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Neptune
2008-01-07, 02:41 PM
ok, so this was a discussion on another message board, and i thought it was VERY buzzboard appropriate.
ladies, would you break-up with a guy if you found out he was taking enzyte (the male enhancement pill)?
also, let me edit this question a little.. it supposed to be a guy you *just* started dating, not a long-term boyfriend.
like, your on your fourth or fifth date and you find it secretly in his bathroom or something.
housecat
2008-01-07, 02:41 PM
No way.
I'd thank him.
Funshine
2008-01-07, 02:45 PM
Break up with him? No.
Whatever he needs to do to keep on keepin on. That'd be like breaking up with someone for taking prozac.
Neptune
2008-01-07, 02:47 PM
i think i might tell him not to take it if i already thought he was more than big enough.
i dont need pain in my sexins.
Funshine
2008-01-07, 02:49 PM
Common Neppie - I thought you were tough and listened to breakcore and ate kittens for breakfast!
housecat
2008-01-07, 02:49 PM
does it work?
I have no idea. Honestly, I'm not a fan of medication at all unless you NEED it. I don't even take Advil or ibuprofen or anything unless I'm in serious pain.
I'd def not break up with someone over it tho.
i doubt it works.
current civil lawsuit alleges Enzyte does not work as advertised[2]. Despite manufacturer claims that Enzyte will increase penis size, girth, firmness, and improve sexual performance, there exists no scientific evidence that Enzyte is capable of these claims. In fact, Enzyte has never been scientifically tested by the FDA, or other independent third party. [3] Accordingly, Enzyte is required by current US law to be marketed as an herbal supplement, and may not legally be called a drug. In keeping with FTC rulings, Enzyte is not allowed to claim these benefits in its advertising. However, as of January 2008, TV commercials for the product still use the phrase "natural male enhancement."
PotBelly
2008-01-07, 02:49 PM
Those commercials are so funny. Very unlike spam for similar products I receive in my email.
The enzyte guy is very scary!
http://blogs.zdnet.com/images/enzyte1.jpg
LuckyShamrock
2008-01-07, 02:51 PM
yes I would
I don't want someone who needs enhancement
:no:
Neptune
2008-01-07, 02:52 PM
Common Neppie - I thought you were tough and listened to breakcore and ate kittens for breakfast!
i mean, i like *some* kinds of pain.. like a good spanking.
i just dont want a bruised cervix ya know?
oh and breakcore - yes
kittens are only to be eaten as a dessert and with hot sauce, not for breakfast.
ChicoMDK
2008-01-07, 02:52 PM
I love there commericals
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I wonder what would happen if someone who didn't need it took it
Funshine
2008-01-07, 02:53 PM
i mean, i like *some* kinds of pain.. like a good spanking.
i just dont want a bruised cervix ya know?
oh and breakcore - yes
kittens are only to be eaten as a dessert and with hot sauce, not for breakfast.
Hmmmm.... any hot sauce suggestions or will normal tabasco work?
Neptune
2008-01-07, 02:54 PM
hmm... the mango habenero from buffalo wind wings would be best IMO
Funshine
2008-01-07, 02:55 PM
*scribbles down notes*
hmm... the mango habenero from buffalo wind wings would be best IMO
B DUBS! :drool:
hand me some asian zing.
ChicoMDK
2008-01-07, 02:57 PM
hmm... the mango habenero from buffalo wind wings would be best IMO
OMG that stuff is awesome I love BWW anyway back to enzyte
Neptune
2008-01-07, 02:58 PM
i think i might be a little put off by a guy that thought he needed it...
but too be honest i would be way more likely to beak up with a guy that *DID* need it.
stihgnob
2008-01-07, 03:02 PM
I want a smiling Bob shirt so badly.
if I were a women I think i'd be more concerned with a man taking viagra than enzyte.
maynard
2008-01-07, 03:03 PM
does it work?
lol, I highly doubt it. It's just a ploy to bilk money from insecure men, and a very ingenious one at that...but a ploy nonetheless.
It's like those pills that are supposed to make a woman's breasts bigger, those apparently do not work either.
GiveMeFunkyBeats
2008-01-07, 03:07 PM
why are you snooping in some guy you are dating's medicine cabinet.
Neptune
2008-01-07, 03:09 PM
why are you snooping in some guy you are dating's medicine cabinet.
maybe you found it in his trash :D
LuckyShamrock
2008-01-07, 03:09 PM
It's like those pills that are supposed to make a woman's breasts bigger, those apparently do not work either.
I actually used to work with someone that they worked for, not extremely well, but you could definately see a difference without clothes on.
Alexis
2008-01-07, 03:10 PM
Break up? :no:
Laugh at him and tease him about his tiny penis complex? :yes:
Matt Sanborn
2008-01-07, 03:13 PM
Break up? :no:
Laugh at him and tease him about his tiny penis complex? :yes:
that goes both ways- I tease Lisa almost daily about having a gigantic vagina.
be honest i would be way more likely to beak up with a guy that *DID* need it.
:star:
I'd much prefer a guy take something to correct the problem (assuming there is one), then refuse to admit there is a problem because it's a threat to his "manhood" or whatever.
maynard
2008-01-07, 03:13 PM
Break up? :no:
Laugh at him and tease him about his tiny penis complex? :yes:
Somehow, I think the two might become related. :afterbuzz:
velvetgoldmire
2008-01-07, 03:14 PM
That would be a weak, immature, and shallow reason to break up with someone. That stuff is basically a marketing ploy, which means that if it is helping him, it's psychosematically. So the reason you are going to break up with him is because of his self-consciousness about sexual performance. Plus, considering that over half of the men who take actual ED medication take them recreationally, chances are that he has it to give more of a boost to make sex more enjoyable for all.
I don't understand why, out of all of the things a guy could do to be break-up worthy, this would be an issue.
badkitty3804
2008-01-07, 03:14 PM
ENZYTE: GET UP AND DANCE!
(Sorry. Nothing will ever beat that title for Rob's old mix)
And as long as the kat can still work it in the sack, who cares?
velvetgoldmire
2008-01-07, 03:16 PM
why are you snooping in some guy you are dating's medicine cabinet.
Good question. He has better cause for breaking up for trust issues.
wait, is this stuff supposed to be for ED or for size?
velvetgoldmire
2008-01-07, 03:19 PM
I thought it was one of those ploys that was an herbal alternative for ED, but one that's not approved by the FDA, nor does it have any scientific proof that it does anything but potentially make you sick.
maynard
2008-01-07, 03:21 PM
That's the reason they can sell it, even though it doesn't work - they never say specifically what it's for.
Funshine
2008-01-07, 03:21 PM
also, let me edit this question a little.. it supposed to be a guy you *just* started dating, not a long-term boyfriend.
like, your on your fourth or fifth date and you find it secretly in his bathroom or something.
Since you edited, I'm going to reply to stuff you added into your first post.
In my opinion, it doesn't matter if it's a guy I just started dating or if we've been together for a long time and I'm just now finding out about it.
Regardless of if it's recreational, because he needs it, or just because he likes to pop sexy placebo pills... in the end, why would it matter at all? If the sex isn't great, well, that's why god invented toys. And if it's too much (like the pills make him too big, etc), then I'd rather talk to him about it than just dump him.
The Logic Theorist
2008-01-07, 03:33 PM
Plus, considering that over half of the men who take actual ED medication take them recreationally
What, like, freebasing it?
maynard
2008-01-07, 03:34 PM
What, like, freebasing it?
Yeah, but it's more effective if you just mainline it.
Verbal Radiation
2008-01-07, 03:39 PM
as soon as the guy tried to kiss me or stick his dick in my azz i would break up with him
Bioteknik
2008-01-07, 03:40 PM
enzyte doesn't make a guy bigger, it just makes you walk around with a semi so it seems bigger.
Matt Sanborn
2008-01-07, 03:41 PM
enzyte doesn't make a guy bigger, it just makes you walk around with a semi so it seems bigger.
sounds like you have done some research homie
EmmaK
2008-01-07, 03:43 PM
Hilarious. That is small potatoes in a relationship.
I think if you found out someone was taking any kind of medication for a problem that has the ability to affect both people, and hadn't told you about it, it would be worthy of a discussion (not a break-up)--assuming the relationship were even serious enough for it to matter...a few-month fling wouldn't matter as much.
(...there are some exceptions...I wouldn't want to find out I'd been lied to-by-omission about something like schizophrenia. And on another note, often medications are prescribed for things other than what most people associate them with. So...again, that takes us back to the communication aspect. If the relationship isn't important enough to make things like that worth talking about, then it probably isn't that important of a relationship in the first place :shrug:)
Matt Sanborn
2008-01-07, 03:45 PM
I wish they made some vagina shallowing medication
dubsteptim
2008-01-07, 03:51 PM
all enzyte is is a well funded spam campaign
i mean seriously, does anyone think a enhancement pill really works?
no i don't believe any of them really work. may cause more blood flow down in the area and make you seem bigger.
Verbal Radiation
2008-01-07, 03:58 PM
yeah it works like that
it just promotes blood flow....
so if you were having problems gettin a full hard on...that will help you get it back
doesnt make anything bigger really.
jukata
2008-01-07, 04:11 PM
maybe the dood isn't taking it for the ladies. perhaps that's why he hasn't discussed it with his s/o? maybe he's enjoying it... on his own.
maybe he likes a big giant robo-cock in his hand when he spanks the monkey?
:robot:
if you buy a couch and it's too big to get through the front door without structural damage, how do you get it inside?
Funshine
2008-01-07, 04:12 PM
The window?
dubsteptim
2008-01-07, 04:12 PM
or maybe he's pulling a Sen. Larry Craig (R-Inthecloset)
jukata
2008-01-07, 04:14 PM
The window?
window, back door, down the chimney... whatever throats your boat.
zartan
2008-01-07, 07:59 PM
ladies, would you break-up with a guy if you found out he was taking enzyte (the male enhancement pill)?
you should dump him for being a dumbass who believes bullshit quackery.
can't believe people believe this shit works.
Synthetikid
2008-01-07, 08:24 PM
remember they give the shit away for free- maybe one of his buddies got it for him as a prank... unlike when i found CHICO's enzyte- it had his full name and last four of his social on the bottle.
Synthetikid
2008-01-07, 08:26 PM
if you buy a couch and it's too big to get through the front door without structural damage, how do you get it inside?
LUBE- buckets of it.
stihgnob
2008-01-07, 08:27 PM
you should dump him for being a dumbass who believes bullshit quackery.
can't believe people believe this shit works.
its not a new kind if idiocracy.
I mean before this they had the penis pump. thats been around for many years.
I dont think its too bad though, markerters play on the insecurity of women much more than the insecurity of men.
sassypance
2008-01-08, 01:30 PM
It's a new level of dumbfuckery that I have yet to witness on my own, but I wouldn't be able to conceal my laughter if they truly believed it worked. The last thing any girl wants to hear is that sexytime has become a therapy session where we sit and talk about your insecure penis issues. That is the last thing women want their man to be insecure about... we generally know what we're getting ourselves into in that department and if we had a problem with it prior, you wouldn't still be nailing us.
lupitanahsee
2008-01-08, 01:42 PM
It's a new level of dumbfuckery that I have yet to witness on my own, but I wouldn't be able to conceal my laughter if they truly believed it worked. The last thing any girl wants to hear is that sexytime has become a therapy session where we sit and talk about your insecure penis issues. That is the last thing women want their man to be insecure about... we generally know what we're getting ourselves into in that department and if we had a problem with it prior, you wouldn't still be nailing us.
lol, right?
i generally tend to touch the package BEOFRE i let you stick it in me. if im not ok with it, youll *maybe* get a mercy touch, but dont expect me to call you again. ever.
Chrississippi
2008-01-08, 01:43 PM
If I discovered that a guy I just started dating was taking Enzyme, my only concern would be that it would stop working, as medications tend to do from time-to-time. I'm a size queen and stuff like that is important to me. Having a small cock and not being able to make me laugh are total dealbreakers. I don't mean to be a bitch, but not having those two things would make me chronically unhappy and the relationship just wouldn't work.
sassypance
2008-01-08, 02:04 PM
lol, right?
i generally tend to touch the package BEOFRE i let you stick it in me. if im not ok with it, youll *maybe* get a mercy touch, but dont expect me to call you again. ever.
:hifive:
You know
hazeleyes8178
2008-01-08, 02:35 PM
If this is the only issue I'm coming across in the relationship so far, I'm not even going to worry about it. I tend to have much bigger issues to deal with, since my feelers are apparently on OFF when it comes to asshole detection.
stihgnob
2008-01-08, 02:37 PM
If this is the only issue I'm coming across in the relationship so far, I'm not even going to worry about it. I tend to have much bigger issues to deal with, since my feelers are apparently on OFF when it comes to asshole detection.
I have found this to generally be the best asshole detection/exploration tool around
http://haacked.com/images/haacked_com/WindowsLiveWriter/OnHiringBloggersandOpenSourceDevelopers_1135/605480_thumbs_up_with_clipping_path%5B9%5D.jpg
we all need a good thorping from time to time
Bioteknik
2008-01-08, 02:44 PM
sounds like you have done some research homie
oh no, if I took that stuff I'd be scaring the ladies at work.
Legba
2008-01-08, 02:50 PM
I actually used to work with someone that they worked for, not extremely well, but you could definately see a difference without clothes on.
There is no way that you would see a real difference. If that shit actually worked (a) a major pharmaceutical company would be pushing it HARD and (b) it would be a revolution in medical science as it would have figured out how to grow human anatomy, etc.
It simply doesn't work in any way shape or form whatsoever. It's like people who think that viagra has an effect on someone who doesn't have the specific condition that it treats.
sassypance
2008-01-08, 04:03 PM
Listen to this man, he is wise.
hazeleyes8178
2008-01-08, 04:10 PM
well, generally if it's not approved by the FDA then it mostly is bs, correct?
and ditto on legba being wise, but he's full of fail on pm'in me about that comic book store job....*hint hint*
EmmaK
2008-01-08, 04:38 PM
well, generally if it's not approved by the FDA then it mostly is bs, correct?
Ha. Approval by the FDA doesn't mean something isn't still BS.
badkitty3804
2008-01-08, 04:41 PM
So wait...
Does this mean that the magic pills that promise to make my boobs bigger...aren't...going...to...work?!?!
:crying2:
EmmaK
2008-01-08, 04:42 PM
So wait...
Does this mean that the magic pills that promise to make my boobs bigger...aren't...going...to...work?!?!
:crying2:
:sok:
(I wish. That would rule. And I would buy a large supply.)
hazeleyes8178
2008-01-08, 04:43 PM
you two are more than welcome to take some of mine!
sxulcmnky
2008-01-08, 04:44 PM
Break up with him? No.
Whatever he needs to do to keep on keepin on. That'd be like breaking up with someone for taking prozac.
word
EmmaK
2008-01-08, 04:48 PM
you two are more than welcome to take some of mine!
heh, it would be awesome if things worked like that. :yes:
badkitty3804
2008-01-08, 04:49 PM
you two are more than welcome to take some of mine!
*YOINK*
I had big plans for mine.
GiveMeFunkyBeats
2008-01-08, 04:53 PM
well, generally if it's not approved by the FDA then it mostly is bs, correct?
to some degree. a lot of herbal supplements and stuff along those lines actually do work tho.
Bioteknik
2008-01-08, 06:19 PM
to some degree. a lot of herbal supplements and stuff along those lines actually do work tho.
not many have proven it in a clinical trial.
Don Miguel Lush
2008-01-08, 06:21 PM
this thread had potential to be funnier than it actually came out
shade
2008-01-08, 06:24 PM
to some degree. a lot of herbal supplements and stuff along those lines actually do work tho.
there's also a lot of shit in other developed first world countries that will never get approved by the FDA because they are cheaper and more efficient treatments.
my brother just flew to sweden to have skin cancer treated on his nose. in the USA, he would have had to have his face all carved up (possibly multiple times) in order to get the cancer cells out. in sweden he underwent a procedure, non-FDA approved of course, with a topical cream that was put on his nose.. and his nose put under a light for 15 minutes. he went through this for two days, and then the cancer cells were gone. the cream intensified the growth of the cells inside his body that would normally have fought off the cancer, and the light made them grow stronger and kill it themselves.
but the surgeon at home wouldnt have made a dime off this, so my brother had to go through extensive "refusal of treatment" red tape before going off and doing this non-invasive, non-painful, non-FDA procedure.
there's also a lot of shit in other developed first world countries that will never get approved by the FDA because they are cheaper and more efficient treatments.
my brother just flew to sweden to have skin cancer treated on his nose. in the USA, he would have had to have his face all carved up (possibly multiple times) in order to get the cancer cells out. in sweden he underwent a procedure, non-FDA approved of course, with a topical cream that was put on his nose.. and his nose put under a light for 15 minutes. he went through this for two days, and then the cancer cells were gone. the cream intensified the growth of the cells inside his body that would normally have fought off the cancer, and the light made them grow stronger and kill it themselves.
but the surgeon at home wouldnt have made a dime off this, so my brother had to go through extensive "refusal of treatment" red tape before going off and doing this non-invasive, non-painful, non-FDA procedure.
go figure, a corrupt US government agency...who'd 'av thunk it
K-netic
2008-01-08, 06:55 PM
It's like those pills that are supposed to make a woman's breasts bigger, those apparently do not work either.
I actually used to work with someone that they worked for, not extremely well, but you could definately see a difference without clothes on.
What kind of job was this??
Raverjimbob
2008-01-08, 07:26 PM
hand me some asian zing.
I ate 6 asian zing wings for lunch, it was good :)
Shawn_E
2008-01-08, 07:31 PM
I wish they made some vagina shallowing medication
:afterbuzz:
Shawn_E
2008-01-08, 07:33 PM
lol, right?
i generally tend to touch the package BEOFRE i let you stick it in me. if im not ok with it, youll *maybe* get a mercy touch, but dont expect me to call you again. ever.
wow and DION passed this test! I am calling for a fluke on this one sorry. :cheerleader:
Bioteknik
2008-01-09, 08:47 AM
there's also a lot of shit in other developed first world countries that will never get approved by the FDA because they are cheaper and more efficient treatments.
my brother just flew to sweden to have skin cancer treated on his nose. in the USA, he would have had to have his face all carved up (possibly multiple times) in order to get the cancer cells out. in sweden he underwent a procedure, non-FDA approved of course, with a topical cream that was put on his nose.. and his nose put under a light for 15 minutes. he went through this for two days, and then the cancer cells were gone. the cream intensified the growth of the cells inside his body that would normally have fought off the cancer, and the light made them grow stronger and kill it themselves.
but the surgeon at home wouldnt have made a dime off this, so my brother had to go through extensive "refusal of treatment" red tape before going off and doing this non-invasive, non-painful, non-FDA procedure.
I'm sorry, but the FDA can't tell a doctor how to practice medicine. FDA approves drugs to be sold for certain indications, and can't step in to stop a doctor to prescribe anything they want. The FDA is out there for your protection, and usually sides against big pharma. If a doctor wants to prescribe a treatment, any treatment, they can. The FDA also grants accellerated approval for such treatments like you're talking about so they don't have to go through the normal scrutiny of typical drugs.
housecat
2008-01-09, 09:18 AM
there's also a lot of shit in other developed first world countries that will never get approved by the FDA because they are cheaper and more efficient treatments.
my brother just flew to sweden to have skin cancer treated on his nose. in the USA, he would have had to have his face all carved up (possibly multiple times) in order to get the cancer cells out. in sweden he underwent a procedure, non-FDA approved of course, with a topical cream that was put on his nose.. and his nose put under a light for 15 minutes. he went through this for two days, and then the cancer cells were gone. the cream intensified the growth of the cells inside his body that would normally have fought off the cancer, and the light made them grow stronger and kill it themselves.
but the surgeon at home wouldnt have made a dime off this, so my brother had to go through extensive "refusal of treatment" red tape before going off and doing this non-invasive, non-painful, non-FDA procedure.
I hear about people doing this all the time... flying out of this country or in to get medical work done. Didn't Farrah Fawcett fly out to get some stuff done we don't allow due to stem cell laws? I think so.
My only fear is what if the surgery/medicines went wrong? What if there are complications? Is everything legit for him to go back if need be and have things looked at and all that? If you take things that are not FDA approved can you still sue if it comes to that? I'm assuming so since so many people take the risk.
Matt Sanborn
2008-01-09, 09:22 AM
Didn't Farrah Fawcett fly out to get some stuff done we don't allow due to stem cell laws? I think so.
yeah- they tried to restore her brain activity with a baboon's brain they grew on a mouse
I ate 6 asian zing wings for lunch, it was good :)
yeah the closest one is fredericksburg
lol, right?
i generally tend to touch the package BEOFRE i let you stick it in me. if im not ok with it, youll *maybe* get a mercy touch, but dont expect me to call you again. ever.
what if they have surprise winky?
housecat
2008-01-09, 09:29 AM
yeah- they tried to restore her brain activity with a baboon's brain they grew on a mouse
ass
Matt Sanborn
2008-01-09, 09:30 AM
ass
what? did you watch her on the roast of william shatner?
holy shit I had to fast forward through her part- it was way too painful to watch.
jukata
2008-01-09, 09:37 AM
fixed.
The FDA also grants accellerated approval for such treatments, when paid a huge bribe technically known as an "expedition fee" which bypasses otherwise required testing on cells, animals, and then humans, like you're talking about so they don't have to go through the normal scrutiny of typical drugs.
you are correct sir, I just wanted to clarify that they are not doing it for your benefit. the way you worded it, it sounded like some honorable service to human kind.
housecat
2008-01-09, 09:38 AM
Are you serious? I didn't even hear about this.
*to google I go*
The Comedy Central thing?
EmmaK
2008-01-09, 10:51 AM
there's also a lot of shit in other developed first world countries that will never get approved by the FDA because they are cheaper and more efficient treatments.
my brother just flew to sweden to have skin cancer treated on his nose. in the USA, he would have had to have his face all carved up (possibly multiple times) in order to get the cancer cells out. in sweden he underwent a procedure, non-FDA approved of course, with a topical cream that was put on his nose.. and his nose put under a light for 15 minutes. he went through this for two days, and then the cancer cells were gone. the cream intensified the growth of the cells inside his body that would normally have fought off the cancer, and the light made them grow stronger and kill it themselves.
but the surgeon at home wouldnt have made a dime off this, so my brother had to go through extensive "refusal of treatment" red tape before going off and doing this non-invasive, non-painful, non-FDA procedure.
Wow. Very good to know, considering my family's history with cancer. Thanks for sharing...I had no idea that existed.
Bioteknik
2008-01-09, 11:14 AM
fixed.
you are correct sir, I just wanted to clarify that they are not doing it for your benefit. the way you worded it, it sounded like some honorable service to human kind.
oh goodness... Do some research on the subject, what you state has never happened.
shade
2008-01-09, 11:16 AM
I'm sorry, but the FDA can't tell a doctor how to practice medicine. FDA approves drugs to be sold for certain indications, and can't step in to stop a doctor to prescribe anything they want. The FDA is out there for your protection, and usually sides against big pharma. If a doctor wants to prescribe a treatment, any treatment, they can. The FDA also grants accellerated approval for such treatments like you're talking about so they don't have to go through the normal scrutiny of typical drugs.
i know admittedly little about the legal implications of the FDA, all i know is that it was impossible for my brother to find anyone who was willing to perform that treatment on him in the USA - and all cited the fact that it was not an FDA approved procedure. whether that is on account of the topical cream/drug not being approved, the procedure itself not being approved, or something else entirely i'm not sure.
he actually has worked for a biotech company most of his adult life, which is how he knew about this. why it hasn't been approved in the US, i can't say for certain, but it's been around for some time now (he was far from a test patient).
dina - the US is not the only country with malpractice laws. just because you are a citizen of the US doesn't typically mean you won't be protected under some form of the same when you are in a different country. obviously that differs from place to place, but in most of first world europe it is roughly equivalent to over here.
Bioteknik
2008-01-09, 12:41 PM
I did a google search and it seems pretty common, with the procedure listed in a few medical journals, or at least a very similar one to what your brother received, and the active cream is approved in the US, although for a different indication.
Only reason I mentioned that is most new cancer treatments are administered off-label anyways, so it's kind of shocking that nobody here would do it.
sorry for any threadjack.
dj nysus
2008-01-09, 05:49 PM
wow and DION passed this test! I am calling for a fluke on this one sorry. :cheerleader:
Why do i always come up .. damn it .. Leave my penis alone :plurboh:
OhNoesIt'sJohn
2008-01-09, 05:54 PM
the only thing that makes your cock grow:
Surgery
The pump(highly advise against doing this, it can cause major damage)
Weight loss. 10% bodyfat loss, 1 inch gain. I can't wait for my 8 inch cock.
Raverjimbob
2008-01-09, 06:00 PM
the only thing that makes your cock grow:
Surgery
The pump(highly advise against doing this, it can cause major damage)
Weight loss. 10% bodyfat loss, 1 inch gain. I can't wait for my 8 inch cock.
LOL I wasn't aware that they did surgery for that - I guess it doesn't shock me, but I have never heard of it before.
How does that work?
Dr. I would like you to take this Louisville Slugger, and attach it to my cock.
OhNoesIt'sJohn
2008-01-09, 06:05 PM
LOL I wasn't aware that they did surgery for that - I guess it doesn't shock me, but I have never heard of it before.
How does that work?
Dr. I would like you to take this Louisville Slugger, and attach it to my cock.
dunno, but from googling, it looks like they snip some shit and inject a bunch of shit in to your cock.
no.
thanks.
jukata
2008-01-09, 06:08 PM
Is four years of working for the FDA enough research for ya?!
I'm pretty sure you could find out about the approval expediation process with a little digging, yourself.
oh goodness... Do some research on the subject, what you state has never happened.
Raverjimbob
2008-01-09, 06:09 PM
dunno, but from googling, it looks like they snip some shit and inject a bunch of shit in to your cock.
no.
thanks.
It would be a lot cooler if they took a babies arm and attached it to you.
justgaia
2008-01-09, 07:00 PM
Viva Viagra!
What a silly commercial with a bunch of older men singing about getting boners.
jukata
2008-01-09, 08:07 PM
the commercials for all those drugs are pretty funny! same with "women's products".
Shawn_E
2008-01-09, 08:09 PM
Why do i always come up .. damn it .. Leave my penis alone :plurboh:
You never left mine alone! :wedgie:
Shawn_E
2008-01-09, 08:10 PM
LOL I wasn't aware that they did surgery for that - I guess it doesn't shock me, but I have never heard of it before.
How does that work?
Dr. I would like you to take this Louisville Slugger, and attach it to my cock.
They snip a part of your penis that's attached at the base, believe me you do not want, what they don't tell you is that most guys have hard time keeping erection once this surgery is done!
Neptune
2008-01-10, 12:49 PM
back on subject:
from the priginal thread that i copied this subject from, i hear enzyte is shit and doesnt work, extenze might work better and extagen is the best.
in case any of you boys wanted to know about male enhancement.
GiveMeFunkyBeats
2008-01-10, 12:52 PM
back on subject:
from the priginal thread that i copied this subject from, i hear enzyte is shit and doesnt work, extenze might work better and extagen is the best.
in case any of you boys wanted to know about male enhancement.
why do u know so much/are concerned at all with male enhancement medication?
Neptune
2008-01-10, 12:54 PM
why do u know so much/are concerned at all with mail enhancement medication?
:afterbuzz:
cause the only LOL worthy entertainment i have gotten all week has been on another message board heavily discussing the topic.
shade
2008-01-10, 12:56 PM
why do u know so much/are concerned at all with mail enhancement medication?
is that like... faster route delivery or something?
GiveMeFunkyBeats
2008-01-10, 12:57 PM
is that like... faster route delivery or something?
yes. :asshole:
jukata
2008-01-10, 02:54 PM
I wonder what happens when a girl takes this stuff? you should try, Tuner.
back on subject:
from the priginal thread that i copied this subject from, i hear enzyte is shit and doesnt work, extenze might work better and extagen is the best.
in case any of you boys wanted to know about male enhancement.
Neptune
2008-01-10, 03:13 PM
just ask alec about the mystery powder.
this cant be any better of an idea
Neptune
2008-01-10, 03:14 PM
is that like... faster route delivery or something?
mail is so slow
maynard
2008-01-10, 03:29 PM
back on subject:
from the priginal thread that i copied this subject from, i hear enzyte is shit and doesnt work, extenze might work better and extagen is the best.
in case any of you boys wanted to know about male enhancement.
LOL. The name "extenze" just cracks me up.