WHOS IS REALLY THE BEST (a real pissing contest)

[dj nysus]

Alright alright .. fuck the dumb .. whos a better dancer .. whos a better dj .. whos better looking blah blah blah blah:pos:

Let fucking cut through the red tape and the stupid titles and be honest ....

Why do we do anything .. TO GET ASS!!!!!!!!!!!:yummy:


so this thread is about just that ... WHO GETS THE MOST ASS CAUSE THEY ARE THE BEST >>> or i.e. who has the best GIRLFRIEND .........LOL:trio:



---------- My list ... DJ NYSUS FTW .. that is all
















































:hilarious:






















i got 2 shots says i can fuck better than you!!!!!!!!!:fudd:

[lupitanahsee]

:haha:

[The Logic Theorist]

Dude, lay off the diet pills.

[lupitanahsee]

god i love you

[dj nysus]

Dude, lay off the diet pills.


thats not a list dude ...... :plurstick:

[DjLantern]

TMI

[CharlesM]

DION


YOUR GAY.

YOU LOSE!


M FOR THE WIN! :nixon:

[RX]

TMI
agreed this should totally be moved to the TMI thread

[dj nysus]

I got quite a few gashes that would disagree with you charles .. ie. i dont have to





-----------------

once again who really wins the pissing contest ....

[| Bass Drop |]

god i love you

and yes, i would not be with you if you could not fuck the dog shit out of me :tmyk:


good lord...

[dj nysus]

there are no details .. you all are a bunch of fucking prudes .. where sandborn when you need him

[The Logic Theorist]

thats not a list dude ...... :plurstick:

I'm just sayin man, between all the capital letters, exclamation points, and smileys, I think I'm going to have a seizure.

[| Bass Drop |]

wait, is this thread about breakbeats? or getting laid and doing it well? or breaking your arm while trying to pat yourself on the back for the previously mentioned?

[RX]

there are no details .. you all are a bunch of fucking prudes .. where sandborn when you need him
nah far from being a prube but we dont even wanna know you have sex period...lol

[dj nysus]

wait, is this thread about breakbeats? or getting laid and doing it well? or breaking your arm while trying to pat yourself on the back for the previously mentioned?




whats else is breaks about .... and if no one can read through the lines of this thread .. and see the irony of any pissing contest than you all are really lost ... LOL

[dj nysus]

wow i am truly surprised by the epic fail of you all to see what this thread is ... LOLOLOL



























































































a joke .. and a statement to the futility of any pissing contest thread ... ie. what is it all really about ...

[| Bass Drop |]

Dammit, now I gotta go piss...

[dj nysus]

Dammit, now I gotta go piss...


LOL:plurboh:

[dj nysus]

nah far from being a prube but we dont even wanna know you have sex period...lol


wow you really missed the point B-rock .. :neener:

its ok I still think your cool

[| Bass Drop |]

I totally plan on standing 4ft away from the urinal in hopes that co-worker # 3 will accept the challenge.

Don't ask questions man, it's a buzzboard thing, just piss on...1, 2, 3, GO!!!

[dj nysus]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL while yelling .. whos a better DJ

[5l1mm]

i dont want to say im the best, or even call myself good, because i know there are things i still havnt learned.

but i know im not bad, and mah girly seems happy.

and it is a bit of an ego boost when she tingles too much to stand afterwards.

[5l1mm]

theres only one way to settle this!

the next party will be a dj/ piss for distance and accuracy/ fuck for distance and accuracy competition

:edit, we can have it at my house, ill be the guy in the cape.

[lupitanahsee]

i think what hes trying to say is that pissing contests are stooooopid....hence the stupid posting derrrr.

[5l1mm]

they cant be stoopid, i wanna win.
i dont wanna win a stupid contest.
i wanna win a cool one

[dj nysus]

theres only one way to settle this!

the next party will be a dj/ piss for distance and accuracy/ fuck for distance and accuracy competition

:edit, we can have it at my house, ill be the guy in the cape.



LMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAO:orly: :leghump:

[RX]

Originally Posted by 5l1mm
:edit, we can have it at my house, ill be the guy in the cape

hahahahahah holy shit. I just spit out my energy drink on my phone.

[5l1mm]

awesome.

[JustinTime]

My GF is the best cause she brings home girls, therefore I get more ass then you. Oh, yeah and she's hot, therefore the girls she brings home are also, you guessed it, hot. Therefore, I indeed fuck better then you because I get more ass, then you.

Justin FTW

:bowtodaking:

[5l1mm]

i dont believe you.
were gonna need pictures

[OhNoesIt'sJohn]

i think that dion and jon logo are winners here. so by default, dion and jon logo make the cutest couple of them all.

[JustinTime]

You just want to see my cock.

And I'm not kidding at all. There is nothing better then having your girl sit on your face while her little blonde bombshell friend rides my cock. The only down side is that you can't see what they are doing up there, but really, who gives a shit.

I should be a porn :star:

[dj nysus]

i think that dion and jon logo are winners here. so by default, dion and jon logo make the cutest couple of them all.


LOLOL your just jealious that we had the hottest bitches at that table on Friday !!!!!:twatpunch:

[5l1mm]

i think that dion and jon logo are winners here. so by default, dion and jon logo make the cutest couple of them all.
they might, but which one would wear the pance?

[dj nysus]

i dont believe you.
were gonna need pictures


now JIM is on to something .. proof is in the pudding:velvet:

[dj nysus]

they might, but which one would wear the pance?


I cook and clean and somehow still manage to wear the pants .... LOLOL kim might try to disagree but she knows:celia: :bbjohnson:

[JustinTime]

Ha, I'm just here for the pissing match, cause, it's what I do. I need not prove anything to you pesants!

[5l1mm]

Ha, I'm just here for the pissing match, cause, it's what I do. I need not prove anything to you pesants!
that sounds like an escape plan to me.

I cook and clean
if you and kim end up not working out, gimmie a call would ya?

[mouse]

i gotta pee now too

:shadyfu:

[OhNoesIt'sJohn]

LOLOL your just jealious that we had the hottest bitches at that table on Friday !!!!!:twatpunch:


pshaw

p.s. ask kim about the floppy balls

[JustinTime]

that sounds like an escape plan to me.

LOL! Good call, I was on my way out the door. But for real, I never took any pictures cause I didn't want to piss anyone off. I have pictures from before, like out at the bar before we made our way to the hizouse. other then that, no proof. But you just wait, you called me out and I always have to be right.

[dj nysus]

if you and kim end up not working out, gimmie a call would ya?

after that thread Jill Teller started about me over the weekend using my screen name .. I might just have to do that .. cause the buzzboard says I love that cock .. so it must be true:penguin:

[LuckyShamrock]

so this is what happens when I sleep in?:sillyme:

[dj nysus]

god i love you


good girl on the edit .. now peter and bryant dont have to be grossed out:hifive:


hey guys all pissing contests aside .. :jeebus: loves you.. even if you suck in bed

[lupitanahsee]

pshaw

p.s. ask kim about the floppy balls
i think i need a refresher as to what that convo was about :FUBAR:

i was T-rashed by mid night friday :D

[JustinTime]

Glad i don't suck in bed. Honestly, who here can true to god, bust on command. i'm talking about going for hours or 30 minutes or whatever and we she says "spray my face", you do it. huh? I didn't think so.

I reign supreme!

[The Logic Theorist]

i think that dion and jon logo are winners here. so by default, dion and jon logo make the cutest couple of them all.

I think John just admitted that there are hotter women on the East Coast than the West.

[OhNoesIt'sJohn]

Glad i don't suck in bed. Honestly, who here can true to god, bust on command. i'm talking about going for hours or 30 minutes or whatever and we she says "spray my face", you do it. huh? I didn't think so.

I reign supreme!

i can. can also make myself come without touching myself.

i get bored a lot.

[OhNoesIt'sJohn]

I think John just admitted that there are hotter women on the East Coast than the West.

nope, although i am stealing the east coasts hot women and moving them west.

[5l1mm]

actually the hardest part of being a male porn star are
-getting hard on command,
-popping multiple times a day(like 7 facials in a day)
after like 3 my urethra kinda hurts

[dj nysus]

Glad i don't suck in bed. Honestly, who here can true to god, bust on command. i'm talking about going for hours or 30 minutes or whatever and we she says "spray my face", you do it. huh? I didn't think so.

I reign supreme!


OK now .. peter and B-rock .. this is where we reach TMI and the whole point of this thread is missed LOLOLOLOL ....:cheerleader:

[5l1mm]

the east coast has better everything.

OK now .. peter and B-rock .. this is where we reach TMI and the whole point of this thread is missed LOLOLOLOL ....
point?
where?

[dj nysus]

yeah it does .. including pissing contests

[OhNoesIt'sJohn]

the east coast has better everything.

only thing i miss about the east coast is the junk food and my friends.

p.s. i have a million options for new years parties, not counting house parties. how about you :)

[5l1mm]

i can. can also make myself come without touching myself.

i get bored a lot.
please send me reference material for what ever taught you this trick.

it would be a welcome addition to the bedroom arsenal.

[5l1mm]

only thing i miss about the east coast is the junk food and my friends.

p.s. i have a million options for new years parties, not counting house parties. how about you :)
im about 2 hours from miami, i dont think ill be making the venture,
im trying this new thing.
the judge called it "no alcohol for a year"
new years party will ruin that.

[RX]

OK now .. peter and B-rock .. this is where we reach TMI and the whole point of this thread is missed LOLOLOLOL ....:cheerleader:
agreed. I didnt know anywhere in this thread were we talking about the way our gf's beg for nut after you u fuck them or the way they like it to cover their faces or they way they gargle it in their mouths and let it dribble out of their mouth slowly then swallow it all.

Oh sorry I got lost thinking about last night. Sorry I think I had a point but connot remembe rit now

[beth]

dj nysus everyone:

http://picasaweb.google.com/niceonebruva/DAFTPUNKORBUSTNyc/photo#5097179395291256962

[OhNoesIt'sJohn]

please send me reference material for what ever taught you this trick.

it would be a welcome addition to the bedroom arsenal.

it takes a LOT of concentration.

[JustinTime]

OK now .. peter and B-rock .. this is where we reach TMI and the whole point of this thread is missed LOLOLOLOL ....:cheerleader:


Just admit it! I fuck better then you. LOL

Fun thread...all true though, all true.

[EmmaK]

i think that dion and jon logo are winners here. so by default, dion and jon logo make the cutest couple of them all.
:spit: Aw, what a cute couple.

[OhNoesIt'sJohn]

dj nysus everyone:

http://picasaweb.google.com/niceonebruva/DAFTPUNKORBUSTNyc/photo#5097179395291256962



LOL

[LuckyShamrock]

:hilarious:

[5l1mm]

dj nysus everyone:

http://picasaweb.google.com/niceonebruva/DAFTPUNKORBUSTNyc/photo#5097179395291256962

best post evar!

it takes a LOT of concentration.
so what, no links? no book titles?
just concentrate?
like the force or some shit?

[JustinTime]

:haha:

:endthread:

[5l1mm]

:spit: Aw, what a cute couple.
so uh....
how will you and kim be filling the gap in free time?
and will you videotape it plz?

[Don Miguel Lush]

i win

[OhNoesIt'sJohn]

best post evar!


so what, no links? no book titles?
just concentrate?
like the force or some shit?

i picked it up from a friend who taught tantric meditation, but it's doable without the full practice of tantra

http://www.whitelotuseast.com/MaleSexuality.htm
some reading on it further down in the article.

[beth]

best post evar!

this one is better:
http://picasaweb.google.com/niceonebruva/DAFTPUNKORBUSTNyc/photo#5097187624448597186

[JustinTime]

If women were alcohol, I would be a lush, too.

[lupitanahsee]

dj nysus everyone:

http://picasaweb.google.com/niceonebruva/DAFTPUNKORBUSTNyc/photo#5097179395291256962


this one was better true to form

http://picasaweb.google.com/niceonebruva/DAFTPUNKORBUSTNyc/photo#5097187624448597186


and way funnier

[EmmaK]

so uh....
how will you and kim be filling the gap in free time?
and will you videotape it plz?
Obviously we'll be crocheting, cleaning house, and cooking...what else would Italian women do when left to their own devices?



O_o

[lupitanahsee]

this one is better:
http://picasaweb.google.com/niceonebruva/DAFTPUNKORBUSTNyc/photo#5097187624448597186
lol jinx biatch

[lupitanahsee]

:spit: Aw, what a cute couple.
we should make them make out on saturday

[5l1mm]

i picked it up from a friend who taught tantric meditation, but it's doable without the full practice of tantra

http://www.whitelotuseast.com/MaleSexuality.htm
some reading on it further down in the article.
i started on tantra a wile back but lost patiance for it.
i guess ill be giving it another try.

[Don Miguel Lush]

Obviously we'll be crocheting, cleaning house, and cooking
such


a




good




girl

[OhNoesIt'sJohn]

we should make them make out on saturday

oh god yes


although it could break out in to an orgy

[5l1mm]

Obviously we'll be crocheting, cleaning house, and cooking...what else would Italian women do when left to their own devices?



O_o
you coulda just lied, and left me to my fantasies.:ripped:
oh god yes


although it could break out in to an orgy
yeah, i think if i were to whiteness such a thing, i couldnt restrain myself.
well need a foam party for it.



...and some disco

[JustinTime]

I went to the disco, shit was hot.

[dj nysus]

ha ... beth and Kim FTW >>>>>>>>>>> caught some nysus in rare form!!!!!!!!


its like the chupacabra

[LuckyShamrock]

its like the chupacabra

LOL!!!

[JustinTime]

http://www.hauntedamericatours.com/vampires/Chupacabra/elchupacabra/image/CHUPACABRA-DRAWING.jpg

El Nysus FTW!

[JustinTime]

Double post

[EmmaK]

we should make them make out on saturday
that is some combination of :chairfall: and :crying2: and :chilly:

[lupitanahsee]

lol i know!

thats what makes it great

[dj nysus]

lol i know!

thats what makes it great


Never .... but u 2 are more than welcome to become friendly and show us just how good of DJS you think we are:lick:

[lupitanahsee]

HA!

you and jon would totally have to make out first...and make sexy faces like youre diggin it...

i triple dog dare you.

[5l1mm]

and make sexy faces....

lol

[LOGO]

dj nysus everyone:

http://picasaweb.google.com/niceonebruva/DAFTPUNKORBUSTNyc/photo#5097179395291256962
:spit:

Yet another Dion + pissing incident.

WIN!

[LOGO]

i think that dion and jon logo are winners here. so by default, dion and jon logo make the cutest couple of them all.

we should make them make out on saturday

oh god yes


although it could break out in to an orgy

HA!

you and jon would totally have to make out first...and make sexy faces like youre diggin it...

i triple dog dare you.
Wait.

WHUH?


What in the name of little baby BaJeezelsnaps is going on in this thread??

[5l1mm]

little baby bejeezlesnaps.......

[Skandalus]

I have the cutest cat out of everyone here.


this is a fact.







yea.


top that.

[n-root]

My GF is the best cause she brings home girls, therefore I get more ass then you. Oh, yeah and she's hot, therefore the girls she brings home are also, you guessed it, hot. Therefore, I indeed fuck better then you because I get more ass, then you.

Justin FTW

:bowtodaking:

Let me guess. She won't come to the club for [insert BS here]

[malleus]

i pee standing up...is that worth anything?

[eric m]

all ur ear pussy r belong 2 me.

[lupitanahsee]

Wait.

WHUH?


What in the name of little baby BaJeezelsnaps is going on in this thread??


me and emma are gonna make you and dion get it on for ouur own shits and giggles benefit.

[LOGO]

I mean, I read that.
My response was more of a rhetorical question.

Sorry, Kim.
You'll have to wait for the smell of man-ass until you get Dion home and you strap on the 18" black dong.

[dj nysus]

Wait.

WHUH?


What in the name of little baby BaJeezelsnaps is going on in this thread??


i know right mucho fantasies that are not flattering coming to the surface .. and they say we are gay !!!!!:smurf:

[dj nysus]

I have the cutest cat out of everyone here.


this is a fact.







yea.


top that.

i love it when you talk about your pussy

[proxxy]

DION


YOUR GAY.

YOU LOSE!


M FOR THE WIN! :nixon:

" i'll go deep inside you to girl" - charles M

[dj nysus]

"Come sit on my lap Little Girl & and see what I have in this Bag" Proxxy 2009 essential mix

[imabagel]

<embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/-EtAxuYVOes" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="350"></embed>

[amitai]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v469/mulders_lover/MACROS/IQYB3QLOXZ4BO3UP5LVD4IKAE7AQBN4M.jpg

[JustinTime]

Let me guess. She won't come to the club for [insert BS here]

Because I don't come to the club? :shrug:

Because we don't pick up skanky club chicks? :shrug:

I have NOTHING to prove to you, so have a nice day douchebag :D

[dj nysus]

if you dont come to the club how are you a Buzzlife Souljah?

[JustinTime]

Hip-hop crowd killed it for me. You can't even take a lady friend up there anymore without a bunch of asshats grabbing her ass, etc... I've partied with buzz life for years now, I've seen them close 4 times; go from b-more back to DC. I even moved back from Florida for buzz when they left redwood and went back to Nation. Was a photographer at one point. So, I’m just kind of hanging around for them to leave Fur, get rid of the Hip-hop or a combination of the two. I've always enjoyed buzzlife parties because of the crowd; now it's like very other club.

[jbee]

Wait.

WHUH?


What in the name of little baby BaJeezelsnaps is going on in this thread??

:spit:

[jbee]

pissin fo lyfe

[nsI]

hiphop killed buzz

lol

[JustinTime]

Well, it did for me. I think doing hiphop every other weekend would work just as well. But enough about that crap.

:deadhorse:

[Utopium]

Let fucking cut through the red tape and the stupid titles and be honest ....

Why do we do anything .. TO GET ASS!!!!!!!!!!!:yummy:

I fail at everything. I get no ass. :sadpanda:

[dj nysus]

hiphop killed buzz

lol

:lies:
That might be the lamest statement ever and if .. it were true .. I would quit this DJ scene right away ... Lets just say the people that dont come out because the cant handle some hip hop in a sep room to ignore than they are not a fan I worry about anyway .. because they aren't helping any of us carry this into the future and are only stuck in the past .. progression happens and sometimes you have to take the good with the bad ....

End Rant:kick:


----------------

so yeah um I fuck good and shit ...:dunce:

[LuckyShamrock]

I fail at everything. I get no ass. :sadpanda:

I see all kinds of hoochies and hoes around you all the time

are they not up to your standards?:confused:

[dj nysus]

no he just isnt a move maker

[jbee]

ho's are always following the cam

[nsI]

:lies:
That might be the lamest statement ever and if .. it were true .. I would quit this DJ scene right away ... Lets just say the people that dont come out because the cant handle some hip hop in a sep room to ignore than they are not a fan I worry about anyway .. because they aren't helping any of us carry this into the future and are only stuck in the past .. progression happens and sometimes you have to take the good with the bad ....

End Rant:kick:


----------------

so yeah um I fuck good and shit ...:dunce:

damn son. you a little late on that joke.

ill laugh when hip-hop does take over friday night and they give buzz the boot though. it will serve you all right if you bitched about hip-hop being there in the first place

[JustinTime]

:lies:
That might be the lamest statement ever and if .. it were true .. I would quit this DJ scene right away ... Lets just say the people that dont come out because the cant handle some hip hop in a sep room to ignore than they are not a fan I worry about anyway .. because they aren't helping any of us carry this into the future and are only stuck in the past .. progression happens and sometimes you have to take the good with the bad ....

End Rant:kick:


----------------

so yeah um I fuck good and shit ...:dunce:

I fuck better and buzz never needed hiphop. Maybe buzz needs a smaller venue. That seperate room isolates all the other rooms from the outside. Walking, or rather, pushing my way through the ghetto to smoke a cig is annoying, the people trickling down from the hiphop room are annoying, etc...

[JustinTime]

damn son. you a little late on that joke.

ill laugh when hip-hop does take over friday night and they give buzz the boot though. it will serve you all right if you bitched about hip-hop being there in the first place

I will praise little babyjezzelsnaps when that happens.

[nsI]

I will praise little babyjezzelsnaps when that happens.

get ready for it. lol

[JustinTime]

I'm glad we see eye to eye. Don't get me wrong, I LOVE some good hiphop.

[feelfree]

fuckinnnggg waaah already..

[dj nysus]

lololol

[nsI]

I'm glad we see eye to eye.

me too :bacon:

[feelfree]

flip flops killed sandals! oh mai!

[JustinTime]

lololol

Nysus Killed buzz.

[jbee]

I will praise little babyjezzelsnaps when that happens.

everytime i heard that word i want some cookies

[dj nysus]

Breaks is Killing Trance ... Dub Step is killing DnB

[GiveMeFunkyBeats]

flip flops killed sandals! oh mai!


:delirious:


for whatever reason that made me el oh el

/i love flip flops and will wear them every day during the spring/summer

[JustinTime]

everytime i heard that word i want some cookies


Mmmm :drool: Ginger snaps!


Breaks is Killing Trance ... Dub Step is killing DnB

Good and not good. Damn the dubstep. If I were a heroin addict, i might like dubstep.

[feelfree]

what do jenkem addicts like?

[nsI]

what do jenkem addicts like?

trance

[JustinTime]

feelfree likes trance!

[dj nysus]

Mmmm :drool: Ginger snaps!




Good and not good. Damn the dubstep. If I were a heroin addict, i might like dubstep.


nah it would def make me hurl way worse ... :shadyfu:

[JustinTime]

:haha: :werd: to that

[feelfree]

:delirious:


for whatever reason that made me el oh el

/i love flip flops and will wear them every day during the spring/summer

flip flops feel weird between my tows, unatural even. and they fly off my feet for some reason when i try to walk in them. they hate me :crying:

[feelfree]

feelfree likes trance!

now that was just uncalled for. :bsflag:

[jbee]

this thread needs some

http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f295/jbenimon/snap.jpg

[dj nysus]

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/28/92314384_1de8874200.jpg

[dj nysus]

its all about "what nourishes Me also destroys me" how true .. LOLOL

[nsI]

http://www.addictionca.com/images/Heroin12.jpg

:shrug:

[jbee]

that pocket pastry does look tasty

[dj nysus]

OMG ... that is sooooooooooooooooooooooooo FUCKING gross .. i was all food minded and then I look at that .. this thread has become something completely of its own .. a free form .. shit fest ..

Huh maybe it exceeded my point of parody of the pissing contest threads we have on this board ..

[JustinTime]

Did you snap that picture from your front porch?

[nsI]

Did you snap that picture from your front porch?

:haha:

[JustinTime]

:D

[nsI]

i actually havent seen many crackheads around recently in the neighborhood. guess they switched it up. which is a good thing.

[feelfree]

lol. damn son go get some sleeves or sumthin!

[JustinTime]

He's about to go reqieum for a dream on dat ass.

[jbee]

please don't

[JustinTime]

Don't what? This?

http://www.cripo.com.ua/back/narkomany_prt3_01.jpg

[jbee]

damn....why did i even look?

:sadpanda:

[JustinTime]

Sorry...

[CareBear]

All i have to say is Woah... some people just don't know how to keep things personal!

[feelfree]

All i have to say is Woah... some people just don't know how to keep things personal!

i know, right? award ceremony at 8:00. carry on.

[EmmaK]

Hip-hop crowd killed it for me. You can't even take a lady friend up there anymore without a bunch of asshats grabbing her ass, etc... I've partied with buzz life for years now, I've seen them close 4 times; go from b-more back to DC. I even moved back from Florida for buzz when they left redwood and went back to Nation. Was a photographer at one point. So, I’m just kind of hanging around for them to leave Fur, get rid of the Hip-hop or a combination of the two. I've always enjoyed buzzlife parties because of the crowd; now it's like very other club.
Jeebus, what age did you start partying?? (your profile says you're 24)

[EmmaK]

flip flops feel weird between my tows, unatural even. and they fly off my feet for some reason when i try to walk in them. they hate me :crying:
My flats flew off my feet while walking to work today. And then the wind blew them around the middle of an intersection while I chased them down. While the light was turning green.

It was kinda funny, until I realized it destroyed my stockings (since I was running around a wet intersection without shoes).


:sadpanda:

[LOGO]

My flats flew off my feet while walking to work today. And then the wind blew them around the middle of an intersection while I chased them down. While the light was turning green.

It was kinda funny, until I realized it destroyed my stockings (since I was running around a wet intersection without shoes).


:sadpanda:
Awww, baby.
It is a funny story, but still: :sok: :smooch:



p.s. What in the name of Little Baby BaJeezelsnaps is going on in this thread?

It's so whatthefuckishly discombobulated.

We've got my and Dion's girlfriends trying to get us to gay out with each other, Hip-Hop killing Buzz, Flip-flops killing sandals, Hotpockets, a Bacon reference, and Smackheads Requieming out on Bmore front porches.
Toss in some midgets, some Jager, a rabid beaver, some M80s, a little 2G1C, and some A2M, and I'd say we've got ourselves a pretty kick-ass little party goin' on in here.

[JustinTime]

All i have to say is Woah... some people just don't know how to keep things personal!

Not on the buzzboard. I've got Nysus beat and I pulled the card to prove it. It's a pissing contest, lol.



Jeebus, what age did you start partying?? (your profile says you're 24)

16, my junior year in high school

[Shawn_E]

Alright alright .. fuck the dumb .. whos a better dancer .. whos a better dj .. whos better looking blah blah blah blah:pos:

Let fucking cut through the red tape and the stupid titles and be honest ....

Why do we do anything .. TO GET ASS!!!!!!!!!!!:yummy:


so this thread is about just that ... WHO GETS THE MOST ASS CAUSE THEY ARE THE BEST >>> or i.e. who has the best GIRLFRIEND .........LOL:trio:



---------- My list ... DJ NYSUS FTW .. that is all
















































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i got 2 shots says i can fuck better than you!!!!!!!!!:fudd:

Dion we had this bet 4 years ago and I won so you fail

[Shawn_E]

My flats flew off my feet while walking to work today. And then the wind blew them around the middle of an intersection while I chased them down. While the light was turning green.

It was kinda funny, until I realized it destroyed my stockings (since I was running around a wet intersection without shoes).


:sadpanda:

:spit: :breakdance:

[feelfree]

no chivalrous men helped u out? :shrug: did u stop traffic?

[PimpZtress RaH]

wait....ru talking about REAL sex here or just masturbation??!!

[CareBear]

wait....ru talking about REAL sex here or just masturbation??!!


ROFL.. :twatpunch:

[EmmaK]

no chivalrous men helped u out? :shrug: did u stop traffic?
The traffic waited, yes. Funny you mention the (lack of a) 'chivalrous man'. As I was walking the rest of the way to the office, I thought about how if that had happened on my commute in DC, there definitely would have been someone jumping to help. (Trust, as I can be a bit of a klutz, I run into similarly awkward situations on a consistent basis.)

[jbee]

Awww, baby.
It is a funny story, but still: :sok: :smooch:



p.s. What in the name of Little Baby BaJeezelsnaps is going on in this thread?

It's so whatthefuckishly discombobulated.

We've got my and Dion's girlfriends trying to get us to gay out with each other, Hip-Hop killing Buzz, Flip-flops killing sandals, Hotpockets, a Bacon reference, and Smackheads Requieming out on Bmore front porches.
Toss in some midgets, some Jager, a rabid beaver, some M80s, a little 2G1C, and some A2M, and I'd say we've got ourselves a pretty kick-ass little party goin' on in here.

I thought the bacon snaps were a nice touch myself.

[Bioteknik]

I think Dion is really thinking of Peter when he has sex..

[proxxy]

I think Dion is really thinking of Peter when he has sex..


well... according to teressa... he is the new lantern

[feelfree]

The traffic waited, yes. Funny you mention the (lack of a) 'chivalrous man'. As I was walking the rest of the way to the office, I thought about how if that had happened on my commute in DC, there definitely would have been someone jumping to help. (Trust, as I can be a bit of a klutz, I run into similarly awkward situations on a consistent basis.)

i geuss just be glad u werent in NY. they just run ya over up there...:ohnoes:

[proxxy]

what is this thread about? for real... haha this thread gets the mindless tweaker award of the week

[jbee]

it has no point and no end

[EmmaK]

i geuss just be glad u werent in NY. they just run ya over up there...:ohnoes:
I never had any problems like that in the years I lived in ny :)

But cabs stop for no one, unless it's a potential fare.

[dj nysus]

what is this thread about? for real... haha this thread gets the mindless tweaker award of the week


at first it was ment to make fun of Charles M's thread about who's the best breaks DJ .. I thought it would be funny to start a pissing contest thread about a much more important topic... who is better in bed !!!! >>> ie. satire

[JustinTime]

<----Winner

[feelfree]

I never had any problems like that in the years I lived in ny :)

But cabs stop for no one, unless it's a potential fare.

yea, i was remembering when i almost got creamed by one.. only reason i didnt is i heard the 4barrel kick in. the thing was he had plenty of room. he was aiming for me..

[jbee]

<----Winner

there is no winner or loser :goawaymarcus:

[JustinTime]

:shadyfu:

[jbee]

fine....justin is the winner

here :star:

[JustinTime]

:shadyfu::shadyfu:

[CharlesM]

at first it was ment to make fun of Charles M's thread about who's the best breaks DJ .. I thought it would be funny to start a pissing contest thread about a much more important topic... who is better in bed !!!! >>> ie. satire


but the only problem is it isnt making fun of me.

its making fun of all these slack ass people that only come to the breaks forum to talk gossip for the lack of a better word than "shit"

i started that thread to get more activity to this forum, and it worked.

if only half the people interested in breaks brought more to the table in this forum, breaks wouldnt be sucha small part of this scene.

:yourock: /no I ROCK

[n-root]

Does anyone remember Sanborn's old Buttshark Awards ? I wish they were still around.

[JustinTime]

HAHAHAHA! I remember those. Good times.

[CareBear]

what is this thread about? for real... haha this thread gets the mindless tweaker award of the week


I Would have to agree. It's pretty comical though.

I'd have to give the award to Dion. Between the video, posting about liking cock.... I dunno I think he's got it hands down!

[dj nysus]

I Would have to agree. It's pretty comical though.

I'd have to give the award to Dion. Between the video, posting about liking cock.... I dunno I think he's got it hands down!


1 the video was from daft punk ... long time ago ...

2 the cock thread was my BFF jill teller on my computer un monitored .. bitch

3 this thread has actually explained the satirical point behind it creation multiple times .. if you miss it o well

[lupitanahsee]

SCIENCE!

[JustinTime]

Mellow Dramatic posting = Teh suck

This was more fun 10 pages ago.

[lupitanahsee]

you still havent posted video of your conquests dood.

get with the you tubing and make it interesting again

[JustinTime]

:bowtodaking:

[CareBear]

1 the video was from daft punk ... long time ago ...

2 the cock thread was my BFF jill teller on my computer un monitored .. bitch

3 this thread has actually explained the satirical point behind it creation multiple times .. if you miss it o well


ROFL he he I know I know!!

[lupitanahsee]

dions ball busting detector was off this morning, i think :D

[CareBear]

dions ball busting detector was off this morning, i think :D


ROFL After last weekend. :corny: I have no comment. he he Yall are awesome!

[JustinTime]

:modlock:

[CharlesM]

dions ball busting detector was off this morning, i think :D


thats not it. i just pretty much had an experiment with all of you, and none of you knew it was happening.

i was like the player, and you all were my chess pieces.

[lupitanahsee]

i was not refrencing YOU in that comment...i was eluding to the post carebear (a mutual friend of me and dion) was busting his balls with her post and he got bent up about it...

I Would have to agree. It's pretty comical though.

I'd have to give the award to Dion. Between the video, posting about liking cock.... I dunno I think he's got it hands down!


1 the video was from daft punk ... long time ago ...

2 the cock thread was my BFF jill teller on my computer un monitored .. bitch

3 this thread has actually explained the satirical point behind it creation multiple times .. if you miss it o well

[buster]

is this yet another thread about Dion's cock?

[lupitanahsee]

No, buster, you cannot touch dions cock. how many times do i have to tell you?

[n-root]

SCIENCE!


Science Be Praised!

[proxxy]

"Come sit on my lap Little Girl & and see what I have in this Bag" Proxxy 2009 essential mix

haha niiiiice

[CharlesM]

haha niiiiice


actually that would be the 09-12 mix

randy is going to make four volumes of the whats in my pants album

[5l1mm]

actually that would be the 09-12 mix

randy is going to make four volumes of the whats in my pants album
he better have 4 pairs of pants ready for that, no skimping out

[CharlesM]

he better have 4 pairs of pants ready for that, no skimping out


to bust in your pants is uncivilized.

what exactly would the four pairs be for