You dj so bad that...

[THE BLACKEST]

Taken from another forum

You dj so bad you make Peter Hook look good.

aaaand go! Yeah I'm bored.

[Broken Home]

You DJ so bad that real djx refused to acknowledge you went to high school with him.

[Haach]

you DJ so bad
your idea of a money set contains both castles in the sky and sandstorm

[InkChic78]

you DJ so bad that you make dubstep sound good. ;)

















(i loveth dubstep!)

[[r]evolution]

You DJ so bad you haven't figured out why everyone else needs a mixer and a second deck.

[Haach]

you dj so bad you bught this
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_0jPEVXgVEsU/SgsqTtPi6WI/AAAAAAAACG0/fG3UzC5pT0I/s400/dj-hero.jpg

[Rican]

You DJ so bad no one will even book you to do weddings

[stormryder]

You DJ so bad your sound system blew itself out just to make you stop.

[[r]evolution]

You DJ so bad that you pay MC Navigator to cover up your fail with his endless stupid...

[Haach]

you dj so bad
testieo said you rock

[InkChic78]

you dj so bad, your equipment refuses to turn on.

[Rican]

You DJ so bad you got breast implants so you could DJ topless in order to distract the crowd from your bad mixing... and you're a guy...

[Haach]

you dj so bad wooden shoes in the dryer sound better

[InkChic78]

you dj so bad, you can't even get a gig in your own basement.

[Rican]

You DJ so bad crowds recreate scenes from The Happening on the dancefloor during your set.

[InkChic78]

you dj so bad that bacon hates you.

[Haach]

you dj so bad
you have striper on vinyl

[[r]evolution]

You DJ so bad crowds recreate scenes from The Happening on the dancefloor during your set.

I think that'd be kinda nifty.

But maybe I'm the only one?

[[r]evolution]

You DJ so bad you make Happy Hardcore sound like good music...

[Haach]

you dj so bad
your the reson hitler was mad

[Rican]

You DJ so bad the headliner went through your record bag and took all their vinyl back...

[Rican]

You DJ so bad you have to spin breaks...

[Haach]

you dj so bad
you bought a cat so you could scratch

[InkChic78]

You DJ so bad you have to spin breaks...

lol

[Rican]

You DJ so bad that Technics took out a restraining order against you.

[[r]evolution]

You DJ so bad you have to spin gabber...

Fixed.

[Haach]

You DJ so bad that Technics took out a restraining order against you.

hahaha

[Jungle Jessi]

you dj so bad that you make these jokes sound good?

[[r]evolution]

Well SOMEONE killed this thread...

Was it Professor Plum with the Candle in the Rectory?

[bkidz]

You DJ so bad you do rewinds when you spin epic trance.

[mcKain]

You DJ so bad, when the promoter said there was a Rane in the DJ booth, you brought an umbrella to the club.

[Haach]

you dj so bad
you thought beat matching was being in sink with the guy jerking off next to you

[mcKain]

You DJ so bad, that the local news showed up at your gig because they heard there was a train wreck there that killed everything.

[mcKain]

You DJ so bad, your turntables don't have stop buttons, they have QUIT buttons.

[Haach]

you dj so bad
you think a fader is lukes father

[[r]evolution]

You DJ so bad you spin epic trance.


fixed.

[DnBKitten30]

( i wont take credit for this one, just thought it was funny)

you dj so bad that your serato shuts itself down as a self-defense mechanism

[DnBKitten30]

you dj so bad
you thought beat matching was being in sink with the guy jerking off next to you

:hifive:

[bkidz]

You DJ so bad, that even the fucked up Kandi Kids in the corner notice.

[[r]evolution]

You DJ so bad your opening track is the sound of two trains...

[Haach]

evolution;3243628']You DJ so bad your opening track is the sound of two trains...

you dj so bad
you thought this was funny

[[r]evolution]

suck it Haach!

[DnBKitten30]

You DJ so bad, that even the fucked up Kandi Kids in the corner notice.

OH SNAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[InkChic78]

you dj so bad that you can't even think of anything to say in this thread

[[r]evolution]

You DJ so bad even Bob Evan's Sausage Gravy isn't enough of a crowd-puller...

[housecat]

You dj so bad *insert notorious dj whore(there are a number of them.. nobody in particular)* won't even sleep with you.

[Haach]

you dj so bad
you thought "Jacking House"
was a massage parlor

[Broken Home]

You DJ so bad that even Dina won't confirm you as a friend on facebook

[Catalyst]

you dj so bad that when you put a CD in a CDJ it reads "please fucking stop" instead of any cd info

[housecat]

You DJ so bad that even Dina won't confirm you as a friend on facebook
bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahaha

:chairfall:

I laugh cause it's true. I don't confirm a lot of ppl on there.

[bkidz]

you dj so bad that when you put a CD in a CDJ it reads "please fucking stop" instead of any cd info

:hilarious:

[Mychael]

You DJ so bad that even Dina won't confirm you as a friend on facebook

:spit:

[[r]evolution]

you dj so bad that when you put a CD in a CDJ it reads "please fucking stop" instead of any cd info

I just pissed my pants a lil from laughter...

[Catalyst]

you dj so bad that you cops raided the afterparty full of etards you were playing to and only arrested you

[Catalyst]

you dj so bad that you're the reason Nation was bulldozed over

[Haach]

you dj so bad that you're the reason Nation was bulldozed over

oooo to soon

[bkidz]

You DJ so bad, that when you spin an all vinyl set you put siding and flooring in your record bag.

[Haach]

you DJ so bad
you thought a receiver was the bad side of a gay relationship

[InkChic78]

you dj so bad that your records werent stolen...they walked away

[bkidz]

you dj so bad that you cops raided the afterparty full of etards you were playing to and only arrested you

:spit: Cliff with the runoff of good ones.

[housecat]

LOL! Cliff is on a roll here.

[Catalyst]

you dj so bad when you showed up to an open tables night that was empty they said all slots were taken by the homeless dudes out in the alley

[Haach]

you dj so bad that your records werent stolen...they walked away

that aint funny
if my records wanted to see another dj
why did thay not just say so

[InkChic78]

that aint funny
if my records wanted to see another dj
why did thay not just say so



lol i was hoping you'd take that lightly. :)

[Haach]

lol i was hoping you'd take that lightly. :)

way to cut to the bone
well played

[Rican]

You DJ so bad you tried to create a new style of mixing and called it "concrete mixing"

(that one is for Ian and any other NSB people lol)

[Perpetuum]

You DJ so bad that all your gigs are in Virginia.

[Rican]

You DJ so bad you're picture is on the wall in every record store (like a bad check writer in a supermarket...)

[Haach]

you dj so bad
Dion stoped talking

[housecat]

You DJ so bad that all your gigs are in Virginia.
lmfao! Nice one.

[konversion]

You DJ so bad that all your gigs are in Virginia.

am i really that bad?


=x

[InkChic78]

you dj so bad that you killed teh rave scene.

[Rican]

you dj so bad
Dion stoped talking

LOL!

[DnBKitten30]

You DJ so bad that all your gigs are in Virginia.

SNOB! ;)

[JuliaP]

You DJ so bad, you write threads on the Buzzboard about how Dj'ing is more than just technical skills..
(this is a poke at myself see thread http://www.buzzlife.com/forums/showthread.php?t=122311)

[Rican]

You DJ so bad you make Polywog sound good.

[InkChic78]

you dj so bad, you call it "techfunk"







lol

[Haach]

you dj so bad
you have to start a thread
asking"who is single"

[InkChic78]

lol

[Broken Home]

You DJ so bad you tried to create a new style of mixing and called it "concrete mixing"

(that one is for Ian and any other NSB people lol)

You should explain this joke because it sounds like it has potential.

[Rican]

You should explain this joke because it sounds like it has potential.

Enjoy:

<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/E5K3ByzcsEQ&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/E5K3ByzcsEQ&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

(Concrete mixing) when you mix two songs together and give the MIX itself a TITLE as well as using Visuals to visually demonstrate the title itself.

thread with the guy explaining:
http://www.nuskoolbreaks.co.uk/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=45072

[Haach]

you dj so bad
promoters pay you not to show up

[DJKean]

you dj so bad
promoters pay you not to show up


ahahahahahaha!!!

[Rican]

you dj so bad
promoters pay you not to show up

ha nice!

[Haach]

you dj so bad
you thought rave was a store in the mall

[DnBKitten30]

u DJ so bad
ur dust covers lock themselves.

[InkChic78]

you dj so bad that you call yourself amitai ;)




(muahs)

[konversion]

you dj so bad
you thought rave was a store in the mall

swing and a miss... ;)

[Rican]

You DJ so bad you went to a heroin addict to get needles...

[Haach]

swing and a miss... ;)

hey they all cant be home runs

[Perpetuum]

You DJ so bad your girlfriend is your booking agent.

[Haach]

you dj so bad
you thought droping a track ment playing with toy trains

[mcKain]

You DJ so bad, when the crowd asked you to play a little more funky, you showed up to your next gig having not showered for 4 days.

[konversion]

hey they all cant be home runs

heh, yeah, i can't say much because i haven't contributed... nothing lul worthy has popped up.

[mcKain]

You DJ so bad, they put a boot on your mixer.

[Rican]

You DJ so bad you think that the Numark TTX-1s are actually better than Technic 1200s

[mcKain]

You DJ so bad, they had to change Happy Hour to Sad Hour...

[Rican]

You DJ so bad you're playing Happy Hour

[mcKain]

You DJ so bad you're playing Happy Hour

At Ruby Tuesday...

[Haach]

You DJ so bad you think that the Numark TTX-1s are actually better than Technic 1200s

arent they?

[Haach]

You DJ so bad, they put a boot on your mixer.

hahahaha

[Broken Home]

you dj so bad that you call yourself amitai ;)




(muahs)


whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat :slap:



You DJ so bad you think that the Numark TTX-1s are actually better than Technic 1200s

yeah, aren't they?

[Rican]

arent they?

haha back in the day, there was this small group of DJs who would argue every house party about which were better... cause the dude who hosted them had the numarks....

it was more a joke I was hoping Perpetuum would get the reference than making a statement... :)

[Haach]

you dj so bad
you thought traktor was farm equiment

[Eloc]

You DJ so bad you're only booking was from the back of your Scion.

[DnBKitten30]

u dj so bad
you refer to it as that "techno stuff"

[Rican]

You DJ so bad MC's put down the mic and walk away when you get on

[Haach]

you DJ so bad
people misspell you name on flyers in hopes you wont show

[Perpetuum]

haha back in the day, there was this small group of DJs who would argue every house party about which were better... cause the dude who hosted them had the numarks....

it was more a joke I was hoping Perpetuum would get the reference than making a statement... :)

Oh, I got it.

[Eloc]

You DJ so bad, they passed the Rave Act

[Perpetuum]

You DJ so bad you have more than 3 non-record label affiliations.

[Tatts4Life]

you dj so bad
Dion stoped talking

:haha:

[JuliaP]

You DJ So bad you can use just an IPOD and no one notices.

[Rican]

You DJ so bad you have more than 3 non-record label affiliations.

whew... only got two... lol

[THE BLACKEST]

Damn thats cold.

[Rican]

You DJ so bad you never buy and dnb tracks with amen breaks cause everyone knows you can't mix them.

[Rican]

You DJ so bad you get a partner who can scratch really good hoping he can cover up all your mistakes...

[Perpetuum]

You DJ so bad you never buy and dnb tracks with amen breaks cause everyone knows you can't mix them.

That's every drum 'n bass DJ in VA except for about five of us.

[Haach]

You DJ so bad you get a partner who can scratch really good hoping he can cover up all your mistakes...

damn you discovered my secret

[Eloc]

You DJ so bad your +2 comps get thrown out of the club with you

[[r]evolution]

That's every drum 'n bass DJ in VA except for about five of us.

There's more than 5 actual dnb DJs in Virginia?

I totally didn't get that memo.

[Rican]

You DJ so bad you became a producer to cover it up cause every knows producers cant spin...

[Rican]

You DJ so bad your +2 comps get thrown out of the club with you

HAHA!

[Perpetuum]

You DJ so bad you became a producer to cover it up cause every knows producers cant spin...

Didn't you attempt to produce?

[InkChic78]

you dj so bad that beatport rejects you.

[Rican]

Didn't you attempt to produce?

oh I'm still attempting lol...

[konversion]

oh I'm still attempting lol...

heh, me too.

[Rican]

You DJ so bad you still trainwreck with the auto-BPM function on in traktor...

[Eloc]

You DJ so bad, even emo kids start to have hope after hearing you play.

[Haach]

you dj so bad
you get white label and white snake mixed up

[Haach]

You DJ so bad, even emo kids start to have hope after hearing you play.

hahahaha

[Rican]

You DJ so bad your mixes make Helen Keller cry.... and she was deaf... and she's dead.

[Eloc]

You DJ so bad, bulimics eat dinner before attending your set

[Perpetuum]

You DJ so bad your mixes make Helen Keller cry.... and she was deaf... and she's dead.

Okay, the last 20 were grasping at straws. This one just takes the cake though. Thread needs to end now.

[Haach]

you dj so bad
octa-mom relized she is white trash

[mcKain]

You DJ so bad your mixes make Helen Keller cry.... and she was deaf... and she's dead.

Hahahah!

[Rican]

Okay, the last 20 were grasping at straws. This one just takes the cake though. Thread needs to end now.

Dude, everyone loves a good Helen Keller joke...

[InkChic78]

Okay, the last 20 were grasping at straws. This one just takes the cake though. Thread needs to end now.




hmph. i thought mine were good. =P

[Eloc]

hmph. i thought mine were good. =P

I think he just ran out of funnies

[Perpetuum]

I think he just ran out of funnies

This thread had no funny to begin with.

[Eloc]

This thread had no funny to begin with.

I was laughing

[InkChic78]

This thread had no funny to begin with.


YOUR FACE HAS NO FUNNY :leon:

[[r]evolution]

This thread had no funny to begin with.


you dj so bad that when you put a CD in a CDJ it reads "please fucking stop" instead of any cd info



You DJ so bad your mixes make Helen Keller cry.... and she was deaf... and she's dead.

lolwut.

[Haach]

YOUR FACE HAS NO FUNNY :leon:

YOUR MOM HAS NO FACE

[Perpetuum]

YOUR FACE HAS NO FUNNY :leon:

I know. My face has a beautimous.

[Broken Home]

I think my joke was funny but overall I agree with Aaron, not much gold here. padlock imo :(

[Rican]

I was laughing

me too.

[Perpetuum]

I was laughing

That's because of crack.

[DnBKitten30]

This thread had no funny to begin with.

whatever, you've been following it the whole time laughing ur ass off - you know it!

[Perpetuum]

whatever, you've been following it the whole time laughing ur ass off - you know it!

I've been shaking my head the entire time.

[Perpetuum]

You make jokes so bad that I didn't even laugh and I'm high as fuck!

[Rican]

*in best eddie murphy jewish voice*

eh, whadda you know from funny?

[Eloc]

That's because of crack.

You DJ so bad, that if I did smoke crack, I may have heard of you by now.

[Haach]

you dj so bad
the pope told you to fuck off

[DJKean]

You DJ so bad your girlfriend is your booking agent.



wow, ouch!! lol

[Perpetuum]

You DJ so bad, that if I did smoke crack, I may have heard of you by now.

You DJ so bad that you don't know who I am. Because of your track selection not being good. Because you don't own my tunes. Because you have bad selection. Crack.

[Eloc]

You DJ so bad that you don't know who I am. Because of your track selection not being good. Because you don't own my tunes. Because you have bad selection. Crack.

You DJ so bad, the only people that cry more than you is your dancefloor

[Haach]

You DJ so bad that you don't know who I am. Because of your track selection not being good. Because you don't own my tunes. Because you have bad selection. Crack.

so your tunes are they only ones anybody needs

[Rican]

You DJ so bad the only gig you can get is playing at Gallaudet University...

[Haach]

You DJ so bad the only gig you can get is playing at Gallaudet University...

i know there is a joke in there somewhere

[Perpetuum]

You DJ so bad, the only people that cry more than you is your dancefloor

Those are tears of joy.

[Rican]

You DJ so bad people ask if you have Believe by Cher in your crate...

[Perpetuum]

so your tunes are they only ones anybody needs

Yes, yes they are.

[Rican]

i know there is a joke in there somewhere

Sorry took it to a Dennis Miller level on you...

[Eloc]

You DJ so bad that your only residency is at the local cemetary

[Haach]

Yes, yes they are.

and what do you produce?

[Broken Home]

wow, ouch!! lol

it's true though

[Perpetuum]

and what do you produce?

The greatness.

[Rican]

and what do you produce?

Epic Vocal Trance.

[Perpetuum]

Epic Vocal Trance.

Rican does vocals on my tunes.

[DJKean]

it's true though


lol, yes, yes, I know. lol

[Haach]

oh well sign me up
can i get on your dub list?

[Rican]

Rican does vocals on my tunes.

Yeah I stopped using my Maria Rubia moniker tho...

[Perpetuum]

oh well sign me up
can i get on your dub list?

I don't know. Can you successfully be a part of my entourage and make sure the woman who attempt to suck my dick after the show are of a suitable quality? If so, you get dubs.

[Haach]

define"suitable quality"

[robhyx]

You DJ so bad the only gig you can get is playing at Gallaudet University...

I have actually spun there, swear to god. Not the only gig I can get tho :wink:

[Perpetuum]

define"suitable quality"

If they can't suck my brain out through my dick, they are not of suitable quality.

[Rican]

I have actually spun there, swear to god. Not the only gig I can get tho :wink:

ha! nice... :)

[Haach]

If they can't suck my brain out through my dick, they are not of suitable quality.

so all fat chicks are in
and desperate crack whores got it

[Perpetuum]

so all fat chicks are in
and desperate crack whores got it

Dubs for you!

[Haach]

sweet

[DJKean]

define"suitable quality"


teeth or no teeth

[Haach]

teeth or no teeth

see crack whore

[Daniel Paul]

see crack whore

we could use this to save greg!

[Haach]

you dj so bad
you play electro cus trance is dead

[Haach]

you dj so bad
your mom

[dj nysus]

you dj so bad
Dion stoped talking

you DJ so bad that you are forgettable .. and never get used in clever Dj jokes

[Haach]

you DJ so bad that you are forgettable .. and never get used in clever Dj jokes

no i am like chuck norris
no one fucks with me

[zarbizarre]

you dj so bad
Dion stoped talking


bwahaha

[zarbizarre]

you DJ so bad... that's it, no joke, you just suck,

[Rican]

You DJ so bad no one knows how to say your DJ name properly...

[Perpetuum]

You DJ so bad no one knows how to say your DJ name properly...

This is why everyone pronounces your name "George Acosta".

[IonaGlasscock, whatevs]

we could use this to save greg!

:mandaba:

[Haach]

You DJ so bad no one knows how to say your DJ name properly...

damnit

[konversion]

This is why everyone pronounces your name "George Acosta".

oh! haaaaaaaa haha

wicked sick burn.

[konversion]

you dj so bad it makes keoki sound like he performs sober.

[Haach]

you dj so bad it makes keoki sound like he performs sober.

he is good sober
when he is hammered
now that is funny

[Rican]

This is why everyone pronounces your name "George Acosta".

you say that like I take it as an insult... try harder... :)

[Rican]

oh! haaaaaaaa haha

wicked sick burn.

not really...

If he said something like that's why everyone calls you "DJ Orange Picker"... it would've been funnier...

[konversion]

he is good sober
when he is hammered
now that is funny

i've never bothered to see him live but i hear he is quite the lush when it comes to dropping tunes while all fucked up on some sort of substance, illicit or not.

[konversion]

If he said something like that's why everyone calls you "DJ Orange Picker"... it would've been funnier...

i don't get it.:shrug:

[[r]evolution]

i've never bothered to see him live but i hear he is quite the lush when it comes to dropping tunes while all fucked up on some sort of substance, illicit or not.

Liar.

You've seen Keoki live.

Remember the "Superhero" theme parties in Roanoke?

[[r]evolution]

i don't get it.:shrug:

What's George's ethic origin Aaron?

[Rican]

evolution;3244615']What's George's ethic origin Aaron?

Ding ding ding. we have a winner!

Hence the George Acosta joke...

[[r]evolution]

Ding ding ding. we have a winner!

Hence the George Acosta joke...

he's a lil slow on the pick-up...

[konversion]

evolution;3244613']Liar.

You've seen Keoki live.

Remember the "Superhero" theme parties in Roanoke?

didn't go that night. not sure what i was doing but that was one of the few nights that i didn't go to club audio.

[konversion]

evolution;3244615']What's George's ethic origin Aaron?

never heard of him. and what the fuck is trance?

and what do you mean by ethic? like, work ethic? because i think it's really cool when djs show up for gigs and do a good job doing what they do.

[[r]evolution]

didn't go that night. not sure what i was doing but that was one of the few nights that i didn't go to club audio.

Are you sure? I'm not.

I thought that was the night I hid in the dnb room all night for fear of the suck in the front... and we ended up at Kimmy and Merlyn's in the basement... etc etc.

[konversion]

evolution;3244630']I thought that was the night I hid in the dnb room all night for fear of the suck in the front... and we ended up at Kimmy and Merlyn's in the basement... etc etc.

that sounds like a likely scenario.

i know i didn't go out because i remember hearing from i.v. how awful keoki was. that was like, dynamic duo 3, i think. i'm pretty sure that was the party that broke him. that and a combo of the field party they threw that the cops decided to be all bastardly about.

[PaulieWalnuts]

You dj so bad that a chick had her period and you dropped "Blood On The Dance Floor"

[Rican]

You DJ so bad that you actually do bring Hip-Hop in case some drunk chick asks...

[[r]evolution]

that sounds like a likely scenario.

i know i didn't go out because i remember hearing from i.v. how awful keoki was. that was like, dynamic duo 3, i think. i'm pretty sure that was the party that broke him. that and a combo of the field party they threw that the cops decided to be all bastardly about.

I can't remember which party that was after... I remember you bitching that you had to do homework...

But that may have also been the party that Will, Karl, Kjell came up and and I ended up dancing so much in the dnb room (mostly by myself) than I couldn't bend my legs at the end of the night and I made alicia drive to Kimmy/Merlyn's where I may or may not have ingested illegal substances known to have pain relieving qualities. :)

[PaulieWalnuts]

You dj so bad that your laptop crashes because "Windows does not recognize you have any skillz."

[[r]evolution]

You DJ so bad even you won't book yourself for an opening slot

[konversion]

uh oh, i'm about to ruffle some feathers :D

you dj so bad that you actually think dubstep is good music.:bacon:

[Hitoi]

You dj so bad people request fast forwards during your sets.

[konversion]

evolution;3244650']I can't remember which party that was after... I remember you bitching that you had to do homework...

oh wow, i almost forgot there was a period of time that i actually tried at school back then... no wonder i finished there with a 3.47 :)

[[r]evolution]

You DJ so bad you pick out a name like DJ Eva

[PaulieWalnuts]

You dj so bad tennis players refuse to show up for your opening set.

[konversion]

evolution;3244662']You DJ so bad you pick out a name like DJ Eva

took you long enough to remember, douchebag. it was e.v.a., too. you didn't pronounce it. and i didn't really dj much back then. i actually wrote music more than anything.

[[r]evolution]

oh wow, i almost forgot there was a period of time that i actually tried at school back then... no wonder i finished there with a 3.47 :)

HEY!! I HELPED YOU TRY!!

That night at least.

[[r]evolution]

took you long enough to remember, douchebag. it was e.v.a., too. you didn't pronounce it. and i didn't really dj much back then. i actually wrote music more than anything.

It was so gay I forcefully removed it from my memory

[PaulieWalnuts]

You dj so bad Davis Deejays hired you to work at Safeway.

[konversion]

evolution;3244665']HEY!! I HELPED YOU TRY!!

That night at least.

you helped by probably trying to persuade me to stay out but i didn't because i probably had a final project to do that weekend. otherwise i would've stayed out.

[PaulieWalnuts]

You dj so bad doctors use your sets to induce vomiting.

[konversion]

you dj so bad that doctors use your sets as an alternative to spanking a new born's ass.

[[r]evolution]

you helped by probably trying to persuade me to stay out but i didn't because i probably had a final project to do that weekend. otherwise i would've stayed out.

WRONG.

I helped you by giving you the motivation to finish lots of homework and such. :)

Matter of fact... I think in our 'wild younger days' -- you never had to cough up cash for anything (from me at least).

How about a lil love here? ya dick.

[PaulieWalnuts]

You dj so bad even Professor Dan Amitai can't explain it.

[Rican]

You dj so bad people request fast forwards during your sets.

WINNER!

[konversion]

evolution;3244686']WRONG.

I helped you by giving you the motivation to finish lots of homework and such. :)

Matter of fact... I think in our 'wild younger days' -- you never had to cough up cash for anything (from me at least).

How about a lil love here? ya dick.

i doubt that is true, you lyin' bastard =]

[PaulieWalnuts]

You dj so bad people burn your mp3 to toilet paper.

[konversion]

You dj so bad people request fast forwards during your sets.


WINNER!

this.

[Hitoi]

You dj so bad, your set-up consists of two lazy susans and a CRT monitor.

[Rican]

You DJ so bad IKEA created a coaster set based off your mix CDs...

[phunkphreaker]

You DJ so bad, the milk man came to your house and took his crates back.

[PaulieWalnuts]

You dj so bad you kill sealife while deejaying in Kansas.

[phunkphreaker]

You DJ so bad, you look for records at a Government building

[PaulieWalnuts]

If you were the deejay on the Titanic they'd have choked you with your own life jacket.

[phunkphreaker]

You DJ so bad, DC Police put a boot on your mixer.

[PaulieWalnuts]

^already done.


You dj so bad Bob Hope booked you for a "support the troops" tour... in Nazi Germany.

[Rican]

You DJ so bad, DC Police put a boot on your mixer.

-3 points for repeating a joke already posted...

[Hitoi]

You dj so bad, they announced last call during your opening set.

[PaulieWalnuts]

You dj so bad the Army used your set to torture people at Gitmo.



Srsly. I heard they booked you to play in the mountains in Pakistan to force Osama Bin Ladin to turn himself in.

[Haach]

you dj so bad
you think open decks is a nice outside area

[PaulieWalnuts]

You dj so bad Chuck Norris fears for his life.

[PaulieWalnuts]

You dj so bad whales replay your sets to stun krill.

[PaulieWalnuts]

You dj so bad bboyneko's avatar stops moving.

[phunkphreaker]

-3 points for repeating a joke already posted...

Sheeeet. I actually looked before posting, but am not going to go through all 17 pages...

FYI- your post, saying my post was a repeat, was a repeat itself.

[Haach]

you dj so bad
you think a dub plate is used to serve dinner

[PaulieWalnuts]

You dj so bad your make everyone in Baby Loves Disco cry.