You dj so bad that...

[Haach]

you dj so bad
carrot top seems funny

[phunkphreaker]

You dj so bad that that the "breakdown" in your set was composed of a manic depressive episode.

[[r]evolution]

You DJ so bad... Techno Viking feels fear.

[DnBKitten30]

U dj so bad
Frankie Wilde puts in ear plugs!

[[r]evolution]

i doubt that is true, you lyin' bastard =]

I doubt it's anything BUT true... b/c you were "always broke" :)

p.s. remember the night you first met Amanda? My scheme?

Fucking brilliance.

[Hitoi]

You dj so bad, you hired a graffiti artist to be your tag partner.

[PaulieWalnuts]

You dj so bad your train wrecks actually kill people.

[Rican]

You DJ so bad Wilmer Valderrama would refuse to play you in a movie...

[PaulieWalnuts]

You dj so bad people run to Zoltar, Brother From Another Planet.

[Haach]

you dj so bad
mormans start whorshiping satan

[Haach]

You dj so bad people run to Zoltar, Brother From Another Planet.

hahaha nice pull

[PaulieWalnuts]

You dj so bad terrorists use your sets in ransom videos.

[Haach]

you dj so bad
you thought icey was a refreshing drink

[Haach]

you dj so bad
you free drinks are full of arsnic

[konversion]

evolution;3244755']I doubt it's anything BUT true... b/c you were "always broke" :)

p.s. remember the night you first met Amanda? My scheme?

Fucking brilliance.

amanda? no, don't remember.

[Haach]

you dj so bad
you have no idea who amanda is

[PaulieWalnuts]

You dj so bad your music videos have these video hos:
http://www.gallerypage.com/upload/item/HoMiR.jpg

[konversion]

haa! zing!

[PaulieWalnuts]

You dj so bad Paris Hilton comes up to the booth and says "Good job!"

[Haach]

you dj so bad
you think eating rolls
envoles some kinda bread

[PaulieWalnuts]

You dj so bad your sound monitors stole 2 handkerchiefs and some sticks from you and now they're working as day laborers in Mexico.

[[r]evolution]

You DJ so bad... Paris Hilton asks you to DJ her next CD

[PaulieWalnuts]

You dj so bad crack houses hire you to clear a room.

[PaulieWalnuts]

You dj so bad that people throw their drugs at you to make you stop playing.

[PaulieWalnuts]

You dj so bad that the chicken-wire around the deejay booth has to be electrified.

[Hitoi]

You dj so bad Goldie decided not to push you down the stairs out of sympathy.

[PaulieWalnuts]

HA HA HA HA HAAAHA!

You dj so bad the Iranian secret police are using your latest set to clear the streets of Mousavi supporters.

[PaulieWalnuts]

You dj so bad starving Ethiopeans throw tomatoes at you.

[PaulieWalnuts]

You dj so bad your records scratch themselves.

[Rican]

damn surprised no one thought of that one before haha!

[PaulieWalnuts]

You dj so bad Vincent Van Gogh cuts his other ear off.

[konversion]

You dj so bad your records scratch themselves.

emo-win!

[Rican]

You dj so bad Vincent Van Gogh cuts his other ear off.

lol I was going to post that yesterday... nice!

[PaulieWalnuts]

Muzak was using your sets and that's why they're bankrupt, you dj so bad.

[PaulieWalnuts]

You DJ so bad that the RCA dog ran to Michael Vick's house to get away from the noise.

[PaulieWalnuts]

You dj so bad that Al Gore would burn ten thousand oil-soaked baby seals alive to make it stop.

[PaulieWalnuts]

It is so well-known that you dj so bad that there's a tribe of Amazon Indians with a poison-frog arrow reserved for Deejay Such-And-Such.

[konversion]

how does he keep coming up with these? so far it's like 20 pages, 75% are paulie's

[[r]evolution]

Muzak was using your sets and that's why they're bankrupt, you dj so bad.

Sounding like yoda you are...

[Rican]

You DJ so bad you once did an all Wagner set at a Jewish wedding.

[[r]evolution]

Haach 54
Rican 45
PaulieWalnuts 32
[r]evolution 27
konversion 22
Perpetuum 21

[5l1mm]

you dj so bad everyone left for the trance room

[5l1mm]

you dj so bad your only ever booked at one bar, you your headphones only have one earpeice, so you position your set in the corner, and put the headphone on the side that faces the crowd.

[5l1mm]

this might have been said but;
you dj so bad that etards wont go to your show.

[5l1mm]

you dj so bad,
youve gotten into the habit of calling trainwrecks mashups.

[THE BLACKEST]

LOL! Glad to see this thread is still going strong. Keep em coming!

You dj so bad that Paris Hilton thinks you're good.

[konversion]

LOL! Glad to see this thread is still going strong. Keep em coming!

You dj so bad that Paris Hilton thinks you're good.

something along those lines has already been done :P

[Rican]

You DJ so bad that lolcats stop laughing....

[Rican]

FYI- your post, saying my post was a repeat, was a repeat itself.

touche

[PaulieWalnuts]

You dj so bad that your tracklist on repeat is now The Official Music of The Eighth and Ninth Circles Of Hell.

[5l1mm]

LOL! Glad to see this thread is still going strong. Keep em coming!

You dj so bad that Paris Hilton thinks you're good.
you dj so bad that paris hilton gives you pointers...


You DJ so bad that lolcats stop laughing....
:zing:

[Rican]

You DJ so bad Baby Anne said you need more personality behind the decks...

[konversion]

you dj so bad, it wouldn't matter if you had tits.

[Quannum Logic]

You DJ so bad that you have difficulty matching the tempo of two songs together while using subtle volume fades and equlization to create a seamless transition between them.

[konversion]

You DJ so bad that you have difficulty matching the tempo of two songs together while using subtle volume fades and equlization to create a seamless transition between them.

win. :afterbuzz:

[Rican]

lol

[Perpetuum]

You DJ so bad that you have difficulty matching the tempo of two songs together while using subtle volume fades and equlization to create a seamless transition between them.

/thread

[[r]evolution]

You DJ so bad that you have difficulty matching the tempo of two songs together while using subtle volume fades and equlization to create a seamless transition between them.

http://420.thrashbarg.net/this_thread_delivers_ups_chick_amazon.jpg

[Haach]

evolution;3244858']Haach 54
Rican 45
PaulieWalnuts 32
[r]evolution 27
konversion 22
Perpetuum 21

damn right

[Haach]

you dj so bad
W's iq jumped 100 points

[Haach]

you dj so bad
Scientology was proved to be right

[john c]

wait wait wait
according to Michael Jackson, bad means good. so this thread makes no sense :(

[5l1mm]

how come there isnt a "dj scientology" yet?

[konversion]

you dj so bad that you referenced michael jackson in this thread.

[Haach]

wait wait wait
according to Michael Jackson, bad means good. so this thread makes no sense :(

ok you dj so good
paris hilton stoped being famous

[Haach]

you dj so bad
your mom stoped being a whore

[Rican]

wait wait wait
according to Michael Jackson, bad means good. so this thread makes no sense :(

according to Micheal Jackson, it's okay to touch little boys... you backing him up there too, John?

[Haach]

you dj so bad
you thought track selection
was choosing what train to catch

[Haach]

according to Micheal Jackson, it's okay to touch little boys... you backing him up there too, John?

backing up mj
kinky

[john c]

according to Micheal Jackson, it's okay to touch little boys... you backing him up there too, John?

all I know is, my first son's name will be Blanket

[Rican]

You DJ so bad you thought beat juggling was tossing your dick back and forth between your hands...

[Rican]

all I know is, my first son's name will be Blanket

touche

[john c]

you dj so bad you shop for vinyl in the S&M store

[5l1mm]

you use ipod headphones when you dj

[THE BLACKEST]

You DJ so bad your record skips on REL mode

[phunkphreaker]

You DJ so bad your record skips on REL mode

heh. thats a good one.


better yet... Internal.

[solace72]

you dj so bad
Dion stoped talking

lol...we have a winner

[Haach]

lol...we have a winner

thank you thank you

[The Logic Theorist]

wait wait wait
according to Michael Jackson, bad means good. so this thread makes no sense :(

You DJ so bad you confused John C into trying to use hip hop slang.

[Christine]

You DJ so bad you once did an all Wagner set at a Jewish wedding.
LOL!

[Christine]

The following also made me LOL:


You dj so bad, your set-up consists of two lazy susans and a CRT monitor.


You DJ so bad, you look for records at a Government building


You dj so bad that your laptop crashes because "Windows does not recognize you have any skillz."


You dj so bad people request fast forwards during your sets.


You DJ so bad your +2 comps get thrown out of the club with you


you dj so bad
you think a fader is lukes father

[Broken Home]

You DJ so bad IKEA created a coaster set based off your mix CDs...


You DJ so bad, the milk man came to your house and took his crates back.


You dj so bad bboyneko's avatar stops moving.

LOL @ the above.



You DJ so bad that the producers from Full House sued you for defamation.




http://i42.tinypic.com/15eiwc4.jpg

[Broken Home]

You dj so bad even Professor Dan Amitai can't explain it.

HOLLLLER :encore:

[Broken Home]

Congress just earmarked $149 billion for a special fund for victims of your sets.

[Broken Home]

you use ipod headphones when you dj

I think that is actually an awesome way to go.

[Broken Home]

You DJ so bad that even Julia won't dance to your sets. After your set she bought you a beer and gave you pointers. :) jk julia

[TokyoSurprise]

You dj so bad bboyneko's avatar stops moving.

bwahahahahhahaha!

[PaulieWalnuts]

You DJ so bad that Saddam Hussein's ghost came back to life to throw shoes at the DJ booth.

[kindofblue272]

you DJ so bad that Grooverider went to prison in Dubai so he wouldn't have to hear you play

[DnBKitten30]

hmmmmm, nothing like waking up to some "you DJ so bad" jokes - yay!

[Broken Home]

you DJ so bad that Grooverider went to prison in Dubai so he wouldn't have to hear you play

hahaha I was thinking of a way to make a joke about Dubai, this one's good

[JuliaP]

You DJ so bad that even Julia won't dance to your sets. After your set she bought you a beer and gave you pointers. :) jk julia

LOLZ

[bkidz]

You DJ so bad that the producers from Full House sued you for defamation.




http://i42.tinypic.com/15eiwc4.jpg

:spit: Tanner!!!!!

[PaulieWalnuts]

You dj so bad that straight men offer you blowjobs in the Nation VIP bathroom to stop deejaying.

[PaulieWalnuts]

You dj so bad that Rick Astley gave you up.

[Rican]

You dj so bad that Rick Astley gave you up.

LOL!

[InkChic78]

You dj so bad, no amount of drugs even come close to making you sound good.

[Vicky]

you dj so bad even deaf people complain

[Vicky]

You DJ so bad that the producers from Full House sued you for defamation.




lol

[DnBKitten30]

you dj so bad even deaf people complain

i didnt much response from my Frankie Wilde joke either, ugh:not agaaain:

[Vicky]

i didnt much response from my Frankie Wilde joke either, ugh:not agaaain:

i didn't see it...i searched for deaf...i don't feel like going back through and reading 897354 posts.

[Mychael]

You dj so bad that Rick Astley gave you up.

:spit:
Best yet!

[DnBKitten30]

U dj so bad
Frankie Wilde puts in ear plugs!

see, my failed joke :badkitty:

[Broken Home]

see, my failed joke :badkitty:

I gave you http://www.buzzlife.com/forums/images/reputation/reputation_highpos.gif http://www.buzzlife.com/forums/images/reputation/reputation_highpos.gif http://www.buzzlife.com/forums/images/reputation/reputation_highpos.gif http://www.buzzlife.com/forums/images/reputation/reputation_highpos.gif http://www.buzzlife.com/forums/images/reputation/reputation_highpos.gif http://www.buzzlife.com/forums/images/reputation/reputation_highpos.gif for that

[mcKain]

You DJ so bad, when the sound guy told you to check your levels, you made an appointment with your doctor.

[mcKain]

You DJ so bad, you only get booked to play on February 30th.

[mcKain]

You DJ so bad, when they told you to bring your own mixer to the club, you showed up with a Cuisinart.

[mcKain]

You DJ so bad, you tried to order vinyl from the Guinness Book of World Records.

[mcKain]

You DJ so bad that when someone came up and made a request, you said "Is that for here or to go?"

[mcKain]

You DJ so bad, your needles say UnSHURE.

[zarbizarre]

you dj so bad, your name is zarbizarre




wait, wut?

[Hitoi]

You dj so bad you bring baseballs with you to your gigs in case you need to adjust the pitch.

[InkChic78]

stop copying and pasting...damn. try to come up with your own! :)

[mcKain]

stop copying and pasting...damn. try to come up with your own! :)

Meh...not feeling creative yet today...:crying2: Those are the ones that made me LOL...

[mcKain]

You DJ so bad, they cast you as the lead in 'Groove 2'.


There. Original.

[bkidz]

You DJ so bad that when you were asked to bring Shure needles you brought two of these:

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_dYC3LrJuMFI/SeKWeKb5ZjI/AAAAAAAACA4/sFClxcP53CA/s200/sure.jpg

[DnBKitten30]

You DJ so bad, they cast you as the lead in 'Groove 2'.


There. Original.

or 'go 2'

hehehehehe

[InkChic78]

You dj so bad...that you thought you were rockin the latest and greatest equipment. Instead...this is you:

<a href='http://img190.imageshack.us/i/193130826aa67ef185.jpg/'><img src='http://img190.imageshack.us/img190/4684/193130826aa67ef185.jpg' border='0' alt='Image Hosted by ImageShack.us'/></a><br/>

[DnBKitten30]

You dj so bad...that you thought you were rockin the latest and greatest equipment. Instead...this is you:

<a href='http://img190.imageshack.us/i/193130826aa67ef185.jpg/'><img src='http://img190.imageshack.us/img190/4684/193130826aa67ef185.jpg' border='0' alt='Image Hosted by ImageShack.us'/></a><br/>

HEY! i thought scratching with tapes was kinda neat....

[Rican]

You DJ so bad you bought Scotch and Duct so you could make a mix tape.

[jasoncerna]

you dj so bad that when you get on to play, people say "fuck it" and leave.

[DnBKitten30]

u DJ so bad you didnt even notice ur headphones werent plugged in!

[bkidz]

u DJ so bad you didnt even notice ur headphones werent plugged in!

You DJ so bad, that you don't even notice your equipment isn't plugged in.

http://trickrtreat.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/justice-whp-not-plugged-in.jpg

[DnBKitten30]

You DJ so bad, that you don't even notice your equipment isn't plugged in.

http://trickrtreat.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/justice-whp-not-plugged-in.jpg

:hifive:

[zarbizarre]

you dj so bad, mickey nightrain signed you to his label

[konversion]

You DJ so bad, that you don't even notice your equipment isn't plugged in.

http://trickrtreat.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/justice-whp-not-plugged-in.jpg

who is that?

[zarbizarre]

@konversion ... that's justice

[5l1mm]

there was a dj at a club built into a hotel down here. "club safari"
the dj was so bad,
he dropped sandstorm...
twice in a set...

it was a hip hop set...

[PaulieWalnuts]

No. THem getting laughed out of the club would be justice. :rimshot:

You dj so bad that Terminator X actually bothered to speak about it.




"Terminator X... he speaks with his hands?" *crickets*

OK, I'm outta here.

[konversion]

yeah, i figured that out but i've never heard of them.

[Eloc]

You DJ so bad that grass and weeds begin to grow out of the dancefloor from all of the shit you've been laying on it.

[Eloc]

You DJ so bad you got fired and they let you collect unemployment indefinitely so you don't try to work again

[Eloc]

You DJ so bad, you are third place in total kills behind only Hitler and Stalin.

[Eloc]

You DJ so bad that a link to your set is mentioned in the book of Revelations.

[zarbizarre]

You DJ so bad that a link to your set is mentioned in the book of Revelations.

lulz

[PaulieWalnuts]

You dj so bad that your set made Gandhi punch his wife.

[Haach]

you dj so bad
you brought pretzels,chex. and peanuts
to make a party mix

[Eloc]

You DJ so bad your only sponsors are Glade and Febreze

[Eloc]

correction...and Charmin/Cottonelle

[MINDPHUQ]

You DJ so bad that Bulla won't even give you free records (http://www.buzzlife.com/forums/showthread.php?t=122184) :)

[Rican]

nice plug!

[PaulieWalnuts]

You DJ so bad that your white labels are suing you for reverse discrimination.

[Eloc]

You DJ so bad that your only followers are red headed step children who are used to such a beating.

[PaulieWalnuts]

You DJ so bad that you made Bill Cosby stab himself in the neck with a sharpened Puddin' Pop stick.

[Eloc]

You DJ so bad that you are considered a "green DJ" for cooling the atmosphere.

[Eloc]

You DJ so bad that you made Bill Cosby stab himself in the neck with a sharpened Puddin' Pop stick.

lol

[Haach]

you dj so bad
i am out of you dj so bad jokes

[Eloc]

you dj so bad
i am out of you dj so bad jokes

Get a good night's rest and come back tomorrow with a renewed spirit. That's my plan...there's gotta be a ton of new content left here.

[Hitoi]

You dj so bad you approached Chick Fil-A for a gig and they offered you a Sunday residency.

[Haach]

Get a good night's rest and come back tomorrow with a renewed spirit. That's my plan...there's gotta be a ton of new content left here.
I just woke up

[Rican]

You DJ so bad drunk chicks ask if you brought dubstep...

[Rican]

You DJ so bad that happy hardcore kids walk out on your sets... and they can stand listening to happy hardcore!

[Rican]

You DJ so bad Twix gave you your own TV commercial

[PaulieWalnuts]

You dj so bad that this guy who "lost both ear canals in Guadalcanal" complains about your sets.

http://web.orange.co.uk/images/ice/film/lloyd_bridges.jpg

[PaulieWalnuts]

You dj so bad that Bunny from Rabbit In The Moon blinded himself in the other eye with a water bottle to escape the same billing you're on.

[PaulieWalnuts]

You dj so bad that ravers bring IPods to the club.

[Rican]

You DJ so bad you got beat in a scratching competition by this guy

http://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r203/ratskull/chrisectic.jpg

[TokyoSurprise]

You DJ so bad you got beat in a scratching competition by this guy

http://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r203/ratskull/chrisectic.jpg

wow, his chin is almost as long as his forehead.

[konversion]

wow, his chin is almost as long as his forehead.

hah, so wrong but so right!

[Haach]

you dj so bad
you thought dub step
ment walking aroung with 20 inch shoes

[Rican]

You DJ so bad you thought house music was only to be played at home.

[PaulieWalnuts]

You dj so bad the Dr. Demento took out a restraining order against your music.

[PaulieWalnuts]

You dj so bad that The Fat Boys would make the Music Hall of Fame before you do.

[DnBKitten30]

you DJ so bad that you though Drum n Bass involved fishing!!!

[Haach]

you DJ so bad that you though Drum n Bass involved fishing!!!

hahahaha

[PaulieWalnuts]

^ LOL!

You dj so bad that elementary school math students know their way around 1s and 2s better than you do.

[konversion]

You dj so bad that elementary school math students know their way around 1s and 2s better than you do.

hah, that's a good one. i just laughed pretty loudly at work.

[PaulieWalnuts]

You dj so bad that your sets would sound better if you used a pair of these:
http://www.sjbproductions.com/web_photos/micronesia_photos/yap_stone_money.jpg

[PaulieWalnuts]

You dj so bad that the NSA uses your sets to encrypt national security secrets because 'they're definitely the most random things ever.'

[Haach]

you dj so bad
your sets are used in alternate forms of abortion

[PaulieWalnuts]

You dj so bad that if your set was on the gold disk on the Voyager probe, the aliens would destroy Planet Earth purely to save the rest of the Universe from such bad DJing.

[PaulieWalnuts]

You dj so bad that your rinseouts double as dog whistles.

[PaulieWalnuts]

You dj so bad that dancers throw our hip out running away.

[DnBKitten30]

You dj so bad that if your set was on the gold disk on the Voyager probe, the aliens would destroy Planet Earth purely to save the rest of the Universe from such bad DJing.

ugh, longest "u dj so bad" joke, ever! hehehehehe

[Haach]

you dj so bad this looks bad ass
<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/SzI-ZbcK_sw&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/SzI-ZbcK_sw&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

[PaulieWalnuts]

Greenpeace uses your sets to scare away the tuna, ydjsb.

[PaulieWalnuts]

In Fight Club, the support group Dude was at was for "Survivors Of Deejay Such-And-Such."

[PaulieWalnuts]

Ydjsb you make heroin junkies give up the needle.

[TheEturn]

You DJ so bad, that even the fucked up Kandi Kids in the corner notice.


OMFG! . . :afterbuzz:

[T-Sizzle]

Ep

ic

[Quannum Logic]

this thread again? well then, I refer you to my previous statement:

http://www.buzzlife.com/forums/showpost.php?p=3245073&postcount=304

[Rican]

ZOMBIE THREAD!

[THE BLACKEST]

It lives!

[Broken Home]

This was the top thread of 2009

[Broken Home]

let's make it the top thread of 2010

[IonaGlasscock, whatevs]

this thread again? well then, I refer you to my previous statement:

http://www.buzzlife.com/forums/showpost.php?p=3245073&postcount=304

Not a ydjsb, but:

You're so stupid you went to a Headhunterz show to give them your resume.

I'll see myself out. :awkward:

[TheEturn]

let's make it the top thread of 2010

haah, :crying: , might be hard to handle that



and yeah, i do have a tendency to summon zombie threads. . sorry. . LoL


PEACE!!!
The Eturn

.

[THE BLACKEST]

This was the top thread of 2009

And I created it! I should get some award or something.

You dj so bad when you did the Jesus pose you actually got nailed up.

[Dj a.m.p.]

you dj so bad you thought an amen break was a chance to have a cigarette at church.

had to get one in.

2010 ftw

[BraunMan]

You dj so bad that you put in a pre-mixed CD and pretend like you're doing mad things behind the decks.

[PaulieWalnuts]

Ydjsb you made AM go sober.


Your MC takes the stage with a brown paper bag with holes in it for his eyes.


Ydjsb that the dude who started the fight in the Star Wars cantina would've killed you ten minutes ago.

[TokyoSurprise]

Ydjsb that the dude who started the fight in the Star Wars cantina would've killed you ten minutes ago.

LOL.

[PaulieWalnuts]

Ydjsb Keoki walks around with a clear conscience.


Ydjsb Kanye won't let you finish.


Ydjsb Michael Alig petitioned to stay in prison.


Ydjsb the roaches in Five wore earplugs.

[PaulieWalnuts]

Ydjsb 'Lil John sincerely believes you're "gonna kill 'em in the clubs with this one."

[PaulieWalnuts]

Ydjsb you're sponsored by Anaconda Malt Liquor.

[PaulieWalnuts]

Ydjsb the RIAA got you added to the Terrorism Watch List.

[PaulieWalnuts]

Ydjsb you made Helen Keller talk shit.

[PaulieWalnuts]

The Roc Boys make you bring your paper out, ydjsb.

[T-Sizzle]

Your jokes are so forced you should be charged with rape. :neener:

[TokyoSurprise]

Ydjsb you made Helen Keller talk shit.

I lol'd. Again.

[PaulieWalnuts]

Or, "ydjsb you bill with MC Helen Keller." :shrug:


You deejay so bad that Bob Marley took back the one good thing about music.


Ydjsb people actually want you to drop the needle. On the floor.

[PaulieWalnuts]

Ydjsb the Four Horsemen Of The Apocalypse call for rewinds.

[PaulieWalnuts]

Ydjsb the only "toaster" that can stand you is the kind that heats bread.

[PaulieWalnuts]

You're the official deejay of the Seymour Joseph Institute.

[PaulieWalnuts]

Ydjsb that Toby Keith IPods your sets because they feel like "a boot in your ass."

[PaulieWalnuts]

Your sets make moms drink whiskey out of boots.

[T-Sizzle]

You need to stop. Nao.

lol

[Don Vega]

Ydjsb you're sponsored by Anaconda Malt Liquor.

It gives you the OOOooooo!

[elad]

stop. Nao.

lol
:werd: