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[KlondikeTW v2.0]

Cage dancers seem to strip a lot more.

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:werd:

[Ragin Bajin]

Originally posted by KlondikeTW v2.0
Cage dancers seem to strip a lot more.

Plus like to hang on poles..

:D

[uberclkgtr]

do cage dancers have real ultimate power?

[A.J. Inx]

Cheerleaders! :cheer: Oh, no, wait...that's not an option, is it....

[empath]

its seeming that way..

[empath]

cage-dancing cheerleaders... :drool:

[A.J. Inx]

Cage-dancing cheerleaders!! Dude, but there isn't enough room to do a hand spring...nothing's cooler than a nekkid cheerleader doing a handspring.... :flash:

[breaks princess]

The look on Cliff's face while watching the cage dancers was priceless.

[Dizardak]

at least there was something to watch while u waited for a drink

[nyhope]

i didn't actually puke at least :shrug:

[uberclkgtr]

from drinking, or the cage dancers? :shrug:

[A.J. Inx]

:haha:

[A.J. Inx]

<--- professionally trained cage dancer/shadow dancer/speaker ho

...slackers...all of them....they don't even know how to make good eye contact... for real... :shrug: :afterbuzz:

[rockyblue]

i'm gonna have to go with speaker ho on this one.

[DNAgirl]

I hear ya...i'm going with speaker ho too.

If the cage dancers were professionally trained...maybe.

[PuRnOcEnSe]

eh.. neither.. I just laugh at them.. I guess if I had to choose, the professionally trained ones cause last night at Solstice, there were some sorry speaker hos dancing in front of the fans and I really had to fight the urge to throw things at them... Dancing.. if they can even call it that.. sticking glowsticks in various places for attention.. Yuck.

[maynard]

As Cliff so poignantly quipped last night "Man, there's an unusually high amount of skank here tonight."

:afterbuzz: and :werd:

I also noticed a few speaker type ho's checking me out over the course of the night. I mean, that's flattering and all, but you totally chose the wrong place to try and look for love.

[nyhope]

Originally posted by uberclkgtr
from drinking, or the cage dancers? :shrug:

i wish it were drinking, i definitely wasn't waiting for a second drink after the first one.

[PuRnOcEnSe]

Yeah.. their drinks were.. strong to say the very least. At least it made getting drunk good and cheap!

[maynard]

They weren't strong at all. The RBV I had wasn't shit. Now, the Tunnel, those barkeeps make some strong drinks. :drool:

[PuRnOcEnSe]

I dunno what u were drinkin hon.. my drinks were really strong.. Not saying anything against the drinks at the Tunnel cause they are awesome!!

[maynard]

Maybe if I had tits I would get strong drinks? :shrug:

[PuRnOcEnSe]

Never a bad thing. :D

[A.J. Inx]

Tits are fun :flash: (from Blewmymindblank)

...not that i'm not boobie obsessed or anything... :D

[PuRnOcEnSe]

:specialed: WE HAVE BOOBS!! :D

[maynard]

Boobies are the Real Ultimate Power. It's been said many times, but I just thought I'd say it again.

[orangeglow]

Originally posted by PuRnOcEnSe
:specialed: WE HAVE BOOBS!! :D

Speak for yourself! Some of us got short-changed....

[maynard]

The size of the boobs is irrelevant. The mere fact that you girls have them gets you so many things in life.

The system is fucked.

[retail]

:yes:

[El Magnifico]

Originally posted by maynard
Boobies are the Real Ultimate Power. It's been said many times, but I just thought I'd say it again.

Jello Wrestlers have Real Ultimate Power and kick the shit out of cage dancers and speaker hos any day of the week...and a bunch of times on the weekend.

:woot:


Hey...we need a jello wrestler smiley.:touchmymonkey:

[maynard]

:yes: :werd:

[uberclkgtr]

Originally posted by rockyblue
i'm gonna have to go with speaker ho on this one.

hmm, i wonder why jenn and leah have a preference for speaker hos? :gotme:

[retail]

james i'm surprised you have not reposted your wonderful site dedicated to the subject :gotme:

[uberclkgtr]

ok ok. it is always good for some shits n' giggles.

Speaker Hos Have REAL ULTIMATE POWER (http://www.pha.jhu.edu/~jdavies/sh/)

[retail]

i still owe you a beer :yes:

[uberclkgtr]

beer! :cheers:

[retail]

& burritos? :D

[uberclkgtr]

burritos would be good. i made some at home last night after buzz@trust. had leftovers today. i must say, i make a fine burrito. :yummy:

back on topic, i'm torn between the speaker hos and the cage dancers. it is the ultimate paradox. on the one hand cage dancers use a pole, but on the other hand, speaker hos can grind on each other, or be totally awesome. it's not an easy choice, if you ask me.

[rockyblue]

Originally posted by uberclkgtr
ok ok. it is always good for some shits n' giggles.

Speaker Hos Have REAL ULTIMATE POWER (http://www.pha.jhu.edu/~jdavies/sh/)

for half a second there, i thought my pic might be on that site. :sadblue:

[retail]

burritos and speaker hos

do i hear 50 cent's next hit, anyone? :shrug:

[rockyblue]

mmmmm, burritos. :drool:

[retail]

:yes: james, do i see a cook n' spin in our future?


:drool::raveon:

[rockyblue]

:raveon:

[A.J. Inx]

....tacos tacos....burritos burritos....

Hmmm...what if you're a speaker ho, cage dancer AND jell-o wrestler?....what does that make you? Wonder Woman?

[rockyblue]

no, an exhibitionist.

[orangeglow]

us jello wrestlers are neither speaker hos nor cage dancers.

[A.J. Inx]

...i'm sorry, i must be confused....cuz....i mean...well... i know plenty of strippers who could easily put all of the above on their resume'...and somehow they're looked down upon... but if a fun college kid gets a little drink in them and decides to wrestle in jell-o because it's "fun and liberating"...i mean... W-H-A-T? Double standard much.

[uberclkgtr]

Originally posted by rockyblue
for half a second there, i thought my pic might be on that site. :sadblue:

:angel:

[rockyblue]

Originally posted by uberclkgtr


:angel:
http://fool.exler.ru/sm/inc.gif

[orangeglow]

i think both get pretty much the same reaction: oggled by the guys

[uberclkgtr]

Originally posted by retail
:yes: james, do i see a cook n' spin in our future?

:drool::raveon:

sho nuff! maybe we can even learn the chalupa scratch from adrian's q-bert scratch dvd. :afterbuzz: :raveon:

[A.J. Inx]

i always did it to get a rise from the girls. :D

[orangeglow]

Originally posted by A.J. Inx
i always did it to get a rise from the girls. :D
:shrug:
either way works. :D

[A.J. Inx]

:D Right on! :D

[uberclkgtr]

Originally posted by rockyblue

http://fool.exler.ru/sm/inc.gif

hahaha. those smilies make me wanna http://www.oobliss.com/mb/images/smilies/nana.gif

[rockyblue]

http://fool.exler.ru/sm/ura.gif

[uberclkgtr]

Originally posted by A.J. Inx
Hmmm...what if you're a speaker ho, cage dancer AND jell-o wrestler?

sweet jesus! the holy trinity! :mineo:

[A.J. Inx]

:afterbuzz:

[retail]

Originally posted by uberclkgtr


sho nuff! maybe we can even learn the chalupa scratch from adrian's q-bert scratch dvd. :afterbuzz: :raveon:

:haha::raveon:

[uberclkgtr]

Originally posted by rockyblue
http://fool.exler.ru/sm/ura.gif

but is there enough room in the cages to http://fool.exler.ru/sm/ura.gif? are the cages at 2k9 large enough?

[Hitoi]

I'm guessing no but I would love to see two drunkass girls try doing it. One of them would eventually get knocked the fuck out by one of the cage bars.

[uberclkgtr]

i once saw a girl almost fall out of a cage at insomnia. the cage bar was the only thing that saved her. were you ther that night ali? i forget who was spinning. it may have been the last time d:fuse was there. she was *waaaay* drunk. :afterbuzz:

[retail]

:whoa::afterbuzz:

[Hitoi]

HAHAHA!!! Are you serious?!? I can't believe that happened and I missed it! I must've been fending off asshounds when it happened.

I got hair whipped by one of the cage girls at Insomnia. That's always fun. I swear, there are some crazy ass girls in those cages.

[uberclkgtr]

Originally posted by Hydegrl
I got hair whipped by one of the cage girls at Insomnia. That's always fun. I swear, there are some crazy ass girls in those cages.

Good thing they keep those crazy-ass girls in the cages then! There's a place for everyone at that club. :yes:

[A.J. Inx]

:haha: OMG!

[Yakko Red]

Originally posted by Hydegrl
I'm guessing no but I would love to see two drunkass girls try doing it. One of them would eventually get knocked the fuck out by one of the cage bars.

Should have been standing near me Friday night then. Cage bitches are much better than speaker hoes.

This one girl on Friday night danced better than most strippers do at titty bars, at least that's what a friend told me anyways.

[A.J. Inx]

:yes: It's true, I tell ya.

[El Magnifico]

Originally posted by Yakko Red
...at least that's what a friend told me anyways.

:haha:

[A.J. Inx]

:bandito: Jose Quervo you are a friend of mine....

[Yakko Red]

Originally posted by A.J. Inx
:bandito: Jose Quervo you are a friend of mine....

From all your posts I'm picking up that you like to drink and strip in cages. Is that really true? If so I have a friend from out of town you should meet, real quality guy just looking for some skan.... ahem I mean... just looking for a nice girl to hang out with.

[El Magnifico]

Cuervo?

[uberclkgtr]

btw, the animal-print bra was a nice touch. very appropriate for cage dancing. rowwrrr. :smurf:

[El Magnifico]

I noticed a lot of bras being used as outerwear. It was like a Nelly Video or something.

[uberclkgtr]

nelly videos are :raveon:

[rajdeep]

:tarvis:

[rockyblue]

:rolleyes:

[n-root]

Originally posted by El Magnifico
I noticed a lot of bras being used as outerwear. It was like a Nelly Video or something.

chunky girls in sportsbras have defined "rave fashion" for many a year

[A.J. Inx]

I've ALWAYS worn my bikini to big parties in the summertime...ever since I can remember...it all started with wearing my over-alls and bikini to King's Dominion.... I mean, with my asthma, I over-heat really easily and it doesn't take too long for me to collapse on the floor...or tremble violently from lack of oxygen and too much body heat....and since clubs NEVER let me take in my inhaler (bitches)... i do what i can with lots of water and very little clothing over my chest....

...not to mention i enjoi showing off my abs....


But, honestly, I think it's a good look that more women should abuse.... if they've got the figure for it.

[Ragin Bajin]

mmm Girls in Bikini's... Tastey..

[A.J. Inx]

Yes, indeed. :D

[Steel Magnolia]

Originally posted by n-root


chunky girls in sportsbras have defined &quot;rave fashion&quot; for many a year

Yah, but these aren't sportsbras...

Will Doug be sporting a manziere or a bro when he cage dances?

[A.J. Inx]

...oh god... :no:

[maynard]

:chilly:

:noway:

[JunglystPimp]

Originally posted by Yakko Red


From all your posts I'm picking up that you like to drink and strip in cages. Is that really true? If so I have a friend from out of town you should meet, real quality guy just looking for some skan.... ahem I mean... just looking for a nice girl to hang out with.

dude, forget your "friend from out of town"

I'm from Baltimore and single for the first time in a while, I'm always looking to meet new people. Hey A.J. Inx, wanna go get some coffee or ice cream or drunk? My only rule is that you don't dress like a raver. :D

[rajdeep]

and since clubs NEVER let me take in my inhaler (bitches)...
That's not true - I've carried mine into Buzz @ Nation. I suppose it's permissible if it carries the prescription sticker on it or the box it was packaged in. I doubt anyone can prevent you from carrying your medication on you.

[maynard]

I dunno, I doubt they'd let me take my Adderall in...

[Mitaic]

*vote* fat bastard.

[Ragin Bajin]

Yeah... Cage Dancers are winning!! :raveon:

[cleophite]

Originally posted by A.J. Inx
and since clubs NEVER let me take in my inhaler (bitches)... i do what i can with lots of water and very little clothing over my chest....
see, this is what i assumed would happen, so i didn't bother trying to bring my inhaler in to POTD this past friday, and struggled to breathe through some of the early parts of the night. when i brought this up later, several people mentioned that most clubs actually *do* allow you to bring them in ... so i dunno, keep trying :shrug:

[Ragin Bajin]

Yeah.. I would make sure that it has the prescription on the it.. That way you can show them... That and start wheezing out side, and take your inhaler so that you show them that you actually need it..

[Spinsta']

my favorite cage dancers are the ones @ Insomnia... they're like puppies who want to get out of their cage and hump your leg

[Yakko Red]

Should have been standing near me Friday night then. Cage bitches are much better than speaker hoes.

This one girl on Friday night danced better than most strippers do at titty bars, at least that's what a friend told me anyways.

Okay... here's what I can tell.

I was somewhere watching Speaker Ho's on a friday night that was before June 30, 2003.


The look on Cliff's face while watching the cage dancers was priceless.

Kristen was there as well apparently and saw for fact that I was watching tail.

Now what I'm asking myself is.. where was i?

Things that make you go hmmmmmmm.

[Ink Blot]

from personal experience.. i like cage dancers better
cuz later on if you say they were good they'll hump your leg

[iminxtc]

Cages... speaakers... they're all hoes

[Amalthea]

ima go withabig eww for both ...

[The Big Game]

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I love the Speakerboxes..hehe

[ChicoMDK]

I am going to say cage dancers because you can poke them with sticks !

[JOEYd hates you]

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