2/1 (FRI) - SNATCH @ Ultrabar - LJ MTX / ARK / Christauff

[DJ Ciconte]

Snatch @ Ultrabar

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Guest List:
The way to skip the line is to find the person in front with the clipboard. they have our guest list. Ask them for the "Snatch" guest list.
they'll give you a ticket for admission and instead of standing in the line on the right (closest to the building) you can move to the much shorter line on the left.

See you all this Friday!

[Pseudo Society]

Ark did a damn fine performance when they spun at GLOW last :D

[christauff]

This is a very edgy flyer. lol.

[ramz]

:rimshot:

[mattifolks]

Jump! Jump!

[christauff]

:rimshot:

and the big star goes to Ramz for his sense of irony and sarcasm.

[ljmtx]

Yes Ark definitely knows how to show up and do it proper!! I'm really stoked about opening for these guys! Do we have some links that we can post to their sets? website? myspace? etc?

[Dainbramage]

Love the flyer, but last I checked Snatch isn't spelled "Snacth"...

[Catalyst]

i am disappointed by this Snacth flyer

[ljmtx]

That's apparently what happens when you "Wack a Snatch." It becomes a Snacth :bonk:

[DJ Ciconte]

I was hungry you bastards.

I will fix tonight.

:rofl:

[Dainbramage]

It's pretty dark outside yet the Snatch is still crooked...

[ljmtx]

Yay it's fixed!

[ramz]

except that next week is 2/8, not 2/1... :wink:

[mattifolks]

poor rob, his mojo is tired...

[christauff]

i am disappointed by this Snacth flyer

Tell us of your disappointment Cliff...

As you elaborate, could you expound on how this flyer makes you "feel".

According to Wikipedia: Disappointment is the emotion felt when a strongly held expectation of something desired is not met.

How did this flyer fail you Cliff?

:booty:

[ramz]

he strongly held the expectation of boobs.

[DJ Coalescence]

Bump! :D

[DYNOBYT]

Looks great guys.:rastanana:

[andiR]

he strongly held the expectation of boobs.
oh LORD! Big boobs does not a woman make Im so sick of the boobs! and its called Snatch not Boobland :slap:

[ramz]

hey, I didn't say that _I_ strongly held the expectation of boobs... :shrug: / :elad:

[andiR]

Did i say "jason you suck?" nooooooooo- infact i think youre super ninja-like woah!!! :P

[InkChic78]

i haven't seen boobs on a flyer since the NYE flyer. wtf! :ANden:

[mattifolks]

"to boob?" or "not to boob?"...that is the question...

[andiR]

"to boob?" or "not to boob?"...that is the question...
to each their own. i don't like boobs. too in your face makes stuff look skanky. thats my humble opinion. I like the new flyers alot more because theyre more "Artistic". Sex sells yes but it also gets old seeing the same things being "put out"....... but back to the subject of the flyers- why is called whack a snatch and not whack a DJ?? :bonk:

[ramz]

Did i say "jason you suck?" nooooooooo- infact i think youre super ninja-like woah!!! :P
:woot:

finally some recognition in this fucking place...

[andiR]

oh crap! i didnt mean to give any recognition!! :x lol! i GUESS you're all alright.... but don't get all egotistical now!! ♥ OOOOH my day is ALMOST over and i get to go see the bestest guy ever!!!

[InkChic78]

:woot:

finally some recognition in this fucking place...


...wait...

who are you?



:smooch:

[Dainbramage]

Moving past Jason's ego... I'm really thinking this is going to be a hot night! LJ opening will be on point, ARK kills, and the Stauff will finish it off right!

[ljmtx]

Moving past Jason's ego... I'm really thinking this is going to be a hot night! LJ opening will be on point, ARK kills, and the Stauff will finish it off right!

Thank you Dain. I will try not to disappoint. I'm comin' hard with the funk this week!



P.S. You suck Jason!

[ramz]

oh crap! i didnt mean to give any recognition!! :x lol! i GUESS you're all alright.... but don't get all egotistical now!! ♥ OOOOH my day is ALMOST over and i get to go see the bestest guy ever!!!
does he hit you if you don't say nice things like that publicly?

[andiR]

mmmmm no. he doesnt hit me. he laughs and says im cute :p :neener neener:

[mattifolks]

ARK is pretty huge for this small space...:woot: on the booking :woot: on the flyer and :woot: on LJ taking over the joint, like for good...

[ljmtx]

As things are shaping up this may be the un-official Teize release party!! Teize is now registered on Beatport, and the single should be dropping any minute...

[Dainbramage]

Congrats LJ, and Andi, know you guys have been working your butts off for it!

[mattifolks]

Teize me baby!

[ljmtx]

So I heard that there are gonna be flying panties this week...

[ramz]

you say that as though it's different from any other week....

[DJ Psymon]

Wow man, nice find bringin ARK down! That's gonna be the hottness! count me in!

[mattifolks]

So I heard that there are gonna be flying panties this week...

more like a sling-shot apparatus being loaded in beforehand...

and jeebus is gonna be there rockin! :jeebus:

[Jenni XO]

Too bad I'll be missing Friday. I've heard good things about ARK!
But I'll see everyone Saturday. :wink:

[ljmtx]

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[andiR]

im gonna cry! how exciting!!!!

[ramz]

congrats you guys... :thumbsup:

[mattifolks]

W>O>W

just more proof that LJ is cooler than everybody, including himself...

[andiR]

As things are shaping up this may be the un-official Teize release party!! Teize is now registered on Beatport, and the single should be dropping any minute...
what is a release party (i mean WHAT is it- i know "what" it is but why is it so special?) and if it's THAT special there should be an OFFICIAL one not "un-official" :p

[JuliaP]

what is a release party (i mean WHAT is it- i know "what" it is but why is it so special?) and if it's THAT special there should be an OFFICIAL one not "un-official" :p
The single dropped on Beat port and I boughted it... Heehee

[ramz]

W>O>W

just more proof that LJ is cooler than everybody, including himself...
could LJ wear a miami vice sports coat that's so cool that he can't find shades to match it?

[ljmtx]

could LJ wear a miami vice sports coat that's so cool that he can't find shades to match it?

LMAO at Matti's comment and oh I have the matching Prada shades, and I will wear both shades and jacket just for you Jason!! If anyone has a cuban cigar...

Esteban is mexican, he must at least have a cousin....

[ljmtx]

The single dropped on Beat port and I boughted it... Heehee

Thanks Julia!

[ramz]

I have a boxful of cubans, actually... been lookin for a good excuse to smokem...

[ramz]

P.S. esteban is not actually mexican, but he does lub the mexican wimmenz... especially the ones as wide as they are tall...

[ljmtx]

LMAO. I'm down for a little Cubano axshun!


...we will fly to Cuba...where it is legal to smoke them of course....

[andiR]

cuban axshun hu? i see how it is. drop the single and then run off with CUBANs. thats way sad :(

[Dainbramage]

I know that this isn't the fashionable reason to be stoked for tomorrow, but I'm actually looking forward to Christauff's closing set...

[christauff]

:respekt:

[mattifolks]

hrmmm, indeed...and the best way to head to cuba is on a fast-boat full of beautiful cuban women...don't think i would know a cubano if you stuffed one in my mouth, lit fuse, and ran...

[ljmtx]

I know that this isn't the fashionable reason to be stoked for tomorrow, but I'm actually looking forward to Christauff's closing set...

As am I!! Christauff is the freakin man!!

[mattifolks]

:jeebus:auff!
:jeebus:auff!
:jeebus:auff!

[ljmtx]

:jeebus:auff!
:jeebus:auff!
:jeebus:auff!


Tell em Mr. Christ

[ramz]

zomg, I'm such a moron...


when I read this yesterday, I was all... jesusauff? what the fuck is that? I'm going to blame it on my post transit hangover/exhaustion... :ontome:

[ljmtx]

almost time! Can't wait to drop this track tonight!

[Dainbramage]

Which one, Punk Rawk?

[ljmtx]

Which one, Punk Rawk?

No, better! It's a little re-edit I did that I'm gonna drop right before Ark jumps on. Prepare for an eruption!

[mattifolks]

zomg, I'm such a moron...

:slap:

...it's funny coz it's true!

[Dainbramage]

Thanks to everyone for coming out last night, and thanks to ARK for tearing it up. Our sincere apologies for the massive amounts of water on the floor that necessitated our closing 2 hours early but stay tuned because we have a surprise in store for next week to make it up to you...

[PimpZtress RaH]

zomg, I'm such a moron...


when I read this yesterday, I was all... jesusauff? what the fuck is that? I'm going to blame it on my post transit hangover/exhaustion... :ontome:
seems like you have a lot of that "post...hangover/exhaustion" I would suggest cutting down on the going out and/or the drinking. It would probably help you with your job, promotion, djing, and your life in general....just a thought.

[PimpZtress RaH]

:slap:

...it's funny coz it's true!
agreed.

[PimpZtress RaH]

I have a boxful of cubans, actually... been lookin for a good excuse to smokem...
Just another testament...his wife rocks -- maybe I will just by LJ his own since I have the "hookup". ;)

[mattifolks]

sorry i missed this guys...sounds like it was good times, tho!

[PimpZtress RaH]

I'll be there next week though... :) wouldn't miss it for the world