad cuz you had your ass handed back to you. :rolleyes:

my ass handed back to me? My ass was never out there in the first place. It was in bed!

[the sex molesters]

Elad, stop pulling pictures off of your bathroom wall, scanning them, and scrolling them through my thread. If you have no input, give it up, nobody wants to see your dreamboy.


he has a point. the scrolling pics are getting kinda annoying. other than that, i'm staying out of this.

[the sex molesters]

Originally posted by JunglystPimp
he's still the closest one to Scotland, so he has the highest possibility of being a sheep-fucker.

and quit making fun of Scotland dammit. the Scottish are on average bigger and stronger than you. and they are men enough to wear wool kilts. you can't dis that.

[JunglystPimp]

yeah, cuz all "real men" look like catholic school girls! :rolleyes:

[the sex molesters]

pfffft. whatever. we all know that the measure of a man is not the clothes they wear.... rather IN the clothes they wear.

[terpsichorean]

Dude, you post a wack ass thread, and wonder why the people who are friends with one another-- outside the board--rip into you? Then you get mad b/c you have this absurd idea that ppl are supposed to know that your dumb ass is asleep, and therefore the other 100 people posting now can't post in your precious bullshit thread. Get bent. Better yet, get over yourself, whiny brat.

[KlondikeTW v2.0]

Hmm - surprisingly the ladies are absent from this thread.

Wait, I meant to say NOT surprisingly. I get confused sometimes.

[KlondikeTW v2.0]

"Bite my shiny metal ass!"

[JunglystPimp]

whoooooooooooooooaaaaa there Missy

someone took me way too seriously.

pull the butt-plug out of your ass and relax kid. It's going to be okay. No need to get all "bent" out of shape. Jesus, I didn't even mention you. :lame:

[Liquidguru]

again:

:chairfall:

[evey]

"Can't we all just get along?"

[JunglystPimp]

hey, i'm trying to get along. Missy doesn't know what she's talking about. I'm happy as a jaybird. Evey, how was your weekend?

[evey]

Very, very lazy. And drunken.

[JunglystPimp]

HAHA i feel that

[the sex molesters]

lazy and drunken is good.

[JunglystPimp]

CAPTAIN OBVIOUS strikes again!

[terpsichorean]

You don't need to mention me. I don't need your permission to speak. I saw a lame post, and I countered it. :rolleyes:

Newsflash: I don't give a shit about you, or what you say, or if you are being "sarcastic" or not. I'm not even thinking about this dumbass thread, or your "problem". Just stating that you've already answered your question for as to why you have no girlfriend by your posts. Have a nice fucking day. :D

[JunglystPimp]

yoooooooooooooooooooooooo IDIOT! Like i said before, you don't know what you're talking about! Someone else had the "how come I have so many female friends but no girlfriend" thread, and this was kind of a continuation off of that! IT HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH ME OR MY PERSONAL LIFE! READ the aformentioned thread, and my first post in this thread, and you will realize it. Jesus christ I hope you didn't graduate high school.

[Alexis]

:chairfall:

[tigermomma]

Originally posted by JunglystPimp
Ripping on me while I'm asleep and can't defend myself? SOO NOT COOL. Oh, and Big Fucking SORRY for saying the word "porking," I'll never type while drunk again. :rolleyes:



One word

KARMA

that is all.

[maynard]

I don't know what's up with this place lately, but it's rife with drama...

[terpsichorean]

Dude, fuck off, mmmk? I'm not trying to start a war here. Sorry I missed your sarcasm...apparently you suck at it. But don't fucking call me out...you'll regret it. I have more education than you'll probably ever have, and I'll own your ass all over this board. It was a joke (a bad one), then fine. Peace be with you, ass.

[JunglystPimp]

yo, there's no drama on my end, people just can't read, or their thought processes lack any semblance of logic, or something. I'm confused as to how people can be THAT stupid.

DAN, HOW'S IT GOING MAN? Good weekend? Job search going anywhere?

[evey]

Originally posted by maynard
I don't know what's up with this place lately, but it's rife with drama...

AS THE BOARD TURNS

[housecat]

*grabs popcorn and watches the drama*

[JunglystPimp]

missy, there was no sarcasm. It was in plain and simple english. Stop being so stubborn and go and read it. I wasn't trying to start a war either, just get you to admit that you're wrong. Which you are.

[Liquidguru]

Originally posted by WanderingStarz
:chairfall:

:afterbuzz:

[the sex molesters]

psh. fuck this shit. i'm out.

[Gizmo]

Originally posted by JunglystPimp
yeah, cuz all "real men" look like catholic school girls! :rolleyes:

and all “real men” wear fuzzy tiger pants... :rolleyes:

[terpsichorean]

Originally posted by JunglystPimp
yo, there's no drama on my end, people just can't read, or their thought processes lack any semblance of logic, or something. I'm confused as to how people can be THAT stupid.

DAN, HOW'S IT GOING MAN? Good weekend? Job search going anywhere?

You missed MY point. I rarely read this forum (since its usually full of crap like this), so I missed the other thread that you're referring to. And if you call me stupid one more time, you will have officially made a really evil and vindictive enemy. Yes, I have a very short fuse...

Stop it right here and now. Address me like you know me again, and you'll be sorry.

[uberclkgtr]

Originally posted by Gizmo

and all “real men” wear fuzzy tiger pants... :rolleyes:

wrong junglist giz.

[housecat]

Yeah, that's tigerjunglist or something... Charlie. He's cool.

[Gizmo]

but it all works. :D

[JunglystPimp]

Originally posted by terpsichorean


You missed MY point. I rarely read this forum (since its usually full of crap like this), so I missed the other thread that you're referring to. And if you call me stupid one more time, you will have officially made a really evil and vindictive enemy. Yes, I have a very short fuse...

Stop it right here and now. Address me like you know me again, and you'll be sorry.

this is the last time i bother speaking to you, but you called me a whiny brat before i said anything about you, and the worst part is that you didn't know what you were saying, so honestly, you were wrong. Sorry if i called you stupid after that, I wouldn't have insulted your intelligence if you had simply apologized and admitted that you were wrong. But you had to make lame excuses as opposed to apologize, so whatever. It's dead. And i'm NOT a "whiny brat."

Oh, and don't threaten me.

[tigermomma]

Gizmo, I think you have the wrong junglist....

[Article One]

Originally posted by JunglystPimp
Ripping on me while I'm asleep and can't defend myself? SOO NOT COOL. Oh, and Big Fucking SORRY for saying the word "porking," I'll never type while drunk again. :rolleyes:

First of all, Darragh, aren't you the one that was the sheep fucker? We all know you take day trips up to Scotland on the weekends. Go see a fucking dentist you "bloody wanker." :rolleyes:

Bioteknik, a.k.a. http://www.captain-obvious.net/captn-obv-logoGraybigger.gif
you're right, I "so got :owned: in this thread," but you know what, you had NOTHING to do with it. Stop stating the obvious. Nobody wants your two fucking cents.

Elad, stop pulling pictures off of your bathroom wall, scanning them, and scrolling them through my thread. If you have no input, give it up, nobody wants to see your dreamboy.

To everyone else in regards to my "great girlfriend search," since when was I on a "great girlfriend search?" Personally, I'd rather be single right now. That is, unless your name is Jessica Alba, Kristy Swanson, Angelina Jolie or Christina Aguilera. Or you're REALLY wealthy and REALLY hot. And you want to have 2 children. And you want me to be a house-husband. And you like to give head, you "Love the Cock."

And Cortney, nobody cares about the Token Female. You're just there for political reasons. Since when were females valuable for their input? :shrug:


ok, now im just getting sick of this. first you say someone great and powerful, mention cody, but not me. now, you tear a rant at EVERYONE in the thread who said shit, except me.

i get no goddamm respect around here. :ripped:

you better throw something at me soon about i dunno, how much of a jackass or asshole i am, otherwise i might start thinking you like me.

[JunglystPimp]

someone said i'd wear fuzzy tiger pants? OK, don't insult my fashion sense like that.

[JunglystPimp]

doug, you're just a really nice guy.

[JunglystPimp]

and don't flatter yourself

[Article One]

Originally posted by maynard
I don't know what's up with this place lately, but it's rife with drama...

YEA it is...

[tigermomma]

Justin, you seem to piss people off everywhere you turn. If you dont take the board seriously, why do you get so up in arms when people talk shit, as you have done in spades (very recently and very brutally, might I add).

You have gotten so angry in this thread yet when people get angry because you are "fucking" with them, you dont understand why....do you see now?

[maynard]

I avoid being part of board drama like the plague yo.

[terpsichorean]

You were whiny in your little retort to the guys, right? You "claimed" that you're worthy of Supermodel ass, right? Sorry, that equals whiny brat, to me.

And hell no, I won't apologize if your first response TO ME, was to "take the plug out of my ass". Yeah, that's worthy of a sincere apology on my end. Had you simply said this was a joke thread, then I would have apologized then, no harm- no foul. But nooo, you had to be mister big shot e-thug about it.

And I doubt this thread is even a joke at all. I wouldn't be surprised if you're just passing it off as such because you were thouroughly owned in here.

So again, fuck off. For real. You mean too little to me to even bother with this again. I just don't appreciate some punk kid who's still in school questioning my intelligence and education.

[Gizmo]

Originally posted by tigermomma
Gizmo, I think you have the wrong junglist....

all right already i got the damn memo! charly's cool, this guy's a dick.

:D

[evey]

Originally posted by Article One


YEA it is...




:werd:

[tigermomma]

Missy, you're my new hero
:D

[Article One]

Originally posted by Gizmo


all right already i got the damn memo! charly's cool, this guy's a dick.

:D

:afterbuzz:


see...its just that we're putting tiger pants on the right person nowadays....so if you could just go ahead and sorta....REMEMBER who wears them....that would be great...

...yea...and uh...ill go ahead and make sure you get another copy of that memo....mmmmmmkay? bye bye....cortney...

[Muramasa]

Originally posted by JunglystPimp
someone said i'd wear fuzzy tiger pants? OK, don't insult my fashion sense like that.

Hey! Don't get mad because you can't live up to your screen name. It takes a mighty :bigpimp: to pull off something like tiger pants.:rolleyes:

:ripped:

[Muramasa]

Originally posted by Gizmo


all right already i got the damn memo! charly's cool, this guy's a dick.

:D

:smooch:
I work for the best boss ever!:wink:

[KlondikeTW v2.0]

I think you all are douches, how's that?

[maynard]

:redfu:, I can't wait to :smurf: your face in Cody

:afterbuzz:

[Muramasa]

:whack:

[Gizmo]

Originally posted by Article One
you better throw something at me soon about i dunno, how much of a jackass or asshole i am, otherwise i might start thinking you like me.

he wants yo BOD-AY!

[Alexis]

Originally posted by Gizmo


and all “real men” wear fuzzy tiger pants... :rolleyes:

awwww...poor charly :smooch: :delirious:

[terpsichorean]

Cody's an equal opportunity hater.

[Gizmo]

Originally posted by tigerjunglist


:smooch:
I work for the best boss ever!:wink:

...and you know I love the tiger pants right? :smooch:

[KlondikeTW v2.0]

Originally posted by maynard
:redfu:, I can't wait to :smurf: your face in Cody

:afterbuzz:

You will do no such thing wee-man. That's it, there are about 17 whoopins that need to be handed out!

[Muramasa]

Originally posted by Gizmo


...and you know I love the tiger pants right? :smooch:

They love you too...:tarvis:

[evey]

That tail has got a mind of it's own!

[Gizmo]

its been a long day and I can’t seem to keep my REAL boss off my ass, so when I saw all those dickhead comments, I was like “what the hell has gotten into charly?” cuz all I saw was Junglist... and since you both have a fighting avatar... I got confuzzed.

and you KNOW I love those pants. I totally molested your tail at the afterparty. I was just trying to make “you” who really wasn’t “you” angry.

[Article One]

Originally posted by KlondikeTW v2.0
I think you all are douches, how's that?


the feeling is mutual, jacktard.

[Alexis]

This place is so much more amusing than daytime television.

:affection:

[Ragin Bajin]

:werd: to Alexis..

This was absolutley hilarious..

[tigermomma]

:yes: more entertaining then most things I think

[Gizmo]

jacktard... :afterbuzz:

[Article One]

Originally posted by Gizmo
I totally molested your tail at the afterparty.

and you didnt even charge him for it.

you know cort, this is a business here. we cant just go around giving free molesterations to people just cuz they have an orange fuzzy tail.


*woman with orange fuzzy bra comes walking up*

"ma'am...you know we are offering free molesterations to people wearing orange fuzzy things this week...come right this way..."

[maynard]

Originally posted by KlondikeTW v2.0


You will do no such thing wee-man. That's it, there are about 17 whoopins that need to be handed out!

Looks like SOMEONE missed a reference to the other thread with this name!

:afterbuzz:

[Ragin Bajin]

Originally posted by Article One
and you didnt even charge him for it.

you know cort, this is a business here. we cant just go around giving free molesterations to people just cuz they have an orange fuzzy tail.


*woman with orange fuzzy bra comes walking up*

"ma'am...you know we are offering free molesterations to people wearing orange fuzzy things this week...come right this way..."

:haha:

Cort is totally giving away free molesterations.. :raveon:

Is there a list to sign up?

[Liquidguru]

Originally posted by terpsichorean
you had to be mister big shot e-thug about it.



http://starterupsteve.servepics.com:60000/funny/domesticEthug.jpg

[Muramasa]

On a side note, I've heard that Junglystpimp is actually a cool guy. Maybe we shouldn't judge someone by their posts, I mean sure, words do a PERFECT job of conveying one's feelings and all(:jerkit:), but I dunno...:shrug::plurstick:

[Muramasa]

Originally posted by Liquidguru


http://starterupsteve.servepics.com:60000/funny/domesticEthug.jpg
:haha::afterbuzz:

:werd:

[Article One]

Originally posted by Ragin Bajin


:haha:

Cort is totally giving away free molesterations.. :raveon:

Is there a list to sign up?


you have to make an appointment.

and NO INVALID COUPONS.

[maynard]

:delirious:

[tigermomma]

Originally posted by tigerjunglist
On a side note, I've heard that Junglystpimp is actually a cool guy. Maybe we shouldn't judge someone by their posts, I mean sure, words do a PERFECT job of conveying one's feelings and all(:jerkit:), but I dunno...:shrug::plurstick:


:werd: x a million....

Tho I cant help feeling a lil satisfied that he has gotten his, like he so viciously gave me mine (sorry Justin)

[Gizmo]

Doug, it's part of our rollover plan...

Free molestations. It's a publicity stunt.

Sign-up sheet is in the career center, two doors from the teacher's lounge.

[Gizmo]

:hyper::D*HURRY, HURRY, HURRY!* :D :hyper:

[maynard]

Thanks for editing my post, Doug.

[evey]

No free shit for you Dan!

[Muramasa]

Originally posted by Gizmo
Doug, it's part of our rollover plan...


So wait, my unused molestation minutes can rollover to the next month? Sweeeeet!!

Giz, you owe me about 5 more minutes of tail-grabbing.:tarvis:
:woot:

[Muramasa]

:afterbuzz:"Can you feel me now? Good...":afterbuzz:

[the sex molesters]

on a side note.... i have been trying to wake up hungover since my 21st birthday in february, unsuccessfully. I started again on this quest last night. 2 2/3 bottles of wine and 6 hours of sleep later, i find myself successful. it took me a while to decide what exactly is wrong with me, and i'm pretty sure that's it.

[maynard]

Haha, I don't need ANYTHING from Cortney... :D

[Ragin Bajin]

Originally posted by Gizmo
:hyper::D*HURRY, HURRY, HURRY!* :D :hyper:

**Takes out Map**

Crap! I can't find the Teacher's Lounge...



:afterbuzz:

[terpsichorean]

Oh, and since everyone LOVES scrolling pics around here...


http://www.00bliss.com/stuff/thisthreadsucks.gifhttp://www.00bliss.com/stuff/thisthreadsucks.gifhttp://www.00bliss.com/stuff/thisthreadsucks.gif

[maynard]

Damn, that girl can work it! :afterbuzz:

[elad]

YAY!

and behold my new avatar! [some whitey legionaire superghey superhero]

[Article One]

Dear "Management":

It has come to the attention of the rest of the employees employed at the EOCC Shop that we are being unfairly taken advantage of. We feel that partnership of the company is not only necessary for growth, but mandatory to quality of service.

Effective immediately, the EOCC is a partnership of three, each possessing equal amount of say in all matters, public and private, regarding the aforementioned institution of business.

Thank You.

-"Hard" Working Employees
Cort and Doug

[Alexis]

Props to K-dog for busting out with the Domestic E thug pic.

I read that line and thought of that exactly. Only I lost my img. pages to our fucking filtering software.

:ranton:

[Ragin Bajin]

Originally posted by Article One
Dear "Management":

It has come to the attention of the rest of the employees employed at the EOCC Shop that we are being unfairly taken advantage of. We feel that partnership of the company is not only necessary for growth, but mandatory to quality of service.

Effective immediately, the EOCC is a partnership of three, each possessing equal amount of say in all matters, public and private, regarding the aforementioned institution of business.

Thank You.

-"Hard" Working Employees
Cort and Doug

Umm ok..

Is there still free molestations?

[evey]

:haha: It's a coup!

[maynard]

I dunno, I hear Evey pretty much runs shit over there, that little memo might not get you anywhere.

Especially since you were originally NOT in the EOCC Doug, your say is akin to :poop:

[evey]

Actually, i'm selling ownership to the two of them and retiring a rich bastard.

[maynard]

What's the company worth? $50? $100?

[Ragin Bajin]

$3.50!!!

[elad]

$3.50

[GTAVercetti]

SOLD!

[GTAVercetti]

in the immortal words of Keanu...whoa.

[elad]

DAMN YOU JOE!

[evey]

:klondike:

[terpsichorean]

What does the e-thug pic look like? All I see is a red x. :shrug:

[Gizmo]

Originally posted by evey
:haha: It's a coup!
no. It’s a Coupe DeVille.

If you have one, TWO FOR ONE!! Get em while they last!

“all the women (and doug), independent!”

[Alexis]

Originally posted by terpsichorean
What does the e-thug pic look like? All I see is a red x. :shrug:

It's got a pic of a toolish Mofo leaning on a Mustang I believe...and it says.

DOMESTIC DRIVIN' E-THUG, DON'T MESS WITH ME CUZ I'LL ARGUE WITH YOU OVER THE INTERNET.

:afterbuzz:

[Nos]

Originally posted by JunglystPimp
whoooooooooooooooaaaaa there Missy

someone took me way too seriously.

pull the butt-plug out of your ass and relax kid. It's going to be okay. No need to get all "bent" out of shape. Jesus, I didn't even mention you. :lame:

I don't know you.
You don't know me.

Regardless, if you say or type anything like this and direct it at my girlfriend again, you will be pulling something out of your ass. Your head.

[terpsichorean]

Oh, lol. I saw that one before! "It's funny cuz it's true..."

[Ragin Bajin]

Originally posted by elad
DAMN YOU JOE!

:haha:

Your were owned by my quickness!!



:afterbuzz:

[Liquidguru]

Originally posted by WanderingStarz
Props to K-dog for busting out with the Domestic E thug pic.

I read that line and thought of that exactly. Only I lost my img. pages to our fucking filtering software.

:ranton:

:D that was special for you

[Ragin Bajin]

Originally posted by Nos
I don't know you.
You don't know me.

Regardless, if you say or type anything like this and direct it at my girlfriend again, you will be pulling something out of your ass. Your head.

Sweet. Jared is going to regulate...

[Article One]

Originally posted by evey
Actually, i'm selling ownership to the two of them and retiring a rich bastard.

:hmm:

Originally posted by maynard
What's the company worth? $50? $100?


"these shoes are italian, they're worth more than your life..."
:afterbuzz:



and with that :klondike:

-:dougEfresh:

[AmandaHuie]

saving this from being pruned.