Pregnancy is so hot right now.... (More Spears babies)

[AmandaHuie]

WTF

Jamie Lynn Spears and Lily Alen join the ranks of those sperminated.

Jessica Alba
Christina Aguilera
Nichole Richie
Jodie Sweetin, aka Stephanie on "Full House"
Halle Berry
Jennifer Lopez
Lauryn Hill
Cate Blanchett (maybe)
Amanda Huie

um.... and other people I cant remember.

[slim pickinz]

sperminated? how nice.

[AmandaHuie]

i stole that phrase.

[jbee]

wait....jamie lynn is really prego? i thought she was like 16.

[nyhope]

amanda i just saw the sonogram pictures. princess bee is so cute. i am dying.

[AmandaHuie]

wait....jamie lynn is really prego? i thought she was like 16.

she is 16. the baby-daddy is her 19 year old live in boy friend.

[jbee]

the spears family is really living up to the hype.

[sassypance]

Wow, Jamie-lynn eh?

My friend Ashley just told me she was pregnant the other day and I found out from my pseudo-aunt that a pseudo-family member is pregnant as well. *edit* Oh and my cousin is pregnant and due on Valentine's Day.

Both are looking to be Cancer's which is made of awesome and win like me.

Jessica Alba is going to have a HOT kid.

[slim pickinz]

nicole ritchie sucks. she shouldn't be allowed to have a kid.

[AmandaHuie]

amanda i just saw the sonogram pictures. princess bee is so cute. i am dying.

thank you!! i cant wait till she gets out of me. 26 weeks done, 14 more weeks to go.

[sassypance]

Look, just be happy she's stayed away from sushi and has gained some weight, that's all the public can really ask for after the first trimester was filled with booze and drugs.

Thankfully the body is meant to protect the baby from such things during that time.

[slim pickinz]

the spears family is really living up to the hype.
that'll especially be true once the baby is born, already pregnant with wilmer valderamas kid

[sassypance]

:spit:

[malleus]

that'll especially be true once the baby is born, already pregnant with wilmer valderamas kid

:haha:

the spears family is as trashy as they wanna be

[cleophite]

WTF

Jamie Lynn Spears and Lily Alen join the ranks of those sperminated.


WHAT.

Just look at this trend you've started.

[jbee]

http://media.kentucky.com/smedia/2007/12/18/20/People_Jamie_Lynn_Spears.sff.standalone.prod_affiliate.79.jpg

[sassypance]

I wonder how Nickelodeon feels about teen pregnancy.

[jbee]

Nickelodeon, the network which carries Spears' series Zoey 101, issued the following statement shortly after the announcement:
"We respect Jamie Lynn's decision to take responsibility in this sensitive and personal situation. We know this is a very difficult time for her and her family, and our primary concern right now is for Jamie Lynn's well being"

damn im on top of things...LOL

[sassypance]

It's a difficult time to <strike>fire</strike> cordially replace a young mother.

[malleus]

...
Jodie Sweetin, aka Stephanie on "Full House"...


really!?!?! she is just getting over a raging meth habit!

[jbee]

awwww stephanie is all grown up


http://www.evilbeetgossip.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/jody_cody.jpg

[AmandaHuie]

oh yeah and Helena Bonham Carter just had a girl. Mila Jovovich too!

[Tatts4Life]

WTF

Jamie Lynn Spears
DAMN She has been soiled. I thought she would be the good one in the family.

[lupitanahsee]

the spears family is really living up to the hype.
just goes to show...you can take the girls out of the trailor park, but you cant take the trailor park out of the girls.

eeeeeeeetsa baby makin time!

and srsly...at 16...if i were her mother id slap the shit out of her...hopefully hard enough to give her a miscarriage.

[nyhope]

just goes to show...you can take the girls out of the trailor park, but you cant take the trailor park out of the girls.

eeeeeeeetsa baby makin time!

exactly my thought!

totally trashtastic!

[Jennifer]

My friend just had her daughter, I'm due in 12 weeks, and another one of my friends is 8 weeks along. This was a busy year!

[malleus]

awwww stephanie is all grown up


http://www.evilbeetgossip.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/jody_cody.jpg

up and out! not flattering pics AT ALL.

[nyhope]

so can someone explain to me how good christians can't have abortions but can have pre-marital sex as teenagers?

[slim pickinz]

so can someone explain to me how good christians can't have abortions but can have pre-marital sex as teenagers?
loopholes. and they're christian, they'll ask forgiveness

[malleus]

http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h249/malleus76/sweetin.jpg

:haha: :haha: :haha:

yes i am going to hell.

GF and i now bet on the final out come of a&e's Intervention....wagon vs off wagon

so yeah...hell

[lupitanahsee]

so can someone explain to me how good christians can't have abortions but can have pre-marital sex as teenagers?
cause they have sex for jesus!

[lupitanahsee]

i sooooo want a tshirt that says 'i spread my legs for jesus' and on the back of it would be a pic of a pregnant teen and jebus giving the thumbs up.

[slim pickinz]

i sooooo want a tshirt that says 'i spread my legs for jesus' and on the back of it would be a pic of a pregnant teen and jebus giving the thumbs up.
that's funny

[starlight]

"sperminated" is one of my favorite words. i blame kelly miller for getting me into checking out perezhilton on a daily basis :afterbuzz:

[specialedXL]

i feel left out, i need to have a baby

[Utopium]

http://www.kutv.com/content/news/entertainment/story.aspx?content_id=0cbdc8f4-95f4-4a1b-9a26-dea147322ffd

Britney Spears' mother Lynne has delayed the release of her forthcoming parenting book following the news daughter Jamie-Lynn is pregnant.

Jamie-Lynn, 16, confirmed she is 12 weeks pregnant with student Casey Aldridge's baby during an interview with OK! magazine on Tuesday.

And the news has forced Lynne to postpone the release of her book about raising her famous daughters.

A spokeswoman for publishers Thomas Nelson tells People.com, "The book is delayed indefinitely. It's delayed, not canceled."

Meanwhile, Spears' mother Lynne has spoken of her shock at the news.

She says, "I didn't believe it because Jamie Lynn's always been so conscientious. She's never late for her curfew. I was in shock. I mean, this is my 16-year-old baby."

And Jamie-Lynn insists she will keep the child, due in June, although she was initially "scared".

She says, "As soon as I found out for sure from the doctor, I took two weeks to myself where I didn't tell anybody.

"Only one of my friends knew because I needed to work out what I would do for myself before I let anyone's opinion affect my decision. Then I told my parents and my friends. I was scared, but I had to do what was right for me."

"It was a shock for both of us, so unexpected. I was in complete and total shock and so was he."

Meanwhile, big sister, Britney, only discovered Jamie-Lynn was pregnant Tuesday.

Britney found out about the pregnancy through a media outlet, while the rest of the family was told at Thanksgiving.

[malleus]

http://www.kutv.com/content/news/entertainment/story.aspx?content_id=0cbdc8f4-95f4-4a1b-9a26-dea147322ffd

Britney Spears' mother Lynne has delayed the release of her forthcoming parenting book following the news daughter Jamie-Lynn is pregnant.

Jamie-Lynn, 16, confirmed she is 12 weeks pregnant with student Casey Aldridge's baby during an interview with OK! magazine on Tuesday.

And the news has forced Lynne to postpone the release of her book about raising her famous daughters.

A spokeswoman for publishers Thomas Nelson tells People.com, "The book is delayed indefinitely. It's delayed, not canceled."

Meanwhile, Spears' mother Lynne has spoken of her shock at the news.

She says, "I didn't believe it because Jamie Lynn's always been so conscientious. She's never late for her curfew. I was in shock. I mean, this is my 16-year-old baby."

And Jamie-Lynn insists she will keep the child, due in June, although she was initially "scared".

She says, "As soon as I found out for sure from the doctor, I took two weeks to myself where I didn't tell anybody.

"Only one of my friends knew because I needed to work out what I would do for myself before I let anyone's opinion affect my decision. Then I told my parents and my friends. I was scared, but I had to do what was right for me."

"It was a shock for both of us, so unexpected. I was in complete and total shock and so was he."

Meanwhile, big sister, Britney, only discovered Jamie-Lynn was pregnant Tuesday.

Britney found out about the pregnancy through a media outlet, while the rest of the family was told at Thanksgiving.


how do you define irony?

[CareBear]

Wow! Just wow!

[jbee]

awwww mom didn't want to believe her daughter was ho'n it up

[LuckyShamrock]

She says, "I didn't believe it because Jamie Lynn's always been so conscientious. She's never late for her curfew. I was in shock. I mean, this is my 16-year-old baby."

do you really have to stay out late to get knocked up????

"It was a shock for both of us, so unexpected," she said. "I was in complete and total shock and so was he."

was this a virgin birth or something?

is it really that shocking to get pregnant if you are having sex?

[LizE]

Meanwhile, big sister, Britney, only discovered Jamie-Lynn was pregnant Tuesday.

Britney found out about the pregnancy through a media outlet, while the rest of the family was told at Thanksgiving.
:haha:

That is hilarious.

[Tatts4Life]

Meanwhile, big sister, Britney, only discovered Jamie-Lynn was pregnant Tuesday.

Britney found out about the pregnancy through a media outlet, while the rest of the family was told at Thanksgiving.:haha: x2316576516463

[sassypance]

Her PARENTING book lol

That's a laugh and it's definitely not going to appear on the NY Times Bestseller list anytime soon.

[LizE]

Her PARENTING book lol

That's a laugh and it's definitely not going to appear on the NY Times Bestseller list anytime soon.
I hope she does a book signing. I would go to it just for the lulz.

[Shawn_E]

WTF

Jamie Lynn Spears and Lily Alen join the ranks of those sperminated.

Jessica Alba
Christina Aguilera
Nichole Richie
Jodie Sweetin, aka Stephanie on "Full House"
Halle Berry
Jennifer Lopez
Lauryn Hill
Cate Blanchett (maybe)
Amanda Huie

um.... and other people I cant remember.


Nov, and dec are composed of extra fuckery amoungst our species.

[Illuminated]

Britney's Sister Is Pregnant at 16

In this photo released by OK! Magazine, actress Jamie Lynn Spears appears on...
23 minutes ago

NEW YORK — Jamie Lynn Spears, the 16-year-old "Zoey 101" star and sister of Britney, told OK! magazine that she's pregnant and that the father is her boyfriend, Casey Aldridge.

"It was a shock for both of us, so unexpected," she said. "I was in complete and total shock and so was he."

Spears is 12 weeks along and initially kept the news to herself when she learned of the pregnancy from an at-home test and subsequent doctor visit, she told the celebrity magazine, which hits stands in New York on Wednesday and the rest of the country by Friday.

What message does she want to send to other teens about premarital sex? "I definitely don't think it's something you should do; it's better to wait," she told the magazine. "But I can't be judgmental because it's a position I put myself in."

After she found out from a doctor that she was pregnant, she said, "I took two weeks to myself where I didn't tell anybody."

"Only one of my friends knew because I needed to work out what I would do for myself before I let anyone's opinion affect my decision. Then I told my parents and my friends. I was scared, but I had to do what was right for me," she said.

Spears broke the news to her mother, Lynne, just before Thanksgiving, the magazine reported.

"She was very upset because it wasn't what she expected at all," Spears said. "A week after, she had time to cope with it and became very supportive."

Lynne Spears, already grandmother to Britney's young sons, told the magazine: "I didn't believe it because Jamie Lynn's always been so conscientious. She's never late for her curfew. I was in shock. I mean, this is my 16-year-old baby."

She said her actress daughter, the telegenic heroine of her popular Nickelodeon series, has known Aldridge for years and began dating him in high school.

But in a recent interview with The Associated Press, Spears said she had no steady boyfriend. "I kind of just keep my options open," she said. "I have a bunch of friends that I always hang out with, a bunch of guy friends." She declined to talk about her older sister.

Spears spoke to the AP shortly before Thanksgiving, the day she told OK! she informed her mother about the pregnancy.

Jamie Lynn plans to raise the baby in her home state of Louisiana ��� "so it can have a normal family life."

Nickelodeon released a statement: "We respect Jamie Lynn's decision to take responsibility in this sensitive and personal situation. We know this is a very difficult time for her and her family, and our primary concern right now is for Jamie Lynn's well being."

A publicist for the network did not immediately respond to phone and e-mail requests for additional comment.

"Zoey 101" is scheduled to conclude its third season Jan. 4 with a cliffhanger episode in which Spears' character must decide whether to leave her fictional Pacific Coast Academy boarding school in California to join her parents in London.

The show is scheduled to resume in February, and its producer, Dan Schneider, has said filming on the fourth season has already been completed.

http://www6.comcast.net/tv/articles/2007/12/19/People.Jamie.Lynn.Spears/?cvqh=itn_jamielynn

[sassypance]

:repost:

[dubsteptim]

http://www.kutv.com/content/news/entertainment/story.aspx?content_id=0cbdc8f4-95f4-4a1b-9a26-dea147322ffd

Britney Spears' mother Lynne has delayed the release of her forthcoming parenting book following the news daughter Jamie-Lynn is pregnant.

Jamie-Lynn, 16, confirmed she is 12 weeks pregnant with student Casey Aldridge's baby during an interview with OK! magazine on Tuesday.

And the news has forced Lynne to postpone the release of her book about raising her famous daughters.

A spokeswoman for publishers Thomas Nelson tells People.com, "The book is delayed indefinitely. It's delayed, not canceled."

Meanwhile, Spears' mother Lynne has spoken of her shock at the news.

She says, "I didn't believe it because Jamie Lynn's always been so conscientious. She's never late for her curfew. I was in shock. I mean, this is my 16-year-old baby."

And Jamie-Lynn insists she will keep the child, due in June, although she was initially "scared".

She says, "As soon as I found out for sure from the doctor, I took two weeks to myself where I didn't tell anybody.

"Only one of my friends knew because I needed to work out what I would do for myself before I let anyone's opinion affect my decision. Then I told my parents and my friends. I was scared, but I had to do what was right for me."

"It was a shock for both of us, so unexpected. I was in complete and total shock and so was he."

Meanwhile, big sister, Britney, only discovered Jamie-Lynn was pregnant Tuesday.

Britney found out about the pregnancy through a media outlet, while the rest of the family was told at Thanksgiving.



oh man, for so many reasons, that whole story and the way it played out is WHITE TRASH GOLD!

[Illuminated]

fuckz.


mah bad.

[dubsteptim]

http://img.perezhilton.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/jamielynn__oPt.jpg

[jbee]

http://forum.alsacreations.com/upload/2043-fail-camera.jpg

[Illuminated]

lolololool!

comcast is delayed on the news.

:ripped:

[dubsteptim]

i gotta post this here even tho ive already posted it:


http://img.perezhilton.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/jamielynn__oPt.jpg

[LuckyShamrock]

http://www.ericdsnider.com/images/fail.jpg

[Illuminated]

i gotta post this here even tho ive already posted it:


http://img.perezhilton.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/jamielynn__oPt.jpg
haha

they've been bombarding the dude who got her pregnant, calling him a rapist n whatnot.

http://www.bebo.com/Profile.jsp?MemberId=3715587989

for instance..

George George
Congrats on raping a 16 year old girl!
Congrats on raping a 16 year old girl!
Congrats on raping a 16 year old girl!
Congrats on raping a 16 year old girl!
What kind of 19 year old guy fucks a 16 year old girl and gets her pregnant? You fucking moron, have fun knowing you fucking raped a 16 year old girl, a teen idol at that.
Nice way of ruining that girls life!
Oh wait, her whole family is fucked up, her Mom wrote a book about parenting, which she is obviously a failure at, and her sister is a fat fuck who threw everything away.

Congrats on raping a 16 year old girl, you fucking piece of shit!
Congrats on raping a 16 year old girl, you fucking piece of shit!

[Skandalus]

wow.

I guess you can take the girls out of the trailer park....

[housecat]

Seriously. I never saw the other thread so this isn't a repost to me.

I heard she's 16 and her bf is 19 and she's PREGNANT?! Awesome. Someone failed at parenting and looks like it's being passed on. Wonderful.

Also, heard something on TMZ I think about Brit getting remarried or something crazy like that. What a trainwreck.

[slim pickinz]

do you really have to stay out late to get knocked up????
yes. it's a scientific fact. you only get pregnant at night, as a teenager, or if your last name is spears. (or huie)

[Prototype2]

Mike Judge's Idiocracy seems like more of a probability than a satirical comedy for our future.... sad.

[Illuminated]

i kinda like the reaction of people in this pic of him and some girl

http://www.bebo.com/PhotoAlbumBig.jsp?MemberId=3715587989&PhotoAlbumId=3767681630&PhotoId=3768100021

looks like this dude's life is pretty much ruined, considering he has taken a jump on the "i like to be part of the spears drama n do it all night long without protection while fully knowing i am not legally supposed to, but i just like it when she screams 'ooopps, we did it again!', i think it's cute" trailer.

[housecat]

Mike Judge's Idiocracy seems like more of a probability than a satirical comedy for our future.... sad.
The first thing I thought of was the begining of that movie w/the breeding thing. LOL. So true.

[LilLemur416]

i kinda like the reaction of people in this pic of him and some girl

http://www.bebo.com/PhotoAlbumBig.jsp?MemberId=3715587989&PhotoAlbumId=3767681630&PhotoId=3768100021

looks like this dude's life is pretty much ruined, considering he has taken a jump on the "i like to be part of the spears drama n do it all night long without protection while fully knowing i am not legally supposed to, but i just like it when she screams 'ooopps, we did it again!', i think it's cute" trailer.

Don't need the "i-"

[Illuminated]

danke

16 is too young for pregnancy, but then again, we've seen 11 year olds on the same boat.

:no:

[LuckyShamrock]

I mean 16 and 19 reallly isn't that bad

imo

[AmandaHuie]

Lily Alen's baby-daddy is Chemical Brothers' Ed Simons!

[Illuminated]

I don't know about the state she lives in, but in MD, 16 year olds have parent's consent right?

in either case, it's just the irony of it all that makes me shake my head. i really thought she'd break the spears-curse. perhaps the new-born will have a brighter future.

[LuckyShamrock]

but Britney gets all the attention

she had to do something...:feist:

[AmandaHuie]

and lol at Lynne Spear's "parenting." her 16 year old daughter was living with her 19 year old boyfriend.

[housecat]

I didn't read the article but heard she wants to raise the baby in Louisiana so she either lives there now or plans to move there. Not sure what their laws are.

[LuckyShamrock]

and lol at Lynne Spear's "parenting." her 16 year old daughter was living with her 19 year old boyfriend.

so I mean

why was anyone surprised?

LOL!!!

when you live with a guy you are normally sleeping with him (if you are in a relationship)

where was the birthcontrol?

[LilLemur416]

Nov, and dec are composed of extra fuckery amoungst our species.

Wouldn't it be earlier, since most of these women know they are pregnant & are to the point where they're talking about it (which usually doesn't happen in the first month)?

More like summer/fall luvins for these ladies

[LilLemur416]

so I mean

why was anyone surprised?

LOL!!!

when you live with a guy you are normally sleeping with him (if you are in a relationship)

where was the birthcontrol?

"I'm 16, I can't get pregnant if he pulls out, right?"

[LuckyShamrock]

we should merge the threads

[velvetgoldmire]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Dehtv9Cc0vo

[AmandaHuie]

i dont think a 16 year old and a 19 year old are too bad either. i think it was bad that they were living together.

and FYI -

http://www.webistry.net/jan/consent.html

[LuckyShamrock]

damn

va is 15?

didn't know that

[AmandaHuie]

Wouldn't it be earlier, since most of these women know they are pregnant & are to the point where they're talking about it (which usually doesn't happen in the first month)?

More like summer/fall luvins for these ladies

4th of July sexy-time for me! USA!USA!USA!

[LilLemur416]

i dont think a 16 year old and a 19 year old are too bad either. i think it was bad that they were living together.

and FYI -

http://www.webistry.net/jan/consent.html
"[2]If the female is over 12, the status applies only to virgins." - Mississippi

So basically, if you're raped before you're 16, you can have sex (without it being "rape") once you're over 12.....?

[maynard]

"I'm 16, I can't get pregnant if he pulls out, right?"

Maybe Jesus will come down from heaven and kill all the spermz!

[dubsteptim]

i think it was bad that they were living together.

exactly!

[LilLemur416]

4th of July sexy-time for me! USA!USA!USA!

Awwww - you did your patriotic duty to keep the country alive with more babies!

[LilLemur416]

Maybe Jesus will come down from heaven and kill all the spermz!

Oooo! Good one!

[cleophite]

http://www.ericdsnider.com/images/fail.jpg
http://cleophite.net/webjunx/failboat.jpg

[dubsteptim]

holy thread combination!

[maynard]

Oooo! Good one!

Yeah, like, you can't get preggers if you, you know, like, pray that you don't.

[Illuminated]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Dehtv9Cc0vo
oh my jebus!

the new society is going to hell.

I absolutely HATE the way she talks, she's so fucking annoying i'd slap the shit out of her and tell her to :gtfo:

[LuckyShamrock]

I love Maury

I think most of that isn't true but its entertaining

[Illuminated]

i love it when little bad ass kids are taken to boot camp

tis some serious business

those kids come back squeaky-clean, its ridiculous.

[AmandaHuie]

woah. In Virginia you can marry a 14 year old as long as you stay with her/him until she/he is at least 16.



§ 18.2-66. Effect of subsequent marriage to child over fourteen years of age.

If the carnal knowledge is with the consent of the child and such child is fourteen years of age or older, the subsequent marriage of the parties may be pleaded to any indictment found against the accused. The court, upon proof of such marriage, and that the parties are living together as husband and wife, and that the accused has properly provided for, supported, and maintained and is at the time properly providing, supporting and maintaining the spouse and the issue of such marriage, if any, shall continue the case from time to time and from term to term, until the spouse reaches the age of sixteen years. Thereupon the court shall dismiss the indictment already found against the accused for the aforesaid offense. However, if the accused deserts such spouse before the spouse reaches the age of sixteen without just cause, any indictment found against the accused for such offense shall be tried without regard to the number of times the case has been continued, and whether such continuance is entered upon the order book.

[slim pickinz]

I didn't read the article but heard she wants to raise the baby in Louisiana so she either lives there now or plans to move there. Not sure what their laws are.
what law? the spears's's are rich

[LuckyShamrock]

i love it when little bad ass kids are taken to boot camp

tis some serious business

those kids come back squeaky-clean, its ridiculous.

yeah and they go for like a week

not enough time to change bad ass kids like that

I've seen kids that REALLY act like that and they would need way more than a week or 2

[slim pickinz]

i dont think a 16 year old and a 19 year old are too bad either. i think it was bad that they were living together.

and FYI -

http://www.webistry.net/jan/consent.html
oh man, look out high school playgrounds. and don't think i don't know there's not playgrounds in high school

[AmandaHuie]

what law? the spears's's are rich

yeah - according to the divorce papers Britney makes $737,000 a month. she must have some great money handlers.

[slim pickinz]

i'd like to see that over the next 5 years, you know? one month? and she has no talent. if she makes that in a month, i should at least get a grand for wearing a cool jacket.

[Illuminated]

or two grand for having some decent DJing skills.

we've been ripped!

:ripped:

[Utopium]

oh man, look out high school playgrounds. and don't think i don't know there's not playgrounds in high school

*cough*dobbsin*cough*

[malleus]

sort of off topic, but screw you.

a friend of mine had her 1st kid (1st of 4) at 14, then her daughter at 14 comes to her one day and says "mom im pregnant"......yeah my friend is a GRANDMOTHER at 28 years old

[velvetgoldmire]

oh my jebus!

the new society is going to hell.

I absolutely HATE the way she talks, she's so fucking annoying i'd slap the shit out of her and tell her to :gtfo:
She still gonna have her bay-bey.

[LizE]

sort of off topic, but screw you.

a friend of mine had her 1st kid (1st of 4) at 14, then her daughter at 14 comes to her one day and says "mom im pregnant"......yeah my friend is a GRANDMOTHER at 28 years old
Wow...

Birth control: It works!

[ChicoMDK]

sort of off topic, but screw you.

a friend of mine had her 1st kid (1st of 4) at 14, then her daughter at 14 comes to her one day and says "mom im pregnant"......yeah my friend is a GRANDMOTHER at 28 years old


Sounds like my High School




So anywaY who wants to make babies with me :tarvis:

[sassypance]

"I'm not sure she should be taking advice from a man who's idea of responsibility is pulling out." lol too reminiscent.

[Pocho]

If any ladies want to get pregnant...pls lemme know...I have few 'million men' left waiting to march. Tis the season to donate!

[jbee]

don't you have a wife

[Pocho]

yes....and she's pregnant.

[ChicoMDK]

yes....and she's pregnant.


Polygamy much

[Pocho]

Polygamy much

:haha:
You actually think someone's going to take me seriously?

[ChicoMDK]

:haha:
You actually think someone's going to take me seriously?


It was ment to be a joke :neener:
dont have like your others wives you need to be taking care of

[LizE]

:haha:
You actually think someone's going to take me seriously?
i don't think he was serious either.

[Matt Sanborn]

i don't think he was serious either.


nobody asked you, hoskillz.

[LizE]

nobody asked you, hoskillz.
Your point?

I talk when I feel like it, bitch. :banana:

[Matt Sanborn]

Your point?

I talk when I feel like it, bitch. :banana:


I will soooooo pee on you

[jbee]

this thread is full of slut

[Pocho]

I will soooooo pee on you

R-Kelly much??:butter:

[LizE]

I will soooooo pee on you
Drip drip drip!

[ChicoMDK]

Drip drip drip!


Uh Liz is there somehting you should be telling me about

[Matt Sanborn]

Uh Liz is there somehting you should be telling me about


she is super freak nasty.

thats all you need to know

[LizE]

Uh Liz is there somehting you should be telling me about
Chico, I don't know how to tell you this, but...

...the only thing that makes my life complete
is when I turn your face into a toilet seat.

:chairfall:

[LizE]

she is super freak nasty.

thats all you need to know
And you'd know...how?

:afterbuzz:

[Matt Sanborn]

And you'd know...how?

:afterbuzz:


from when you blew me while I was djing at five last month.

duh

[ChicoMDK]

Chico, I don't know how to tell you this, but...

...the only thing that makes my life complete
is when I turn your face into a toilet seat.

:chairfall:


Awesome open wide

[LizE]

from when you blew me while I was djing at five last month.

duh
:hahano:

[Matt Sanborn]

:hahano:


http://www.150bpm.de/images_150bpm/buttons/blowjob.gif

[LizE]

Okay okay, that's funny. :afterbuzz:

[Jenni XO]

Wow...

Birth control: It works!


Not always. :D

I've said this like a million times on this board, but I was on the pill both times I got pregnant.

[LizE]

Not always. :D

I've said this like a million times on this board, but I was on the pill both times I got pregnant.
*whoosh*

That was the sound of a joke flying over your head. :sok:

:P

[Terry85]

:afterbuzz:

http://defamer.com/336398/nickelodeon-slime-to-become-a-handy-teen-pregnancy-teaching-aid

"Faced with perhaps their trickiest PR dilemma since it was discovered that Jimmy Neutron's true boy genius was for producing some of the most potent meth in the western United States, Nickelodeon now has a star of Zoey 101 on their hands who was apparently absent for the lecture on how to not to be impregnated by your older boyfriend."

[sassypance]

Nickelodeon Considering Teen Pregnancy Special In Wake Of Jamie Lynn Spears

NEW YORK, N.Y. (December 20, 2007) – Nickelodeon is considering a special for its young audience about sex and love following the news that 16-year-old “Zoey 101” star Jamie Lynn Spears is pregnant.

The television network has made no announcement about the future of “Zoey 101,” its popular program aimed primarily at youngsters aged 9-14. Filming for the show’s fourth and final season has finished, and episodes are scheduled to begin airing in February.

and then there's this:

http://i16.tinypic.com/6q1yxqw.jpg

Oh ONTD... how I love thee.

*

On Wednesday, Usmagazine.com asked readers to vote on whether Lynne Spears a terrible mom (she sold the story of Jamie Lynn’s pregnancy to OK! magazine) or just an unlucky one (she has watched both of her daughter’s personal lives unravel; her self-help book just got scrapped).

The result: 67 percent (of more than 43,000 votes) said "terrible."

*

DIKE, IOWA :haha: (sorry) -- Baptist minister and anti-abortion supporter Mike Huckabee was asked today about 16-year old celebrity Jamie Lynn Spears' decision to continue her unplanned pregnancy.

While the candidate has been notably caught off-guard by breaking news events recently, today he passed a test of pop culture with flying colors.

News of Britney Spears younger sister's pregnancy broke this week and now graces international tabloids including OK! Magazine. While the candidate's answer may have fit any out-of-wedlock teen in the same situation, he commented with knowing confidence:

"It's a tragedy when a 16-year-old who is not really prepared for all the responsibilities of adult life is going to be now faced with all the responsibilities of honest-to-goodness adult life. I respect it."

"Apparently, she's going to have the child and I think that is the right decision, a good decision, and I respect that and appreciate it. I hope it is not an encouragement to other 16-year-olds who think that is the best course of action."

"But at the same time I'm not going to condemn her. There'll be plenty of people in line to do that and I always look for the shortest lines. I just hope that she will make another right decision and that's to give that child all the love and kindness and care that she can."

[LilLemur416]

From the Washington Post (http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/12/20/AR2007122002367_2.html):
Now that the 16-year-old star of "Zoey 101" (target audience: 9-to-14-year-old girls) has announced she's preggers, Nickelodeon yesterday confirmed it may air a special about, um, sex, which would be hosted by -- I know you see this coming -- Linda Ellerbee, TV queen of talking to moppets about any subject that makes advertisers cringe!

Nickelodeon has not said what its plans are for the series, which stars Britney Spears's younger sister, Jamie Lynn. The third season wraps on Jan. 4; the fourth and final season is already in the can and had been scheduled to debut in February.

Ellerbee has already done explainer shows for tots on AIDS, the mass shootings at Columbine High School, President Bill Clinton's impeachment and same-sex parents. How hard can jailbait pregnancy be for someone with that resume?

"I think it's important that something be done," Ellerbee told the Associated Press on Thursday. "But I think it's important that it be done in a measured way, and not just to feed the beast of news stories."

Jamie Lynn Spears told OK! magazine this week the father of her unborn child is her 19-year-old boyfriend.

(It was at the end of an article about John Stewart & Steven Colbert coming back on the air in January despite the writers strike)

[gkeylow]

http://i16.tinypic.com/6q1yxqw.jpg



Best Picture... EVER!

[ms-cho-co-late]

jessica alba? wow.

[EmmaK]

awwww stephanie is all grown up


http://www.evilbeetgossip.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/jody_cody.jpg
The guy's facial expression on the right pretty much says it all.

[LilLemur416]

BTW Amanda, I must say, you look absolutely fabulous – there are a lot of women who don’t look real good while pregnant (several of my coworkers) – but you looked amazing this weekend!

/lame-o who never goes out & hasn’t seen you before this past weekend to notice/tell you that.

[velvetgoldmire]

a friend of mine had her 1st kid (1st of 4) at 14, then her daughter at 14 comes to her one day and says "mom im pregnant"......yeah my friend is a GRANDMOTHER at 28 years old
She's a hot grandma. My grandma looks like Jack Palance. If Jack Palance looked like her, I'd want to fuck Jack Palance. You can fuck her while watching "Murder She Wrote". She'll like that. You should fuck her and then have her send you $12 on your birthday.