Mysteries Solved

[KlondikeTW v2.0]

So every once in a while, you run into somebody who is so annoying you assume it's a show they're putting on. 99% of the time, this person is a man. That's why when I ran into Spinsta on the board, I automatically assumed it was a dude...the most annoying dude on the face of the planet. I come to find out, it's a girl. A HOT girl at that. So after some thinking, I noodled out why the hell she's so annoying. She's a giant pain in the ass because she can be. Hot girls are so god damn annoying because guys let them do whatever they want.

I'm also posting this so people stop IM'ng me telling me how hot she is. I got it, she's hot...and annoying.

http://sideshowbob.darkravers.net/trust0329/IMG_1928.JPG

[n-root]

in god's name I will never make assumtions again

[n-root]

I guess it all goes to show that there is a wonderful balance in the world. If a girl that fucking hot wasn't annoying the world would probably implode

[cleophite]

she has the cutest jeans EVER :raveon:

[evey]

Back off Cody, she's mine!

[badkitty3804]

Originally posted by cleophite
she has the cutest jeans EVER :raveon:

From Miami! :woot:

[Kuro]

I told you. I wasn't kidding when I said I was staring at her tits when I met her.

[retail]

:whoa: i see her EVERYWHERE!!

[KlondikeTW v2.0]

I've never seen that girl in person, but god. If she stands there and doesnt talk, it will be awesome, but there's no chance of that happening.

[cleophite]

Originally posted by badkitty3804
From Miami! :woot:


you asked to! ... :thumbsup:

[badkitty3804]

OMFG. Cody, she might read this :nono:

[badkitty3804]

Originally posted by cleophite
you asked to! ... :thumbsup:

I need to lose some weight before I can rock pants like that again though...:glcaroline:

[evey]

Originally posted by badkitty3804
OMFG. Cody, she might read this :nono:

Don't worry Emily, i've got her back!

[evey]

Originally posted by badkitty3804
I need to lose some weight before I can rock pants like that again though...:glcaroline:

Yeah, like you're sooo fat. :rolleyes:

[KlondikeTW v2.0]

Originally posted by badkitty3804
OMFG. Cody, she might read this :nono:

Don't you think I know that!?!

[badkitty3804]

Originally posted by evey
Yeah, like you're sooo fat. :rolleyes:

I'm up to 115...:crying2:

Must drop back down to my normal pants size :evilblue:

[retail]

awwwww people who think they need to work out UNITE! :woowoo:















:sadblue:

[cleophite]

EMILY you are ridiculous! you are tiny!! and i dont want to hear anything else about it.

[KlondikeTW v2.0]

Tiny girls always bitch about being fat.

[cleophite]

this is true ...

[Kuro]

Originally posted by KlondikeTW
I've never seen that girl in person, but god. If she stands there and doesnt talk, it will be awesome, but there's no chance of that happening.

She seemed very nice in person. The worst thing about her when I met her was the fact that she was with some guy and wasn't taking her clothes off. Other than that she seemed cool.

[evey]

Originally posted by KlondikeTW
Tiny girls always bitch about being fat.

What do big girls bitch about? :shrug:

[cleophite]

about being big? :shrug:

[empath]

dieting..

[evey]

Originally posted by Kuro
She seemed very nice in person. The worst thing about her when I met her was the fact that she was with some guy and wasn't taking her clothes off. Other than that she seemed cool.

If it's the guy in that pic, I don't forsee a problem. No offense to him personally, of course.

[empath]

I love how you guys talk about people like they aren't even going to read it...

:catfight:

[evey]

Why worry? :shrug:

[badkitty3804]

Originally posted by cleophite
EMILY you are ridiculous! you are tiny!! and i dont want to hear anything else about it.

I dont think I'm fat. But I'm in desperate need of toning. I forgot what my abs look like :sadblue:

The day I move out....I'm beginning a running daily regimine.

[Kuro]

Originally posted by empath
I love how you guys talk about people like they aren't even going to read it...

:catfight:

I already commented about staring at Spinsta's tits in another thread. Comments about it being unfortunate that she was with a guy and wasn't doing a strip act go without saying...

[cleophite]

Originally posted by badkitty3804
I dont think I'm fat. But I'm in desperate need of toning. I forgot what my abs look like :sadblue:

The day I move out....I'm beginning a running daily regimine.

i understand that completely ~ i just started going to the gym. it's great!

[evey]

But it is not confirmed that she is "with" him. Or is it?

[cleophite]

:hmm:

rofl, evey

[KlondikeTW v2.0]

We need more pictures of hot chicks from this board.

[cleophite]

i hear some kid named Sideshow Bob has some good ones :shrug:

[evey]

Where's that pic Lauren! :wink:

[KlondikeTW v2.0]

Yeah, but I have NO clue about those chicks on his site. How am I supposed to know who is on this board?

[cleophite]

:shrug:
check the picture post thread maybe
just skip over the whole chicks-in-jello fight thing ...

[maynard]

don't ignore it! It's good reading. :D

[KlondikeTW v2.0]

Chicks in jello fight!?!

[Buddafly]

where have you been cody??? there have been jello fights almost every other day!

[KlondikeTW v2.0]

And there are pictures of said jello fighting?

[cleophite]

wow, cody, you missed a big one too! *forehead slap*

[KlondikeTW v2.0]

If it's in the Welcome Wagon, I NEVER read that forum at all. Bunch of useless crap. I tried going through the picture threads too, but it's just pictures of the same 3 people over and over again.

[cleophite]

:sok:

[badkitty3804]

Originally posted by KlondikeTW
And there are pictures of said jello fighting?

Not yet. Someone needs to host a party with a tub o' jello...preferrably lime flavor...*hint hint*

[evey]

I didn't post any!

[KlondikeTW v2.0]

So you're saying if I provide a kiddy pool filled with Jello, you'll wrestle another chick in your bikinis?

[evey]

Originally posted by badkitty3804
Not yet. Someone needs to host a party with a tub o' jello...preferrably lime flavor...*hint hint*

You, me, hotel room, kiddie pool, lime jello. Don't be late.

[cleophite]

:haha:

[maynard]

Originally posted by badkitty3804
I'm up to 115

and I'm up to 220. :rolleyes:

[KlondikeTW v2.0]

Lets get back to butt-annoying hot chicks here people!

[evey]

Ah yes, the latest object of my desire. Lets.

[Buddafly]

makes you wonder what the other annoying people look like that signed up around her time... only one I can think of right now is 3bears...

[madeofwires]

I'm up to 115

and theres something wrong with 115?

[El Magnifico]

I think people that are annoying on the board are just venting or seriously have no intention of meeting the other boarders (or in the case of Umbriel--just insane). If she's hot and not really a pain-in-the-ass, then that's cool. But if her board persona reflects her real personality, then I really don't care to meet her.

To comment on the guy in the picture--I've noticed a phenomena that men will go to have their picture taken with a hot lady even though they don't know them and will never see them again. Chances are, they'll never be quick enough to get her email or address to send her a copy or vice versa...so, um, yeah. What the hell was I talking about?

[KlondikeTW v2.0]

:shrug:

Annoying chicks, no matter how hot, aint cool?

[evey]

Originally posted by Buddafly21
makes you wonder what the other annoying people look like that signed up around her time... only one I can think of right now is 3bears...

I heard thats who she went to Trust with that night? :shrug:

[Buddafly]

as I have just now been informed.. the guy in the pick is 3bears..

[maynard]

The guy in the picture (3bears), whether he's dating her or not, came and left with her. His words to me were "with all the serious bullshit going on in the world, someone's gotta be silly."

[El Magnifico]

Originally posted by KlondikeTW
:shrug:

Annoying chicks, no matter how hot, aint cool?

Yeah, that's it. :traviswork:

[empath]

He is almost exactly as I pictured him.

[madeofwires]

why didn't u just look on spinsta's website

[maynard]

what web site?

[empath]

your stalker-fu is weak.. check her profile..

[evey]

:haha:

[cleophite]

poor spinsta' :afterbuzz:

[maynard]

Originally posted by empath
your stalker-fu is weak.. check her profile..

Um, I wasn't stalking her. And FYI there is no web page on her profile.

[Spinsta']

Well Klondike, as far as I know, you're fat and annoying... so how do you explain that? And secondly, there IS too much bullshit goin on in the world, so it's fun to laugh every once in awhile and be a dumbass. I'm the first to admit that I'm a dork, but I'm a dork with a smile on my face

[maynard]

oh my... :delirious:

[maynard]

that was probably the funniest thing I've ever seen her post! :afterbuzz:

[KlondikeTW v2.0]

Yeah that is true. My excuse comes from being harassed as a child.

The good news is, people are nice to me cuz they actually like me.

The bad news is, people are nice to you cuz you have huge tits.

:shrug:

[empath]

Originally posted by Spinsta'
Well Klondike, as far as I know, you're fat and annoying... so how do you explain that? And secondly, there IS too much bullshit goin on in the world, so it's fun to laugh every once in awhile and be a dumbass. I'm the first to admit that I'm a dork, but I'm a dork with a smile on my face

http://www.raceworx.com/funnypics/owned%20boob.jpg

[KlondikeTW v2.0]

Also, as stated, most of the time annoying people are guys...

[maynard]

haha! Cody will never admit to it ever, but yes. He got :owned:

And that pic is hysterical! :delirious:

[Spinsta']

Oh my God... I WISH i had huge tits!:delirious:

[badkitty3804]

Originally posted by KlondikeTW
Yeah that is true. My excuse comes from being harassed as a child.

The good news is, people are nice to me cuz they actually like me.

The bad news is, people are nice to you cuz you have huge tits.

:shrug:

I like you for your chin studs :puppydog:

[KlondikeTW v2.0]

No, that was good. She's like brkbt though...all of a sudden she's intelligent and insightful. Cant last for long I'm sure.

[evey]

Originally posted by Spinsta'
Well Klondike, as far as I know, you're fat and annoying... so how do you explain that? And secondly, there IS too much bullshit goin on in the world, so it's fun to laugh every once in awhile and be a dumbass. I'm the first to admit that I'm a dork, but I'm a dork with a smile on my face

It's all good hun,

http://starterupsteve.servepics.com:60000/funny2/hitit_skeletor.jpg

Remember? :D

[KlondikeTW v2.0]

Of course you would...you man-whore!

[Spinsta']

haaaaaaahaaaaaaahaaaaaa- that's still the funniest thing i've ever seen:afterbuzz:

[cleophite]

"ohh, evey is SOO hot right now"

:D

[evey]

Originally posted by Spinsta'
haaaaaaahaaaaaaahaaaaaa- that's still the funniest thing i've ever seen:afterbuzz:

Is that a yes? Of course i'd wine you and dine you first...

[badkitty3804]

Originally posted by cleophite
"ohh, evey is SOO hot right now"

:D

:haha:

I feel like i'm taking crazy pills!

[KlondikeTW v2.0]

And now Evey is Hansel...

[badkitty3804]

Hey girl. Buy a sombrero and learn a little espanol...Evey would be allllllll yours. :D

[cleophite]

:hitit:

[KlondikeTW v2.0]

EVEY! She'll totally let you shove vegetables up her ass too!

[Spinsta']

But woulda' do it for a Klondike bar?

[evey]

You never answered me!

[cleophite]

*looking back and forth between evey and spinsta*

[badkitty3804]

THE PEOPLE DEMAND ANSWERS SPINSTA'!

[maynard]

Well, Evey does.

[KlondikeTW v2.0]

Every chick wants to get evey some pussy...just not theirs.

[evey]

Originally posted by KlondikeTW
Every chick wants to get evey some pussy...just not theirs.

Funny how life works that way, eh?

[KlondikeTW v2.0]

I say you just start humping them whether they like it or not. Just walk up and start humping.

[empath]

Well, they all know they couldn't take it.

[cleophite]

well, now that's not very nice ...

[Hitoi]

Originally posted by KlondikeTW
EVEY! She'll totally let you shove vegetables up her ass too!

http://atlas2100.agr.state.ga.us/assets/images/Cucumber.jpg

Spinsta dildos for everyone!

[cleophite]

ack!

[evey]

Don't worry sweetness, i'll be gentle with that sweet ass of yours. :D

[KlondikeTW v2.0]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*breathe*

AAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HOLY SHIT!

[cleophite]

OMFG ~ well, in context, i suppose thats a very nice thing to say :shrug:
:D

[Article One]

good god, this is why we used to have a love and SEX forum....

:haha:

[Spinsta']

Awww Klondike... don't be mad cause no one will :siihp: you

[KlondikeTW v2.0]

Oh I'm sure somebody WOULD, but I'm not going to allow them. And I'm damn sure not going to join your group of cucumber using ass shovers, I can tell you that right now.

[Article One]

:haha:

cody, she's calling you out man!

[maynard]

Originally posted by evey
Don't worry sweetness, i'll be gentle with that sweet ass of yours. :D

:haha: x INFINITY!!

[evey]

Originally posted by Spinsta'
Awww Klondike... don't be mad cause no one will :siihp: you

You can't keep avoiding my questions forever...

[Spinsta']

Klondike, your not only a member, you're the fucking president... how long ago was that posted? and you remembered it...:delirious:

[KlondikeTW v2.0]

You talked about shoving vegetables up your can...people don't forget stuff like that easily.

[badkitty3804]

Originally posted by evey
You can't keep avoiding my questions forever...

He's got a point. :evilblue:

[Spinsta']

I did, but you obviously didn't Klondick :bookonraves:

[badkitty3804]

Evey forgot. That demands some kind of respect *wink wink, nudge nudge*

[KlondikeTW v2.0]

You forgot that you stick vegetables in your can? Isn't that something you should keep an eye on so as to not have like a carrot patch growing in your crack?

[Spinsta']

You'd probably loose some weight if you thought more about salads and less about veggies in the pooper

[KlondikeTW v2.0]

You're supposed to be a smart girl. Can't you come up with anything else? Hey, guess what everyone! Cody is a fat guy! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Ok, that's run it's course...move on.

How's your stock doing by the way?

[Spinsta']

But it's STILL funny, so I guess i'll just keep going

[badkitty3804]

Spinsta'. Back to the topic at hand.

Evey.
You.
A bottle of Merlot.
Dimmed lights...
A bit of down tempo.

[evey]

Someone's playing hard to get!

[KlondikeTW v2.0]

Psst - how's your stock doing?

[Spinsta']

Originally posted by badkitty3804
Spinsta'. Back to the topic at hand.

Evey.
You.
A bottle of Merlot.
Dimmed lights...
A bit of down tempo.

you met 3bears... but how about you and Evey?

[Kuro]

I hate you guys

[Spinsta']

Pssst- how's your heart doing?

[badkitty3804]

Originally posted by Spinsta'
you met 3bears... but how about you and Evey?

But can 3bears treat you like evey could?

It's all about the sombrero :bandito:
The big STAFF
and dating a Man, not a boy :D


:buttsex: He's a giver!

[KlondikeTW v2.0]

Just dandy actually.

Anyone looking to make a few $$$, you might want to look into some stock in self tanning lotions. Apparently use is on the rise.

Is Coppertone sold publicly?

[El Magnifico]

What are you waiting for--:dphba:!

[KlondikeTW v2.0]

The downside is it seeps into your brain and makes you repeat yourself incessantly.

[Spinsta']

OR... Burger King... single-handedly thanks to Klondike

[KlondikeTW v2.0]

:werd: That's also true. Whoppers are MONEY!

[KlondikeTW v2.0]

Here, I'll save you from having to type your next 15 or so posts.

Spinsta: You're fat!

[Article One]

Originally posted by Kuro
I hate you guys

:werd:

[Kuro]

wait...
Cody's fat?

[badkitty3804]

Originally posted by KlondikeTW
:werd: That's also true. Whoppers are MONEY!

mmmmm....whoppers :drool:

[evey]

She needs to let me :githd:

[KlondikeTW v2.0]

*touches earpiece like a reporter*

This just in...Cody is a fat guy.

*outro music plays*

[cleophite]

:dphba:?

:afterbuzz:

[evey]

That too! :raveon:

[Kuro]

wait...
Spinta masturbates with vegetables? There's a thread about that somewhere?

[KlondikeTW v2.0]

WAS - I'm sure it's gone now.

[Ragin Bajin]

Haha.. This is hilarious..

Spinsta is damn hot though...

Spinsta.... You should totally let Evey crush it though...
Just once and maybe once more in the morning...

[cleophite]

like i said

:hitit:

[Shankya]

All of these responses because of a set of tits.......ooopps, "breasts"

I love tits

[Hitoi]

Originally posted by Kuro
wait...
Spinta masturbates with vegetables? There's a thread about that somewhere?
That's why I was so surprised when I saw her pic. She totally doesn't look like the type. I'm sure that thread is around here somewhere....

[badkitty3804]

recap of thread....

spinsta is hot
evey wants to GITHD
cody is fat
spinsta' masturbates with veggies.
cody is fat
haterade for all.
cody is fat
evey want to DPHBA

what's next?

spinsta realizes that she wants a MAN, ditches her current boy and decides that she <3's da' hotness....evey :D

[cleophite]

she was actually very sweet when i met her ~ and wearing the most bangin pants!!
em, you know :D

[retail]

Originally posted by Kuro
wait...
Spinta masturbates with vegetables? There's a thread about that somewhere?

so spinsta' :affection: http://www.artisanent.com/ComingAttractions/Images/JONAH-Poster-2.gif

:shrug:

[badkitty3804]

Originally posted by cleophite
she was actually very sweet when i met her ~ and wearing the most bangin pants!!
em, you know :D

:woot:

[Ragin Bajin]

Originally posted by Shankya
All of these responses because of a set of tits.......ooopps, "breasts"

I love tits

Werd Up...

:lessthanthree: Spinsta!!

[Kuro]

Originally posted by Hydegrl
That's why I was so surprised when I saw her pic. She totally doesn't look like the type. I'm sure that thread is around here somewhere....

Women who masturbate with vegetables have a certain 'look'?

[cleophite]

someone should reserve a place in the "classics" forum ...

[Article One]

am i the only one around here who doesnt think spinsta is all that particularly hot? :shrug:

good looking, yes. but am i gonna go around blowin smoke up her ass about it...probably not.

[badkitty3804]

Originally posted by cleophite
someone should reserve a place in the "classics" forum ...
:werd:

[badkitty3804]

Originally posted by Article One
am i the only one around here who doesnt think spinsta is all that particularly hot? :shrug:

good looking, yes. but am i gonna go around blowin smoke up her ass about it...probably not.

well, she's no 'hot doug on a platter'

[Hitoi]

Originally posted by Kuro
Women who masturbate with vegetables have a certain 'look'?

Hmm....good point. I guess you never know what kind of skeletons (or in this case, produce) people have in their closets.

[Kuro]

Originally posted by Article One
am i the only one around here who doesnt think spinsta is all that particularly hot? :shrug:

good looking, yes. but am i gonna go around blowin smoke up her ass about it...probably not.

that sounds a lot like felching. Lock this thread.

[Ragin Bajin]

Originally posted by Article One
am i the only one around here who doesnt think spinsta is all that particularly hot? :shrug:

good looking, yes. but am i gonna go around blowin smoke up her ass about it...probably not.

I don't think smoke up her ass is what Evey is looking for, but I could be wrong..

[Article One]

Originally posted by badkitty3804
well, she's no 'hot doug on a platter'

lol

few are at that.

:haha:

[AmandaHuie]

saving this from being pruned.