Which would you rather wake up next to?

[PuRnOcEnSe]

After an extensive conversation about this sort of thing last night, I decided I just want to find out what everyone else thinks..

[Liquidguru]

definatly a midget. i mean that would just make for all kinds of great stories down the line.

[aliceinsubland]

Originally posted by Liquidguru
definatly a midget. i mean that would just make for all kinds of great stories down the line.

i must agree.....

[jrob]

i concur as well

[Liquidguru]

i mean who would want to fuck a bald hairy ugly person?

[PuRnOcEnSe]

:werd: exactly.. thats why I can't believe this guy got mad when his girlfriend said a midget.. He couldn't get over the midget thing.. And I totally would say midget as well!

[Anti-DieselKitty]

Ewww...neither.

[cleophite]

a MIDGET though? well .... old and hairy?? but a midget ... ohgod, i need to not think about this anymore!!! :crazyeyes:

[Liquidguru]

but what if it happened to you?! which one is better?

[aliceinsubland]

lol......how about a hairy bald midget....hmmmmm

[PuRnOcEnSe]

exactly... if it had to be one of them, which would you rather?

[El Magnifico]

Hey--aren't there midgets on this board?

[cleophite]

uh ... oh man ..... *head explodes*


sorry this is just an overflow on my disgust-o-meter today :nixo:

[jrob]

Originally posted by Anti-DieselKitty
Ewww...neither.

that would be my first choice...NEITHER....but in a gun to head sorta situation...i'd go with midget. yucky to think about...

[PuRnOcEnSe]

Originally posted by aliceinsubland
lol......how about a hairy bald midget....hmmmmm

:haha: :haha: :haha:

:delirious: Man, I should have made that option number 3..

[aliceinsubland]

awwww midgets need love too...and you all know Wee-Man....he is hot!!!


damn, this thread is def for buzzboy *looks around for him*

where is he??

[Anti-DieselKitty]

No way, I'd rather be shot or whatever the alternative was. Midgets have small hands and ummm...ewww...no. And no way am I going near the other one either.

[PuRnOcEnSe]

I'm just waiting to see where this goes! :afterbuzz: I have to go to work, so I'll check in later tonight! :wave:

[aliceinsubland]

lol.....you guys are too funny.....

[djreplicant]

Originally posted by Liquidguru
i mean who would want to fuck a bald hairy ugly person?


Contrary to popular belief, I get laid. Sometimes.

B

[aliceinsubland]

Originally posted by Anti-DieselKitty
Midgets have small hands and ummm...ewww...no.

:haha: oh that really made me giggle....poor midgets...

[ekitn]

eeeesh!! talk about creepy choices... but I'd have to go with the midget. And only if it's Wee Man or better.

[aliceinsubland]

Originally posted by djreplicant
Contrary to popular belief, I get laid. Sometimes.

B


yeah!!!!:D :bravo:



and note i did not use orange text!! (meaning i am not being sarcastic)

[aliceinsubland]

wee man takes crap from no one!!!

http://www.whatareyouchicken.com/images-photo_gallery/photos/point.jpg

[PuRnOcEnSe]

:haha: see he's a midget I could deal with! Wee-Man rocks! :D

[Apollo]

Ladies, what about Mini-Me?

[Shankya]

mid.......get

[aliceinsubland]

i would like for someone to vote for the hairy guy.....don't you all love chewbacca??

[Alexis]

I would have to go with the midget. Not jumping on the bandwagon or anyting....I just think that Me...being the way that I am, having sex with someone that came up to my kneecap would proably be the most amusing thing ever, EVER, in the history of the universe.
:delirious:

[djreplicant]

I think the poll question is biased.

a midget
or an old, nasty, bald, hairy guy.

Not a small-handed, cabbage smelling, creepy ass midget; just a midget.

I'm speaking up for all hairy, testosterone filled, old men that won't stand for this kind of neglect!

:)

B

[El Magnifico]

:specialed:

[Liquidguru]

Originally posted by djreplicant
Contrary to popular belief, I get laid. Sometimes.

B

:haha:

[Liquidguru]

Originally posted by WanderingStarz
I would have to go with the midget. Not jumping on the bandwagon or anyting....I just think that Me...being the way that I am, having sex with someone that came up to my kneecap would proably be the most amusing thing ever, EVER, in the history of the universe.
:delirious:

:haha: u are so right! i bet you could get people to pay money to see that!!!

[numbskull]

there are a great many things which cause me to worry about the mental health average of the board. this is one of them. that said, midget. but just possibly because nasty old hairy bald women are soooooo more scary than nasty old hairy blad men....

[cleophite]

:haha:

[Anti-DieselKitty]

I still think there should be the option to die vs choosing one of those options.

[numbskull]

:werd:
it'd be even better with option 4.
option 4: acidental exposure to previously theoretical form of radiation gives you nifty super powers and no unpleasant side effects.

[blewmymindblank]

Originally posted by numbskull
nasty old hairy bald women are soooooo more scary than nasty old hairy blad men....

that is the truest statement i've seen....how many fat wrinkley old bald women do you actually see? And if you do, have you ever made small talk, much less wake up to their face?

[Yakko Red]

this thread is pretty funny, because i DO wake up beside a midget each and every morning

[retail]

how tall is she? adrianne is 5'-3"! :delirious:

[Yakko Red]

I think dina is 5'3 or 5'4. :shrug:

[retail]

:haha: although i'm 6'2" so her smallness is much more amplified :D

[Thug Lite]

I wanna meet a midget with tourette's syndrome, withhold their meds, and bring them to church on easter.

[retail]

a tiny tourette?

[djreplicant]

Originally posted by Anti-DieselKitty
I still think there should be the option to die vs choosing one of those options.

What if the old, bald, hairy man was Sean Connery?

B

[retail]

Originally posted by djreplicant
What if the old, bald, hairy man was Sean Connery?

B

or strom thurmond? :wheelchair:

[Thug Lite]

or Vin Diesel?

[aliceinsubland]

so if dina is 5'3" or 5'4" and i am 5'1and a half" what am i?

[retail]

CUTE! :D

[djreplicant]

A Smurf.

[badkitty3804]

I say a midget...atleast there's a possibility of it being a hot midget :shrug:

[Buddafly]

lol.. robin's a SNEERF! :wink:

[aliceinsubland]

sneerf!! tee hee....damn gotta go back to work....bye!

[buzzboy]

Originally posted by aliceinsubland
so if dina is 5'3" or 5'4" and i am 5'1and a half" what am i?


the option i woulda voted for :wink:

[AngelLuv]

i totally agree w/ whoever said it! lol, loaded question... i'd go for the midget tho :D

[Article One]

midget...as long as he was kind enough to have given me a reach around the night before.

[AngelLuv]

doug, i'm a lil worried that your midget was a male.... :shrug:

[PuRnOcEnSe]

:haha:

Okay so I admit it was a biased question.. but that's just the point.. Seeing as my friend just had a problem with midgets in general.. he said anything was better than a midget.. Which I don't agree with.. so in that option, I would have to say midget, ya know?

[Article One]

Originally posted by AngelLuv
doug, i'm a lil worried that your midget was a male.... :shrug:


figure im already going freaky one way or the other if im waking up next to either a hairy old bald woman or a midget. so in the midst of all this, why not go all the fuck out.

i guess that was my point really, i take option C....NEITHER.

[badkitty3804]

good try hot doug on a platter. you let your homoerotic fantasies with midgets, don't sweat it, we won't make fun of you (to your face)

:D

[cleophite]

:haha:

we can't make fun of him to his face because he lives in NJ! :delirious:

[maynard]

Originally posted by aliceinsubland
so if dina is 5'3" or 5'4" and i am 5'1and a half" what am i?

Short? :shrug:

[koolaidluva]

Definatly a midget...for a cute azz midget came in my store today...haha!

[evey]

I likes me da shortees.

[badkitty3804]

nothing wrong with da shortness

[evey]

Well I don't have much choice, since i'm only 5' 9".

[badkitty3804]

oh, i see how it is :nono:

[evey]

Huh?

[maynard]

:uhh: to that last post by Emily.

[Article One]

Originally posted by badkitty3804
we won't make fun of you (to your face)

:D

yes you would and will...and i will do the same to you.


Originally posted by cleophite
:haha:

we can't make fun of him to his face because he lives in NJ! :delirious:

quiet you.

[cleophite]

:angel:

[keokikim02]

dammit.. i'm all late in on this.. haha... but i remember this from our denny's talks~~ hehe

[PuRnOcEnSe]

so which is it kristine??? :traviswork:

[djrage27]

hmmm...midget all the way

[nightrampage]

A midget cuz when your done doing the deed you can just give em a good toss em like this


Midget Toss (http://www.geocities.com/jonnodonnis/MidgetTossing.html)

[retail]

:linksucks::repost:

[nightrampage]

I did but here it is again http://www.geocities.com/jonnodonnis/MidgetTossing.html

[Spinsta']

a midget cause I'd like to be taller than the guy just once

[retail]

http://www.geocities.com/jonnodonnis/MiscMidgetPics/1.jpg

:whoa:

[nightrampage]

lol:haha: midget washing

[retail]

:D

[PuRnOcEnSe]

:haha:

[numbskull]

this is still going???

[retail]

:no:

[madeofwires]

...

[aliceinsubland]

dear god....

[PuRnOcEnSe]

i cant belive this isn't gone yet?

where are you robin?? answer ur phone woman!

[aliceinsubland]

sigh....in class.....espanol....

[Buddafly]

:wave: hi robin!

[maynard]

Hey everyone, we have a Robin sighting! :smooch:

[Buddafly]

just as quickly gone as she appeared :sadblue:

[buzzboy]

i would much rather wake up next tobecky and robin. or a few other choices i will keep to my self.

[aliceinsubland]

I am back...and chris you did wake up next to us once....


Hi Becky!!

Hi Dan!!!

Hi Brandi!!

[Buddafly]

HEY!!!! that's right!!!! actually, right in the middle of us! :D

[aliceinsubland]

"STOP HAVING SEX!!!!!!"

[buzzboy]

:ANden: :angel:

[Buddafly]

hehe... "could you guys please be quite???"

OOPS!!! *blushes*

[aliceinsubland]

lmao....fun times!

[nightrampage]

sounds like some people are haveing a lota fun:buttsex: i hope you enjoy i'll leave ya be

[Boonshniggle]

I think I am gonna declare the 5th amendment on this one :D

[Boonshniggle]

are there sheep?

[nightrampage]

no baaaaa don't baaa stick that there BAAAAAA

[Boonshniggle]

hahahaha, here comes Babe!

[aliceinsubland]

oh lord....

[kirk]

does either option come in an amputee model?

[PuRnOcEnSe]

eww ok guys that's just gross.

[adamelias]

midgets are people too.....

[keokikim02]

:werd: which reminds me of the True Life episode of the small people.. dude... i feel soddy for'em

[numbskull]

Originally posted by starblazer
does either option come in an amputee model?

are we talking quadrapulegic (sp??) style amputee?? or just kind of half assing it with only missing two limbs?

[kirk]

dood about 6 years ago there was this stripper who had lost her legs.

...the rest of the details are under wraps until i hit the big time and enter the tabloids...

[Kuro]

This is a fucking stupid question. There are some hot midgets.

[Gizmo]

nothing wrong with midgets---they're people too.

And I look at them differently now that I've read George R. R. Martin's books. Tyrion is the coolest mo-fo in the entire series and he's a little person.

[Anti-DieselKitty]

Originally posted by numbskull
are we talking quadrapulegic (sp??) style amputee?? or just kind of half assing it with only missing two limbs?

:afterbuzz: Hehehehe....

[kirk]

little people and midgets are not of the same.....

dammit

[Gizmo]

well, they called him a dwarf in the books but I sure as hell am not going to say that...

[kirk]

tattoo from fantasy island = little person

bushwick bill from geto boys = midget


dis year halloween fell on a weeken'

[Anti-DieselKitty]

Here's something separate, but equally as odd. If you sleep with conjoined twins....is it still a threesome? Or no, cause they ARE connected in some way.

[maynard]

I don't know if it's a threesome, but that's just kinda.... I dunno, I can't say I'd necessarily be into that.


"Just remember man, having sex with a fat chick does NOT count as a threesome!"

[Anti-DieselKitty]

Well I wouldn't want do it, but you know, this is like my question about closed caption porn. I just thought of it. And if I don't find out, it'll bother me.

[retail]

DIE THREAD DIE!!!

[maynard]

Well, I'm gonna say to you Catie, if there are two women involved (which cojoined twins IS two women, is it not) then yes, it qualifies as a threesome.

[Anti-DieselKitty]

I think there can be male conjoined twins too... But okay, I'll accept that answer.

[maynard]

Women, men, two PEOPLE are involved. :D

[kirk]

depends how many sets of goods they are carrying.

if they are sharing loins its only a twosome...

[PuRnOcEnSe]

eww ok this thread needs to go nigh night!

[kali]

midget - you gotta try everything once...tee hee

[maynard]

:werd: exactly.. thats why I can't believe this guy got mad when his girlfriend said a midget.. He couldn't get over the midget thing.. And I totally would say midget as well!

"Yeah, you can do it, but that doesn't mean it's meant to be DONE." -Chris Rock

Yeah, it's better than an old hairy person, but I can understand where he's coming from. If I was dating a girl who said that I wouldn't get pissed off really, I would just wonder WHY she nailed a midget.

And why I didn't post this over a year ago... I dunno.

[Lumbang]

Midget... I can't stand bald OR nasty women!!!