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n-root
2003-05-08, 03:11 PM
B :elise: :elise: bie girl! B :elise: :elise: bie girl!
You work in the office, well not really WORK.
Always you have issues your too dumb to even flirt.
It's hard to understand what happened to you, it's as if all the stuff meant for your brain went straight to your BOOBS!!!!
I like to help you out for the chance to peep dem boobies but as soon as you open that mouth I can't help but get moody
In a parrelel world you are smart and I am tappin' it
But here on this earth I just ain't havin' it.
cleophite
2003-05-08, 03:12 PM
http://www.dcskillz.com/forum/images/smiles/icon_eek.gif
PUERTOOOOO RIIIIIICO!! :afterbuzz:
n-root
2003-05-08, 03:13 PM
sorry a coworker just lit me the fuck up... and she is hot too
numbskull
2003-05-08, 03:13 PM
:haha: :bravo: :haha:
n-root
2003-05-08, 03:13 PM
Originally posted by evey
PUERTOOOOO RIIIIIICO!! :afterbuzz:
bwahahahahaha :afterbuzz:
housecat
2003-05-08, 03:13 PM
ROFL
VINYL ORBIT
2003-05-08, 03:16 PM
:haha:
KlondikeTW v2.0
2003-05-08, 03:37 PM
Best...poem...ever.
uberclkgtr
2003-05-08, 03:42 PM
awesome poem. nice use of the word "tap"... :D
Gizmo
2003-05-08, 03:43 PM
I was moved.
maynard
2003-05-08, 03:44 PM
:afterbuzz:
cleophite
2003-05-08, 03:44 PM
*single tear*
numbskull
2003-05-08, 03:47 PM
Originally posted by KlondikeTW
Best...poem...ever.
:werd:
Anti-DieselKitty
2003-05-08, 04:45 PM
I got a little teary after I read that.
Article One
2003-05-08, 11:09 PM
Originally posted by n-root
B :elise: :elise: bie girl! B :elise: :elise: bie girl!
You work in the office, well not really WORK.
Always you have issues your too dumb to even flirt.
It's hard to understand what happened to you, it's as if all the stuff meant for your brain went straight to your BOOBS!!!!
I like to help you out for the chance to peep dem boobies but as soon as you open that mouth I can't help but get moody
In a parrelel world you are smart and I am tappin' it
But here on this earth I just ain't havin' it.
BEST...
POEM..
EVER.
:afterbuzz::haha::afterbuzz:
Article One
2003-05-08, 11:10 PM
Originally posted by KlondikeTW
Best...poem...ever.
i had a feeling when i wrote my response that u had already said it, but eh well...
KlondikeTW v2.0
2003-05-08, 11:11 PM
I always work that response.
Best...response...ever.
Mandaba
2003-05-08, 11:17 PM
:afterbuzz:
rajdeep
2003-05-08, 11:20 PM
:twothumb:
naqam
2003-05-09, 12:34 PM
wow, words eveni can appreciate. boobies is hard to rhyme but you pulled it off
whats this puerto rico talk all about? i'll cutchu mang.
VINYL ORBIT
2003-05-09, 12:47 PM
Originally posted by KlondikeTW
I always work that response.
Best...response...ever.
:uhhok:
literary masterpiece..really...nice useage of pictures and words (i.e. B:elise: :elise: bies).
zartan
2004-01-01, 09:58 PM
what a fine piece of work this was. worth resurrecting.
n-root
2004-01-01, 10:24 PM
LOL!
badkitty3804
2004-01-01, 10:27 PM
:afterbuzz:
Boooooobies!
*bounce bounce*
yvonison
2004-01-01, 10:28 PM
LOL!
Buddafly
2004-01-01, 10:30 PM
great stuff
zartan
2004-01-01, 10:31 PM
wow those were teh days - lauren had to use a link to dcskillz emoticons to go "eek"!
LadyJ
2004-01-01, 10:42 PM
:whoa: This was before my time. Classy...
zartan
2004-01-01, 10:43 PM
ROTFL - yeah I wondered what you'd think of this. Ah well, at least its great poetry.
n-root
2004-01-01, 11:28 PM
Follow Up: Boobie girl was fired for being a completely brainless human being shortly before a full due diligence inspection of the company was to occur.
L
O
L
LadyJ
2004-01-01, 11:29 PM
:haha: Well, there's always Hooters:shrug:
n-root
2004-01-01, 11:36 PM
Originally posted by LadyJ
:haha: Well, there's always Hooters:shrug:
not even. the poor girl had a TERRIBLE lisp and could really barely speak much english on top of her idiocy. You couldnt joke with her or anything, it was almost sad. Before she was fired I just convinced myself that she must have some slight form of mental retardation so that I would stop disliking her so much for not being smart. Then when other people joked on her I would say "Man, thats fucked up. She can't help it." Then they would make a face VERY MUCH like ":sadblue:" -because it really wasnt a far stretch- and then I would laugh on the inside at both of them.
LadyJ
2004-01-01, 11:37 PM
now I'm making a face like ":sadblue:"
LadyJ
2004-01-01, 11:38 PM
ok, nevermind. i'm laughing again.
buster
2004-01-02, 12:05 AM
roman is a poet.
i didnt know it.
that poem kicks ass...
cleophite
2004-01-02, 01:13 AM
Originally posted by zartan74
wow those were teh days - lauren had to use a link to dcskillz emoticons to go "eek"! :afterbuzz:
"back in the day" lol. this poem still kicks ass.
uberclkgtr
2004-01-02, 02:06 PM
this should go into classics. threads don't need 150 inane post to be a classic. only 1 is necessary (roman's poem). :D
Valencia Styles
2004-01-02, 02:13 PM
omg that was hilarious :haha: :hifive:
Valencia Styles
2004-01-02, 02:14 PM
Originally posted by badkitty3804
:afterbuzz:
Boooooobies!
*bounce bounce*
BOOBIES!
Gizmo
2004-01-02, 02:20 PM
oh god, I just got misty-eyed over the nostalgia.
At first I thought this was a repost then I saw Cody and Doug posted and I knew it must be old.
Jet Pilot
2004-01-02, 03:33 PM
its nice to know im not the only guy with standards
cleophite
2004-01-02, 04:10 PM
Originally posted by Gizmo
oh god, I just got misty-eyed over the nostalgia.
At first I thought this was a repost then I saw Cody and Doug posted and I knew it must be old. :werd:
and evey as well. everything was so much cooler then!
:jk:
.. kinda :D
maynard
2004-01-02, 04:33 PM
And now I've posted, so the circle is complete.
http://iyengaryogacenter.com/cookie.jpg
iminxtc
2004-01-02, 04:37 PM
Originally posted by n-root
B :elise: :elise: bie girl! B :elise: :elise: bie girl!
You work in the office, well not really WORK.
Always you have issues your too dumb to even flirt.
It's hard to understand what happened to you, it's as if all the stuff meant for your brain went straight to your BOOBS!!!!
I like to help you out for the chance to peep dem boobies but as soon as you open that mouth I can't help but get moody
In a parrelel world you are smart and I am tappin' it
But here on this earth I just ain't havin' it.
roman, this is why i lubbbbbaaaa you! :smooch: