5/24: OFFENSIVE PARTY 2008! drum&bass house party massif @ the terrordome!

[beth]

hello everyone. after a much needed break at the Terrordome, we're back with the fifth installment in our series of house parties. i hereby bring you:

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before i go any further, i am going to make a public disclaimer here that this party should be considered a complete joke, with a banging lineup. <u>it is not meant to be malicious in any way shape or form.</u> should you choose to attend, you understand the concept of this party and you are mature (or immature, rather) enough to attend. <u>violence is not tolerated under any circumstance</u>. unfortunately a few stupid fights have broken out in my home in the past and should you choose to fight, realize you would be the reason why there would be no more terrordome parties and everyone will hate you :P

that being said... here's the lineup!

<font size=5><B>HYX & HOUSTON </b></font>
<font size=3>[Black Sun Empire | Obsessions | Flatline | telemetrik.net]</font>
<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v169/acidstars/OPhyxhouston.jpg">


<font size=5><B>JUNGLE JESSI & JUKATA </b></font>
<font size=3>[[The Bansheez | Tribalistix][Headhunterz Inc. | Mob Barley | DLOD]</font>
<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v169/acidstars/OPjunglejessijukata.jpg">


<font size=5><B>THRO SOME D'S ON IT! </b></font><br> <font size=4><b>feat. Deinfamous, Drip & Throdown :: dnb turntablist tag!</font></b>
<font size=3>[[DCDNB | D-Fect | Delta Project | EXBC | Miles A. Head | CMB] [Terrordome | Homerekaz][Terrordome | Homerekaz | Vinyl Cartel | Echo Boomers]</font>
<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v169/acidstars/OPthrosomedsonit.jpg">


<font size=5><B>PERPETUUM & iLL OMEN </b></font><br><font size=4><b>special '95-'00 Metalheadz set</font></b>
<font size=3>[Horsemen | Hardware | Freak | Colours | Good Looking | Critical | X-Tinction Agenda| 31][Miles A. Head | CMB]</font><br>
<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v169/acidstars/OPperpetuum.jpg"><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v169/acidstars/OPillomen.jpg">


<font size=5><B>DJ THERAPIST</b></font>
<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v169/acidstars/OPtherapist-1.jpg">

and maybe...
<FONT SIZE=5>BETHMACHINE the SHIZER QUEEN</b></font>
if i grow some balls before the party, i will DJ too (maybe).

<font size=3><B><center>this is a costume party!</center></b></font>
think offensive! the more creative, the better! if you need an ideas, send me a note and i'll help you think of something. the objective is to be f'n hilarious :o) costumes arent mandatory, but i encourage everyone to participate - even a silly t-shirt will do. check out <A href="http:///www.t-shirthell.com">t shirt hell</a> for ideas. IF I AM THE ONLY PERSON THAT DRESSES UP, I WILL FEEL REALLY STUPID. lol :wink:

<font size=3><B><u>COSTUME CONTEST INFO</u></B></FONT>
this will be judged on concept, creativity, effort, and overall hilarity. please find me before 12:30 AM, i will take your picture and enter you into the contest. the winners will be announced at 1:00 AM. your judges:
<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v169/acidstars/bitches.jpg">
Bethmachine the Shizer Queen, Kim "Cuntpunch" Cougar, & Jillian the Jewbag Jezebel

<B>PRIZES!</b> - yaaa
<b>FIRST PLACE:</b> Starscape ticket! - yes i will buy you a ticket :o)
<b>SECOND PLACE:</b> guest list spot + 1 for the month of June @ Buzz
<b>THIRD PLACE:</b> Terrordome gift basket of fun junk :P


<font size=4><B>WHAT ELSE TO EXPECT:</b></FONT>
<FONT SIZE=3>* JUNGLE JUICE!</font> - funded by bagel! thank you dude! evey, we will need your help!
<font size=3>* ICE LUGE!
* STRIPPER POLE SHENANIGANS
* ULTIMATE KRUNK CHALLENGE
* LAURENSHINE'S FIRST BEERBONG
* PARTY GAMES & GIVEAWAYS
* HILARIOUS DECOR
* "LEMON PARTY"</font> theme hor d'oeuvres table - special thanks to Jill
* <font size=3>PROMO TABLE</font> - put your fliers/demos/wahtever on the pool table downstairs :o)
* <font size=3>LIVER DAMAGE</FONT> - but dont hold me responsible!

<font size=4><b>PLEASE BRING</B></FONT>
* BYOPD - bring your own purple drank! or whatever kind of booze you want to drink
* appetizer, mixer or anything else you'd like to contribute!
* camera
* good vibes and your sense of humor!

<font size=4><B>WHAT YOU MAY NOT DO:</b></FONT>
* DO NOT REPOST THIS ANYWHERE. I WILL BOMB THE SHIT OUTTA YOUR FAMILY.
* no sex in my bed
* no pissing in my bed
* dont destroy our stuff
* dont steal our stuff!!
* dont throw beer cans or litter on our neighbors property!
* NO FIGHTING NO FIGHTING NO FIGHTING NO FIGHTING NO FIGHTING NO FIGHTING NO FIGHTING NO FIGHTING NO FIGHTING NO FIGHTING NO FIGHTING NO FIGHTING NO FIGHTING NO FIGHTING NO FIGHTING NO FIGHTING NO FIGHTING NO FIGHTING NO FIGHTING NO FIGHTING NO FIGHTING NO FIGHTING NO FIGHTING NO FIGHTING NO FIGHTING NO FIGHTING NO FIGHTING NO FIGHTING NO FIGHTING NO FIGHTING NO FIGHTING NO FIGHTING NO FIGHTING NO FIGHTING NO FIGHTING NO FIGHTING NO FIGHTING NO FIGHTING NO FIGHTING NO FIGHTING NO FIGHTING NO FIGHTING NO FIGHTING NO FIGHTING NO FIGHTING!!

LEAVE YOUR DRAMA AT HOME! i am enlisting the help of my big guy friends - ken/kaotix, matt/bigmclargehuge, alec/quannum logic, kirk/kirkout, and damon/malleus to help me keep an eye on things. they are all very nice guys and i trust them.

<font size=3><b><u>THIS PARTY IS INVITE ONLY. RSVP IS MANDATORY.</b></font></u>
you guys know the drill. contact information:
terrordomehouse@gmail.com
<a href="http://www.myspace.com/terrordomehouse">myspace.com/terrordomehouse</a>
<a href="http://www.myspace.com/bombscare">myspace.com/bombscare</a>
or PM "beth" on the buzzboard.

<center><B><font size=3><font color=red>A VERY SPECIAL THANK YOU TO THE DJS KIND ENOUGH TO LEND ME THEIR TIME AND TALENT! SPECIAL SHOUT OUT TO MISHA, WHO WAS ORIGINALLY ON THE LINEUP BUT CAN NO LONGER MAKE IT DUE TO UNFORSEEN CIRCUMSTANCES. </CENTER></FONT COLOR>


YOURS TRULY,
BETHMACHINE
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and my roomate Ross
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and my roomate Hart
<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v169/acidstars/OPhart.jpg">

<center><font size=5><b>WELCOME TO THE TERRORDOME!</font></b></center>


oh, and check this out the night before --->
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[GiveMeFunkyBeats]

first

[Don Miguel Lush]

KABOOM!

[eric m]

uhoh.


the joose is loose.

[HelenKeller]

:freakout: Hells yes... looks like a blast!

[Abduction]

forth

[ChildoftheBeat]

* STRIPPER POLE SHENANIGANS
* LIVER DAMAGE

I must be present

[Shakey]

HYOOOOOOOOOOGE!

[LizE]

<font size=4><B>WHAT ELSE TO EXPECT:</b></FONT>
<font size=3>* LAURENSHINE'S FIRST BEERBONG</font>

:afterbuzz: Awesome.

So sad I'm gonna miss this, I'll be in Detroit this weekend.

I'll be at the next one, pinky swear! :D

[HelenKeller]

* STRIPPER POLE SHENANIGANS
* LIVER DAMAGE

I must be present
*begins planning evil costume duo/trio (?)*

Mwahahahaha

[ChildoftheBeat]

So since my head is still braindead from finals and 40 gallons of alcohol this weekend, I need some help with costume ideas...


Or just name some ideas so that I can get my head on the right line

[malleus]

ken/kaotix, matt/bigmclargehuge, alec/quannum logic, kirk/kirkout, and damon/malleus


these names...



to help me keep an eye on things. they are all very nice guys and i trust them.



followed by the above statement should scare EVERYONE!!!!

[LizE]

And Beth:

Since I'm sadly not going to be able to make your super awesome party full of happy...

Please make sure people get RickRoll'd, since I'll be unable to do so myself. For me? You promised! :D

[ChildoftheBeat]

*begins planning evil costume duo/trio (?)*

Mwahahahaha

YES. Can we be the deformed Indian child with a few too many arms?




(I hope I'm going in the right direction here)

[Jewcus]

shenanigans!!!!!

[maynard]

ruh roh

Need to get on a costume... now, what would offend ME...

:ponder:

[Funshine]

<font size=4><B>WHAT ELSE TO EXPECT:</b></FONT>
* LAURENSHINE'S FIRST BEERBONG
Yes! Please, someone take a pic of me embarassing myself :lessthanthree:

[Jewcus]

ruh roh

Need to get on a costume... now, what would offend ME...

:ponder:

you should modify your thinking as 'what would offend normal society'

otherwise i could see you showing up at the door with the corpse of jon bennet ramsey saying "im here for the beer!!"

[iijolieii]

:freakout: :freakout: :freakout:


I'm so ready for this.


:freakout: :freakout: :freakout:

[maynard]

you should modify your thinking as 'what would offend normal society'

otherwise i could see you showing up at the door with the corpse of jon bennet ramsey saying "im here for the beer!!"

I was thinking Natalee Holloway. Closer to my age, easier to pull off.

lol kidding!

But no, yeah, that would probably cross the line, even for me.

[Deinfamous]

Damn that pic of me is classic! Can't wait for this!

[beth]

Damn that pic of me is classic! Can't wait for this!

lol i have no normal pics of you three knuckleheads so i picked the funniest one :o)

[robhyx]

YES!

This is going to FUCKING ROOL!

[beth]

you should modify your thinking as 'what would offend normal society'

otherwise i could see you showing up at the door with the corpse of jon bennet ramsey saying "im here for the beer!!"

HEY

i'm gonna be JonBenet Ramsey :neener:

[kat5000]

oh goodness here it comes

[RAMIRO]

as with every other party at the terrordome i have been to..
i will be getting crunk!
with my bottle of whatever i do so choose to bring this time!!
*one of those medals has my name on it*

and yes

SHENANIGANS WILL BE AFOOT YET AGAIN!
*you have been warned*

[kat5000]

i love the word shenanigans

[maynard]

HEY

i'm gonna be JonBenet Ramsey :neener:

Are you really?

That will make my idea a bit more acceptable

[ChildoftheBeat]

Ha. Full of ROOL.



Where's the costume ideas people??

[Jewcus]

HEY

i'm gonna be JonBenet Ramsey :neener:

yes, with natzi symbols all over it from what i hear

[kat5000]

Ha. Full of ROOL.



Where's the costume ideas people??

i think the one good idea i had like a month ago fell through & i haven't put much time into it since then. *starts plotting*

[beth]

yes, with natzi symbols all over it from what i hear

JonBenet Ramsey-Hitler-Abortion

i might just be a JonBenet Ramsey Abortion tho. i dont know how to sew swastikas and i'd feel kinda silly asking someone for help lol

[ChildoftheBeat]

My creativity is broken :puppydog:




OH! I know! I'll bring my friend Rob! (Wait that would only offend 2 people... Piss)

[ChildoftheBeat]

I can sew

[RAMIRO]

Ha. Full of ROOL.



Where's the costume ideas people??


there was only a super long ass thread about it previous..


FAIL

:hitwithrock:

[Jewcus]

JonBenet Ramsey-Hitler-Abortion

i might just be a JonBenet Ramsey Abortion tho. i dont know how to sew swastikas and i'd feel kinda silly asking someone for help lol

ya i can see the conversation going like this

"ahem, excuse me, are you a seamstress?"
"why yes i am, how can i help you?"
"well, i have this dress here.."
"oh yes, what a lovely dress that is"
"uh huh, and im trying to sew some swastikas on it so i can go as a jonbenet ramsey, hitler, abortion character to this party, can you help?"



"wat?"

[imabagel]

here's one for ya, Des


come as a cracked out Amy Winehouse :D


its the first thing i thought of, since i just met u like 3 days ago

[Muramasa]

OH NO.

I just realized that I'm going to be in Florida while this is going on.

Beth, I think you understand more than anyone why this makes me EXTRA sad.:crying2:

[beth]

here's one for ya.


come as a cracked out Amy Winehouse :D

LOL!

now thats offensive!

[BPMninja]

Someone should go as Legba's ass. (http://www.buzzlife.com/forums/showthread.php?t=109578)

It's offensive in so many ways.

[SOUL4SALE]

noooooice

[HelenKeller]

Something DC Madam-esque will NOT leave my head... but I'm having trouble peicing it together..... hrmmm...

[HelenKeller]

My creativity is broken :puppydog:




OH! I know! I'll bring my friend Rob! (Wait that would only offend 2 people... Piss)
:afterbuzz:

OMG, I love you.

[ChildoftheBeat]

here's one for ya, Des


come as a cracked out Amy Winehouse :D


its the first thing i thought of, since i just met u like 3 days ago
OMG its perfect.

Wait.... WHY THE FUCK DOES EVERYONE KEEP TELLING ME I LOOK LIKE HER?!?!? That bitch is busted.


btw- we met like 2 years ago but since neither of us remember I'll let it go :D

[thelazee1]

haha nice theme!!

[ChildoftheBeat]

:afterbuzz:

OMG, I love you.

YES. The one person who would get it. Thank you.


And I'll go as your hooker. As long as I can be a cracked out amy winehouse hooker. Its so perfect for my downward spiral Desiree of darkness theme.

[cherri sassis]

awesome

[beth]

oh, and the official drink @ this party will not be purple drank like usual -

it will be "2 Girls 1 Cup" drank - which consists of frozen mudslides :yummy:

Frozen Mudslide recipe
2 oz vodka
2 oz Kahlua® coffee liqueur
2 oz Bailey's® Irish cream
6 oz vanilla ice cream
Blend alcohol with ice-cream. Serve in a frosted glass.

kim says you can get hurricane mix pre-blended. sounds easy enough to make :o)

[HelenKeller]

oh, and the official drink @ this party will not be purple drank like usual -

it will be "2 Girls 1 Cup" drank - which consists of frozen mudslides :yummy:

Frozen Mudslide recipe
2 oz vodka
2 oz Kahlua® coffee liqueur
2 oz Bailey's® Irish cream
6 oz vanilla ice cream
Blend alcohol with ice-cream. Serve in a frosted glass.

kim says you can get hurricane mix pre-blended. sounds easy enough to make :o)

:affection:

[Synz]

:eddie: imagine this guy in chaps and leather.

oh yes.

[Jewcus]

assless chaps?

[feelfree]

JonBenet Ramsey-Hitler-Abortion

i might just be a JonBenet Ramsey Abortion tho. i dont know how to sew swastikas and i'd feel kinda silly asking someone for help lol


always to the left, never to the right

_b-sharp_

[RAMIRO]

assless chaps?

Chapless ASses?!

[Tatts4Life]

And Beth:

Since I'm sadly not going to be able to make your super awesome party full of happy...

Please make sure people get RickRoll'd, since I'll be unable to do so myself. For me? You promised! :D
WTF???? Why won't you be there? :sadblue:

[Synz]

assless chaps?


it was recently pointed out to me that while assless chaps definitely makes the chaps sound awesomer... aren't all chaps assless?

assless yes. access no.

[Tatts4Life]

Katie and I need to start thinking on costumes to wear.

[Jewcus]

WTF???? Why won't you be there? :sadblue:

she's going to the Michigan music conference

[LizE]

WTF???? Why won't you be there? :sadblue:
DEMF. I'll be in Detroit that weekend. :)

I'll be at the next party though. I don't think I've missed one party yet. And I'll never miss a party at the Terrordome unless I have a good reason to.

:sok:

[Jewcus]

it was recently pointed out to me that while assless chaps definitely makes the chaps sound awesomer... aren't all chaps assless?

assless yes. access no.

http://modblog.bmezine.com/wp-content/uploads/200512201040-pix1.jpg

[beth]

DEMF, i thought

[beth]

http://modblog.bmezine.com/wp-content/uploads/200512201040-pix1.jpg

is that sanborn?

[LizE]

she's going to the Michigan music conference
:afterbuzz:

:neener:

[Jewcus]

is that sanborn?

i thought the same thing when i saw it

[solace72]

I so fucking down for this party.

I am even on call this night, but I could really give a fuck, because this shit is going to be the jam of all jams.

<3 Terrordome parties :freakout:

[solace72]

oh, and the official drink @ this party will not be purple drank like usual -

it will be "2 Girls 1 Cup" drank - which consists of frozen mudslides :yummy:

Frozen Mudslide recipe
2 oz vodka
2 oz Kahlua® coffee liqueur
2 oz Bailey's® Irish cream
6 oz vanilla ice cream
Blend alcohol with ice-cream. Serve in a frosted glass.

kim says you can get hurricane mix pre-blended. sounds easy enough to make :o)

LOL simply awesome.

[ao125]

2 girls 1 cup drank.... bwahahaha

[beth]

d'oh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

misha just had to cancel :o(

give me a couple days and ill figure some shit out.

[ao125]

OMG its perfect.

Wait.... WHY THE FUCK DOES EVERYONE KEEP TELLING ME I LOOK LIKE HER?!?!? That bitch is busted.


btw- we met like 2 years ago but since neither of us remember I'll let it go :D


Are you a walking train-wreck? That might be why...

[Shakey]

this thing is going to be epic.
i have an idea for my costume, but i'm not letting anyone know!

[Jewcus]

Are you a walking train-wreck? That might be why...

:popcorn2:

[DjLantern]

mega house party massive!

[HelenKeller]

Are you a walking train-wreck? That might be why...
:afterbuzz:

Put it this way... after hearing a dj competely screw his set this past wknd, she walked up and said to me: "Wow... well, I'm glad I'm not the only trainwreck here tonight. Woot Woot!" hahahaha

[beth]

:afterbuzz:

Put it this way... after hearing a dj competely screw his set this past wknd, she walked up and said to me: "Wow... well, I'm glad I'm not the only trainwreck here tonight. Woot Woot!" hahahaha

brilliant!

[konkretejungleva]

ITS SO FUCKING ON!

[Tatts4Life]

d'oh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

misha just had to cancel :o(

give me a couple days and ill figure some shit out.
That sucks

[LizE]

brilliant!
LOL

Check your rep. I just had a costume idea for someone. Whatcha think? Maybe not offensive enough but still :afterbuzz: nonetheless. :D

[beth]

That sucks

yeah i'm pretty bummed.

i've had him confirmed since march but i guess a buncha shit came up for him so he cant make it anymore. :o(

[Jewcus]

yeah i'm pretty bummed.

i've head him confirmed since march but i guess a buncha shit came up for him so he cant make it anymore. :o(

he got offended, didnt he?

[beth]

he got offended, didnt he?

lol i gave him fair warning, so no i dont think so.

the party is still a few weeks away, so i have a little bit of time to get something else together.

[Alter-Ego]

and another one!

[oh no its nick]

BIG

time to work on my Derek Vineyard costume

[beth]

i just got my costume in the mail and HOLY CRAP its way sluttier than anticipated

:ohnoes:

[beth]

and fuck it

since misha canceled

maybe i'll play....

[Don Miguel Lush]

i just got my costume in the mail and HOLY CRAP its way sluttier than anticipated

:ohnoes:
:tarvis:

[CausedConfusion]

so I'm bringing brass knuckles, knives, guns, a tank, a flame thrower, and 2 lions to this event. Any other suggestions on how I could help make this more of an offensive party?

[beth]

so I'm bringing brass knuckles, knives, guns, a tank, a flame thrower, and 2 lions to this event. Any other suggestions on how I could help make this more of an offensive party?

a monkey flinging poo

actually the idea is to dress up. you could come as brass knuckles, i'll be offended :P

[Tatts4Life]

i just got my costume in the mail and HOLY CRAP its way sluttier than anticipated

:ohnoes:
Well hello there! :tarvis:

[Tatts4Life]

I can't think of a good costume so i think I'm gonna go with a shirt that Katie found online. Now if I can just get my beard to grow to the length it was during the opening party Buzz had at Fur.

[imabagel]

OMG its perfect.

Wait.... WHY THE FUCK DOES EVERYONE KEEP TELLING ME I LOOK LIKE HER?!?!? That bitch is busted.


btw- we met like 2 years ago but since neither of us remember I'll let it go :D

u come as amy winehouse, i'll come as ur crackpipe :)

[Jewcus]

i just got my costume in the mail and HOLY CRAP its way sluttier than anticipated

:ohnoes:

liar, you like it just fine. ive seen the boob shirt

[ChildoftheBeat]

u come as amy winehouse, i'll come as ur crackpipe :)

Ooooo its so peeerfect

[Perpetuum]

Ill Omen and I have decided to change it up and do a 95 - 00 Metalheadz set. Ol skool sounds abounds.

[Matt Sanborn]

and fuck it

since misha canceled

maybe i'll play....


ohnoes

more wipah kru

[Don Miguel Lush]

matt should dress like a goat and someone should sodomize him with a frozen german sausage.....


just for the funny image of it.

[Matt Sanborn]

matt should dress like a goat and someone should sodomize him with a frozen german sausage.....


just for the funny image of it.


I may skip this one.

I am easily offended

[beth]

I may skip this one.

I am easily offended

so you can sit at home dressed up like the vagina you are?

[Matt Sanborn]

so you can sit at home dressed up like the vagina you are?


something like that

[Don Miguel Lush]

so you can sit at home dressed up like the vagina you are?
<blink>O H S N A P</blink>

[Jungle Jessi]

BOOYAH!!!

so i have been trying to think up a good costume and i am totally bummed that my brusies from the ministry show are starting to fade, because so far the front runner is an irish housewife.

beth, lets go fuck up another mosh pit. :wink:

[malleus]

BOOYAH!!!
, because so far the front runner is an irish housewife.

well you would spend all of your time praying and squirting babies out, so you would have no fun at the peeertay, dear!

[malleus]

I may skip this one.

I am easily offended


whew! good, there will be one less jew there

[Matt Sanborn]

whew! good, there will be one less jew there


:thumbsup:

[beth]

matt is fresh outta comebacks tonight.

[Tatts4Life]

matt is fresh outta comebacks tonight.
did he ever get his barrel of tequila back? he might be feeling separation anxiety.

[Matt Sanborn]

did he ever get his barrel of tequila back? he might be feeling separation anxiety.


My barrel is sitting where I left it. I keep forgetting to grab it.

[Shakey]

d'oh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

misha just had to cancel :o(

give me a couple days and ill figure some shit out.

yeah, something about his visa. he had to go back overseas for a few weeks.

:(

i went to modern last night and he had to cancel, then unknown error had to cancel last minute because his ride (his sister in rockville) apparently had a fever or something. but it was good times nonetheless. listened to some good tunes, got plastered, etc.

the offensive party will still be the jam, have no doubts!!

[RAMIRO]

ohnoes

more wipah kru


INSIDE THE RIODE?!!


CAN I GET SOME FLUID?!?

[Matt Sanborn]

INSIDE THE RIODE?!!


CAN I GET SOME FLUID?!?


its very precious.

[beth]

INSIDE THE RIODE?!!


CAN I GET SOME FLUID?!?

WICKED MIND SELEKTA

LET ME SEE THE RHYTHM

INSIDE!

its very precious.

:puddle:

[Matt Sanborn]

:puddle:


I need to talk to Hart asap.

[ChildoftheBeat]

INSIDE THE RIODE?!!


CAN I GET SOME FLUID?!?

YES.

[Jungle Jessi]

well you would spend all of your time praying and squirting babies out, so you would have no fun at the peeertay, dear!

but there would be potatoes 'o plenty, which is definitely a bonus.

besides....any good irish housewife can pray and pop out babies while chugging a pint of guiness so i think there will still be fun to be had. :wink:

[decoy]

wow, that does look pretty awesome.

[Chrississippi]

Beth's parties always rule :raveon:

[LaZyCrZy]

i will try and make it to one of these parties beth! and this looks goooood

[imabagel]

Ooooo its so peeerfect

u DO realize that your lips would have to be on me a majority of the night... right?













i know, im such a gentleman :D

[imabagel]

btw, im totally excited. and stuff. im totally pre-earning my crunk medal

[Vicky]

i may come out of hibernation for this :)

[sxulcmnky]

yay! can't wait... need help with a costume....

[iijolieii]

btw, im totally excited. and stuff. im totally pre-earning my crunk medal

does this mean that you're no longer doing the completely sober thing? that couch is going to be lonely!

[beth]

does this mean that you're no longer doing the completely sober thing? that couch is going to be lonely!

if anything, i think larry deserves a crunk medal for staying sober through each one of the house parties AND is able to hang throughout the entire time.

when i take a hiatus from drinking, i'm passed out by 10:30. lol

[iijolieii]

if anything, i think larry deserves a crunk medal for staying sober through each one of the house parties AND is able to hang throughout the entire time.

when i take a hiatus from drinking, i'm passed out by 10:30. lol

oh most def!


this party is going to be dope. :bananarider:

[beth]

hope so! ive been working on it for about a month now. i have a whole buncha shit up my sleeves..

[beth]

i wonder if anyone is going to top Alec for the Ultimate Krunk Medal ...?


http://a901.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/41/l_215f94b48cb92cb6b1b40b71ac2f798c.jpg

[iijolieii]

Can there be a too offensive costume? Is that even possible? lol

[lupitanahsee]

kim the cunt punch cougar LMAO

:afterbuzz:

[Jungle Jessi]

i wonder if anyone is going to top Alec for the Ultimate Krunk Medal ...?


http://a901.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/41/l_215f94b48cb92cb6b1b40b71ac2f798c.jpg

i am going to place my bet on "no fucking way".

[ao125]

and fuck it

since misha canceled

maybe i'll play....

<img src="http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:ql5bXmuk75R0MM:http://www.budgetappliances.co.nz/images/Simpson_Dryer.jpg"> + <img src="http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:Rq8-xyHPVmwOyM:http://howsyouredge.com/sneakers/sneakersSide.jpg">



<img src="http://cao2.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/trainwreck.jpeg">








Then again, it is drum & bass anyway.

[beth]

SPECIAL ROFL SET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ive been practicing

:glcaroline:

[ao125]

riiiiiiiight ;)

[beth]

i am going to place my bet on "no fucking way".

i'd place my money on binger

he's done some crazy shit too

[ao125]

Can there be a too offensive costume? Is that even possible? lol

Can God make a rock so heavy that He can't lift it? You'll never know unless you try.

[iijolieii]

awesome. :ANden:

[lupitanahsee]

ohnoes

more wipah kru

WIPAH RULES YOU

[sxulcmnky]

rob you are full of insight this morning

[ao125]

rob you are full of insight this morning

You should read my new book: Zen and the Art of <strike>Motorcycle Maintenance</strike> Being a Dick.

[Utopium]

if anything, i think larry deserves a crunk medal for staying sober through each one of the house parties AND is able to hang throughout the entire time.

when i take a hiatus from drinking, i'm passed out by 10:30. lol
Hey!

[beth]

Hey!

youre not still hanging out on my couch the next day watching people drinking themselves stupid :P

[sxulcmnky]

You should read my new book: Zen and the Art of <strike>Motorcycle Maintenance</strike> Being a Dick.
:spit:

[Shakey]

I am soooo excited for this!!! :freakout:

I will be bringing mass amounts of liquor and possibly some snacks!

Beth, If there is any other way I can help out with this, please don't hesitate to let me know!

[Matt Sanborn]

WIPAH RULES YOU


shizer queen on the mic is funny.

[RAMIRO]

WIPAH RULES YOU


slowly but surely ...


everyone will be in the known!

[lupitanahsee]

slowly but surely ...


everyone will be in the known!
sadly, you werent in miami. but after that, matt is a fully inducted member. we hazed him and errrrything.

[RAMIRO]

ive noticed!!

but have not been informed of his "name"






*i miss out on all the good fun these days :puppydog:

[Chrississippi]

Can there be a too offensive costume? Is that even possible? lol


I hope not, because what I'm thinking of wearing is REALLY going to offend just about EVERYBODY. So much so that I'm thinking about bringing an extra change of clothing just in case.

[Abduction]

Yes, Matt was fully inducted into the Rave Hall of Fame Presented By The Wipah Crew

[Matt Sanborn]

Yes, Matt was fully inducted into the Rave Hall of Fame Presented By The Wipah Crew


Yeah Lee knighted me with one of Kim's dildos.

[Chrississippi]

um, I just going to let my imagination run away with that.

[Jill]

Yeah Lee knighted me with one of Kim's dildos.

It was a really beautiful ceremony.

[iijolieii]

I still have yet to see a guy on guy makeout session at the terrordome parties. :ranton:

bunchopussies!

[ao125]

Yeah Lee knighted me with one of Kim's dildos.

Was it the butt one?

[Chrississippi]

OK.


:needpics:

[Jill]

i dont know how to sew swastikas and i'd feel kinda silly asking someone for help lol

This statement is full of win and awesome.

If it was winter time I would totally make another gingerbread Auschwitz.

[Shakey]

ugh, my friend melissa is coming up with some super sick costume ideas for me for this party.
some ones that are making even MY stomach turn. but, i still think I am going to go with my original idea.

It's cheap, and it is REALLY FUCKING OFFENSIVE.

[lupitanahsee]

It was a really beautiful ceremony.
then in celebration, dion gave peter the goat, the proceded to try and crap on the floor.

[lupitanahsee]

Was it the butt one?
totally. i would not have it ANY other way.

matt is speschul

[beth]

then in celebration, dion gave peter the goat, the proceded to try and crap on the floor.

its funny becuase its true

VIVA MIAMI!!

[Matt Sanborn]

its funny becuase its true

VIVA MIAMI!!


VIVA WHITE LION

[beth]

This statement is full of win and awesome.

If it was winter time I would totally make another gingerbread Auschwitz.


OMG OMG OMG OMG

WE TOTALLY NEED TO MAKE ANOTHER GINGERBREAD AUSCHWITZ FOR THIS PARTY

i'm sure i can find a kit on ebay or soemthing. we can put members of the Teller family in line for the shower :P

[lupitanahsee]

burt reynolds

[Matt Sanborn]

OMG OMG OMG OMG

WE TOTALLY NEED TO MAKE ANOTHER GINGERBREAD AUSCHWITZ FOR THIS PARTY

i'm sure i can find a kit on ebay or soemthing. we can put members of the Teller family in line for the shower :P



:sok:

[lupitanahsee]

i have a gingerbread house kit on top of the fridge...didnt make it at xmas :)

[Matt Sanborn]

Im running around all night shooting beth with an airzooka

[beth]

Im running around all night shooting beth with an airzooka

hey! youre supposed to be acquiring an airzooka for me for MY use!

[lupitanahsee]

im getting a super soaker for this one

[lupitanahsee]

Im running around all night shooting beth with an airzooka
and if its the ones jessi has that she won at dave n busters, shes already promised them to my kid :neener:

[Chrississippi]

ugh, my friend melissa is coming up with some super sick costume ideas for me for this party.
some ones that are making even MY stomach turn. but, i still think I am going to go with my original idea.

It's cheap, and it is REALLY FUCKING OFFENSIVE.

NO WAY! mine's more offensive!!

wouldn't it be funny if we both wore the same thing?

I may just puss out and not come as anything.

[beth]

i have a gingerbread house kit on top of the fridge...didnt make it at xmas :)

PERFECT

lets get together the weekend before and make some magic

holla

[Matt Sanborn]

hey! youre supposed to be acquiring an airzooka for me for MY use!


I wonder what effect the airzooka will have on people with really short skirts on.

[Funshine]

http://www.fwditon.com/attachments/2007/8/20/118759556851_ninjatampon040107om2.jpg

[lupitanahsee]

PERFECT

lets get together the weekend before and make some magic

holla
we have to figure out how to make the ppl....unless we get gi joes or something.

[beth]

we have to figure out how to make the ppl....unless we get gi joes or something.

gingerbread men

[Matt Sanborn]

and if its the ones jessi has that she won at dave n busters, shes already promised them to my kid :neener:


Jessie and I won those together thank you very much.

[GiveMeFunkyBeats]

http://www.fwditon.com/attachments/2007/8/20/118759556851_ninjatampon040107om2.jpg


that is so wrong. :whack:

[ChildoftheBeat]

u DO realize that your lips would have to be on me a majority of the night... right?













i know, im such a gentleman :D


Ha. I actually typed "Only if I can suck on your head all night..." and then realized what that sounded like

[lupitanahsee]

Jessie and I won those together thank you very much.
lol she already promised them to tor. youll have to fight her for em.

[Chrississippi]

http://www.fwditon.com/attachments/2007/8/20/118759556851_ninjatampon040107om2.jpg

A maxi pad Ninja.


Wow.

[Matt Sanborn]

lol she already promised them to tor. youll have to fight her for em.


She can have them. we just want to borrow one for this party. :wink:

[Chrississippi]

KIM AND MATT.

The only way to settle this is a stripper pole showdown.

[beth]

and if its the ones jessi has that she won at dave n busters, shes already promised them to my kid :neener:

it is, but i only wanna use it at the party. tory can have it for keeps :o)

but you know

i might as well get my own

cuz i want one of the HUGE ones

[Matt Sanborn]

cuz i want one of the HUGE ones


too easy

[beth]

http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/warfare/729d/

:drool:

[Matt Sanborn]

that megazooka is cool cuz it actually has a trigger

[beth]

too easy

you should just come dressed as yourself, assmunch

[Matt Sanborn]

you should just come dressed as yourself, assmunch


cmon now. you know me.

you thought I was going to dress up?

[Tatts4Life]

im getting a super soaker for this one
In that case I'll be wearing my bathing suit or at least bring an other change of clothes.

[Matt Sanborn]

wait wait- no more water guns for the beaner

[Funshine]

In that case I'll be wearing my bathing suit or at least bring an other change of clothes.
http://www.theginblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/borat.jpg

[lupitanahsee]

KIM AND MATT.

The only way to settle this is a stripper pole showdown.
only if vagborn wears a gstring.

[CausedConfusion]

a monkey flinging poo

actually the idea is to dress up. you could come as brass knuckles, i'll be offended :P

well in that case ill come dressed up as hitler. I'll probably offend everyone, including myself.

Haha a jew dressed up as hitler

[Jill]

we have to figure out how to make the ppl....unless we get gi joes or something.
http://pfcookies.com/images/products/homestylegingerman.jpg

[lupitanahsee]

http://pfcookies.com/images/products/homestylegingerman.jpg
the gingerbread house i have may be too small for those :(:(

[stormryder]

Fuck....imma be in Detroit this weekend.

:`(

[Matt Sanborn]

who invited Evan the Jew??

[Funshine]

we have to figure out how to make the ppl....unless we get gi joes or something.
Lego Men!

[Matt Sanborn]

only if vagborn wears a gstring.


baby, I always wear a gstring

[Jewcus]

who invited Evan the Jew??

the s.s.

[lupitanahsee]

baby, I always wear a gstring
boys with them gstrings on, dont need no panty lines

[Chrississippi]

Fuck....imma be in Detroit this weekend.

:`(


What does that have to do with the cost of rice in China?


The party is three weekends from now. :)

[beth]

What does that have to do with the cost of rice in China?


The party is three weekends from now. :)

nah he means that my party coincides with DEMF, so we're gonna be missin a few terrordome regulars - liz, sean and chico

[Chrississippi]

ohhhhhhhh.

:angel:

[Tatts4Life]

this thread is impossible to keep up with. every time i check it there are 20 new posts

[beth]

ohhhhhhhh.

:angel:

i believe this weekend is labor day weekend so some folks may be outta town. if anything, the house wont get too overpacked again heh

[GiveMeFunkyBeats]

i believe this weekend is labor day weekend so some folks may be outta town. if anything, the house wont get too overpacked again heh


memorial day :wink:

labor day is in september.

[Matt Sanborn]

memorial day :wink:

labor day is in september.


you so smart

[GiveMeFunkyBeats]

you so smart


i have a ginormous calendar stuck on my wall.

[beth]

:sillyme:

youre right. doh wins

i'm lookin forward to the day off on monday, that is for sure :o)

[LizE]

nah he means that my party coincides with DEMF, so we're gonna be missin a few terrordome regulars - liz, sean and chico
:glcaroline:

We will totally call you up and shout obscene and offensive things into the phone while we're all at DEMF. We can participate from afar. :D

LOL DEMF/Offensive Party conference call... :ponder:

[Jungle Jessi]

:sillyme:

youre right. doh wins

i'm lookin forward to the day off on monday, that is for sure :o)

FUCK YES.

i am know i am going to need it like whoa.

[Utopium]

:glcaroline:

We will totally call you up and shout obscene and offensive things into the phone while we're all at DEMF. We can participate from afar. :D

LOL DEMF/Offensive Party conference call... :ponder:
Thats not enough. We demand you send offensive pictures and video from your phones as well.

[LizE]

Thats not enough. We demand you send offensive pictures and video from your phones as well.
Hahahahaha I was thinking of that too.

[Abduction]

So I'm really thinking I need to come dressed up like an SS soldier* but I have a problem.

I'm not going to drive to Beth's house in that get-up.


Can you imagine pumping gas in a full SS regalia staring people down, or them staring you down.


*I'm working on putting together a uniform, but I'm not real keen on having nazi shit mailed to my house.

[Quannum Logic]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/c4/Human_Feces.jpg/747px-Human_Feces.jpg

[Matt Sanborn]

*I'm working on putting together a uniform, but I'm not real keen on having nazi shit mailed to my house.


You are such a liar. You showed me your GIANT collection of Nazi uniforms.

this man is a faker.

[Jill]

You are such a liar. You showed me your GIANT collection of Nazi uniforms.

this man is a faker.

You should see his collection of Star Wars costumes.

[Matt Sanborn]

You should see his collection of Star Wars costumes.

please make him be R2D2

[Jungle Jessi]

i'd place my money on binger

he's done some crazy shit too

lol.....my gut reaction is to declare a battle.......but that would make disaster imminent.....so maybe not.

[Jill]

please make him be R2D2

I think we can arrange that, he rarely uses that one in the sexual role playing. Chewbacca gets a lot of action though.

[Utopium]

I think we can arrange that, he rarely uses that one in the sexual role playing. Chewbacca gets a lot of action though.
So you like to think of him as someone with less body hair?

[beth]

lol this thread just made some serious left turns

thanks for the poop, alec. now i'm offended! hehehe

[beth]

So I'm really thinking I need to come dressed up like an SS soldier* but I have a problem.

I'm not going to drive to Beth's house in that get-up.


Can you imagine pumping gas in a full SS regalia staring people down, or them staring you down.


*I'm working on putting together a uniform, but I'm not real keen on having nazi shit mailed to my house.

you can change at my house :o)

you can use ross's room and maybe y'all can sword fight each other too

hubbahubba

[Jill]

So you like to think of him as someone with less body hair?

:haha:

[Matt Sanborn]

I think we can arrange that, he rarely uses that one in the sexual role playing. Chewbacca gets a lot of action though.



"EEERRAUUUGHHHRRG (<--chewbacca noise) *SMACK* EEERRAUUUGHHHRRG *SLAP*

[Jewcus]

so apparently ebay still does not have any natzi outfits for sell. what kinda bullshit is that?

[beth]

so apparently ebay still does not have any natzi outfits for sell. what kinda bullshit is that?

i tried looking for hitler posters on ebay but was unsuccessfull

i found a whole range of other silly shit on there instead. i'ma keep my mouth zipped til the party tho :wink:

edit - lucas check yer rep

[Matt Sanborn]

i tried looking for hitler posters on ebay but was unsuccessfull

i found a whole range of other silly shit on there instead. i'ma keep my mouth zipped til the party tho :wink:


:cheerleader:

[Jewcus]

i tried looking for hitler posters on ebay but was unsuccessfull

i found a whole range of other silly shit on there instead. i'ma keep my mouth zipped til the party tho :wink:

edit - lucas check yer rep

sweet! thanks beth, i didnt know that had happened. im going back to plan a.

[juicyjay]

haha i am just now finishing reading this thread.

i am excitedddd

[maynard]

LOL, I'm enlisting the help of co-workers for thinking of a costume, I had no idea some of these people were so diabolical.

[Tatts4Life]

So I'm really thinking I need to come dressed up like an SS soldier* but I have a problem.

I'm not going to drive to Beth's house in that get-up.


Can you imagine pumping gas in a full SS regalia staring people down, or them staring you down.


*I'm working on putting together a uniform, but I'm not real keen on having nazi shit mailed to my house.
Check out the shirt I'm gonna be wearing. Can you imagine me getting out of the car wearing this to pump gas.

http://www.freewebs.com/ttshirt/viewblack.jpg

[lupitanahsee]

I think we can arrange that, he rarely uses that one in the sexual role playing. Chewbacca gets a lot of action though.
LMAO

you gotta make your wookie express himself

[Utopium]

Check out the shirt I'm gonna be wearing. Can you imagine me getting out of the car wearing this to pump gas.

http://www.freewebs.com/ttshirt/viewblack.jpg
You should wear that when withdrawing money from your bank account.

[ao125]

I just saw this:


* no sex in my bed
* no pissing in my bed

The two really go hand-in-hand, don't they? What about both at the same time?

[Jewcus]

she didnt say anything about no masturbation in the bed

[Tatts4Life]

You should wear that when withdrawing money from your bank account.
Katie had to sign a waiver when she got the shirt.

[beth]

NOTHING NAUGHTY IN MY BED

unless its me, clearly.

[Matt Sanborn]

I just saw this:



The two really go hand-in-hand, don't they? What about both at the same time?


RULES ARE MADE FOR BREAKING!!!

but not those rules.

her bed is too nice to be peed in.

[Jewcus]

NOTHING NAUGHTY IN MY BED

unless its me, clearly.

so lets say, your in the room too, possibly with chair and martini. would it be acceptable then?

[lupitanahsee]

NOTHING NAUGHTY IN MY BED

unless its me, clearly.
but i was planning on fisting the winner of the costume contest in your bed :puppydog:

[ao125]

NOTHING NAUGHTY IN MY BED

unless its me, clearly.

Is that an offer?

[ao125]

RULES ARE MADE FOR BREAKING!!!

but not those rules.

her bed is too nice to be peed in.

Good lord Matt, when did you get old?

[Jewcus]

but i was planning on fisting the winner of the costume contest in your bed :puppydog:

anal fisting?

[Matt Sanborn]

Good lord Matt, when did you get old?


Im just saying....I peed in her bed last week and she got REALLY mad.

[lupitanahsee]

anal fisting?
well duh is there any other kind?

[Jewcus]

well duh is there any other kind?

god i had my fingers crossed you would say this
:bbjohnson:

[ao125]

Im just saying....I peed in her bed last week and she got REALLY mad.

I'm pretty sure if you leave a mint on her pillow afterwards, it's okay.

[lupitanahsee]

god i had my fingers crossed you would say this
:bbjohnson:
hahaha i aint slik

[beth]

but i was planning on fisting the winner of the costume contest in your bed :puppydog:

Hart's bed is OK

[lupitanahsee]

SCORE!

[Matt Sanborn]

Hart's bed is OK


yeah Hart's bed sees PLENTY of anal fisting anyway.