Sat 12/29- Ken Lazee BDAY blowout! Thunderball, Section 8, Buster, Keenan-club FIVE!

[Matt Sanborn]

Saturday December 29th, 2007, Music Makes Magic and Section 8 proudly bring you:

Ken Lazee's Birthday Blowout


Come help celebrate one of DC's most beloved hometown heroes. Ken has been a staple in the area's Electronic Music scene for longer than he would like to admit. From back in the days at Fever, to his years of work with the Upfront parties, to his dj presence with Section 8....Ken has cemented his role in our community. Lets show him a good time....who knows how much longer the old fart will be with us.

THUNDERBALL
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Washington, DC-based trio, Thunderball, are globally renowned purveyors of sophisticated, stereophonic-thrillers, and cinematic dub. Since 1997 their productions have shifted effortlessly between the genres of drum & bass, breakbeat and downtempo, building a strong following for their signature sound. The former duo of Sid Barcelona & Steve Raskin are now officially joined by long-time collaborator, Rob Myers. Rob, a fellow ESL Music compatriot, records & tours with Thievery Corporation playing sitar & guitar, most notably on the Thievery classic, "Lebanese Blonde."

Thunderball has become a well known commodity for music supervisors worldwide, having their music featured in hit TV shows such as Alias, Viva La Bam, and Malcolm in the Middle; and TV commercials and ad campaigns, including spots for Mercury and Toyota. They have also had songs featured on video games like, Kelly Slater's Pro Surfing, and Tiger Woods PGA Tour 2006. Following in their hipster vibe their music has been used in countless compilations including the prestigious Hotel Costes.

Thunderball actively perform their music worldwide as DJs; as the Thunderball Sound System (featuring Mustafa Akbar and Rex Riddem), and as an 8-piece live band. Thunderball have brought their explosive performances to jet-set destinations like Australia , Bangkok , Moscow and to the warm beaches of Playa Del Carmen, Mexico .

BUSTER
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SECTION 8
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KEENAN
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Rooftop jams by OSO-FRESH




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[Don Miguel Lush]

nice



keenan's picture is gold, BTW

[yvonison]

this is going to be one hell of a fucking weekend.
five 2 nights in a row.... oiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii.

<b>the lazee blowout!!! </b>

[yvonison]

Come help celebrate one of DC's most beloved hometown heroes. Ken has been a staple in the area's Electronic Music scene for longer than he would like to admit. From back in the days at Fever, to his years of work with the Upfront parties, to his dj presence with Section 8....Ken has cemented his role in our community. Lets show him a good time....who knows how much longer the old fart will be with us.


QUOTED FOR EMPHASIS!!!!

kens an old fart

[Utopium]

nice



keenan's picture is gold, BTW

Buster's is funny too.

[Matt Sanborn]

this night will be huge

[GiveMeFunkyBeats]

w00t! :freakout:

[juicyjay]

BUSTER
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SECTION 8
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KEENAN
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oh my god :afterbuzz: too funny

and i will be there.

i havn't heard keenan spin in forever btw

[Don Miguel Lush]

LOL AT SECTION 8'S NEW PIC

[Matt Sanborn]

w00t! :freakout:


this has to be the night you bust out the cheerleader outfit.

oh yes.

[eric m]

SECTION 8
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:hilarious:

uh oh ken. looks like matt is going to make it a special night for you.

[Taishou]

awesome


:bacon:

[LizE]

OH SHIT SON. THE 29th IS MY BIRTHDAY TOO! :freakout:

Everyone buy my drinks plz. :yes:

[beth]

SO THERE!

[GiveMeFunkyBeats]

this has to be the night you bust out the cheerleader outfit.

oh yes.


i bet it will be cold that night


no cheerleader outfit :)

[Matt Sanborn]

i bet it will be cold that night


no cheerleader outfit :)


awww weak!

[GiveMeFunkyBeats]

awww weak!


YOU should wear a cheerleader outfit

[Don Miguel Lush]

no, matt should not....



really




please

[Matt Sanborn]

YOU should wear a cheerleader outfit


dont threaten me with a good time

[GiveMeFunkyBeats]

dont threaten me with a good time


if you wear one i will wear one too :)

[Don Miguel Lush]

if you wear one i will wear one too :)
ok mat, do it

[Utopium]

ok mat, do it
:stupid:

[thelazee1]

QUOTED FOR EMPHASIS!!!!

kens an old fart
blah ha ha your right behind me sister!

[Matt Sanborn]

if you wear one i will wear one too :)


You understand if I show up in a mini skirt and you do not have the same....I will probably never talk to you again right?

[GiveMeFunkyBeats]

You understand if I show up in a mini skirt and you do not have the same....I will probably never talk to you again right?


:ponder:

[thelazee1]

You understand if I show up in a mini skirt and you do not have the same....I will probably never talk to you again right?

he'll do it people. after our gig at ultrabar last halloween i am sure he will do anything. he will show you his jonks even..

[Joe L.]

I'll be out!! All the cool kids have Dec. bdays lol jk

[GiveMeFunkyBeats]

he'll do it people. after our gig at ultrabar last halloween i am sure he will do anything. he will show you his jonks even..


what happened at your gig at ultrabar last halloween?

[Don Miguel Lush]

is that when ken almost got teabagged?

[eric m]

is that when ken almost got teabagged?

yeah ken. tell us the story.

[yvonison]

is that when ken almost got teabagged?

damn ken

[RevisionC]

is that when ken almost got teabagged?

:banana:

[GiveMeFunkyBeats]

:breakdance: :cheerleader:

[upfrontdc]

:woot:

[Matt Sanborn]

:mattsanborn:

[LizE]

Dear Matt,

My birthday is also on the 29th. I will be at Five most def.

That said, you need to dress up like Walker, Texas Ranger for me. And buy me drinks.

Do it plz.

Kthx,
Liz

[thelazee1]

liz i am stepping away from my non drinking for this nite, so we will do shots together. matt has pledged to buy everyone drinks for the whole nite so we'll hold him to it!

also, i couldnt be happier with all the djs on hand to help me move into the next phase of getting old. so i hope to see everyone there, gonna be a fun one! hit up me or matt for free g list.

check out thunderball
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[LizE]

liz i am stepping away from my non drinking for this nite, so we will do shots together. matt has pledged to buy everyone drinks for the whole nite so we'll hold him to it!

also, i couldnt be happier with all the djs on hand to help me move into the next phase of getting old. so i hope to see everyone there, gonna be a fun one! hit up me or matt for free g list.
YAY! :banana:

But the real issue here is Matt dressing up like Walker, Texas Ranger.

This needs to happen. :yes:

[thelazee1]

haha im sure we could sort that out. matt what do you think?

[LizE]

He promised he'd show up to Buzz one night dressed like that, but he lied. :crying:

[Matt Sanborn]

matt has pledged to buy everyone drinks for the whole nite so we'll hold him to it!

He promised he'd show up to Buzz one night dressed like that, but he lied.

1. I never said Im buying everyone drinks all night.
2. I never said I would dress up like Walker the Texas Ranger.

[GiveMeFunkyBeats]

1. I never said Im buying everyone drinks all night.
2. I never said I would dress up like Walker the Texas Ranger.


but ure still dressing up like a cheerleader right?

[LizE]

1. I never said Im buying everyone drinks all night.
2. I never said I would dress up like Walker the Texas Ranger.
You're no fun. :puppydog:

[ChicoMDK]

You're no fun. :puppydog:


I'll buy birthday/christmas drinks for you but i will not dress up like a texas ranger for you sorry

[thelazee1]

but ure still dressing up like a cheerleader right?

lol going to be a crazy night

[buster]

best
online
promothread
evah.

im wikked with a crobar by the way.

if matt shows up in a cheerleader outfit it will be the bestest bday for ken ever.

[Matt Sanborn]

Doh is showing up in the Section 8 cheerleader outfit.

she loves us.

[GiveMeFunkyBeats]

Doh is showing up in the Section 8 cheerleader outfit.

she loves us.


:delirious:

[Matt Sanborn]

this is going to be a long weekend of partying lol

[GiveMeFunkyBeats]

ud better shave your man legs before putting on that cheerleader outfit

:)

[Matt Sanborn]

ud better shave your man legs before putting on that cheerleader outfit

:)


only if you come shave them for me baby

[GiveMeFunkyBeats]

only if you come shave them for me baby


maybe if you let me wax them for you

[eric m]

:needpics: and cheerleader outfits.

[Matt Sanborn]

maybe if you let me wax them for you


if we are talking brazillian you may have yourself a deal.

[GiveMeFunkyBeats]

if we are talking brazillian you may have yourself a deal.


no.


your legs :)

[thelazee1]

lol

[Matt Sanborn]

no.


your legs :)


why wont anyone wax my buttcrack for me? :sadpanda:

[GiveMeFunkyBeats]

why wont anyone wax my buttcrack for me? :sadpanda:

:delirious:



i dunno

[Matt Sanborn]

:delirious:



i dunno


I reach down as far as I can and run a razor over that area about once a week....you know, just to clean up the gooch.

But that just wont do for a cheerleader outfit.

everyone knows cheerleaders wax their taints.

[Don Miguel Lush]

:afterbuzz:

[GiveMeFunkyBeats]

I reach down as far as I can and run a razor over that area about once a week....you know, just to clean up the gooch.

But that just wont do for a cheerleader outfit.

everyone knows cheerleaders wax their taints.


:spit:

[Matt Sanborn]

I thought we were friends Doh.

If you needed your anus waxed I would help you!

[GiveMeFunkyBeats]

I thought we were friends Doh.

If you needed your anus waxed I would help you!


i dont want you waxing my anus :(

[Matt Sanborn]

i dont want you waxing my anus :(


Im a dj....I have fast hands.


Id probably be an excellent waxer.

[GiveMeFunkyBeats]

Im a dj....I have fast hands.


Id probably be an excellent waxer.


perfect for waxing your legs for your cheerleader outfit :banana:

[JonH]

This joint is going to be FUN!

[Matt Sanborn]

cant wait....coming up soon

[LizE]

Yaaaaaaaaaaay!

[thelazee1]

remember to hit up matt or me for free entry

[Matt Sanborn]

yes- hit me up for guestlist

[GiveMeFunkyBeats]

yes- hit me up for guestlist


me please

[Matt Sanborn]

me please


you are set homeslice.

[upfrontdc]

NEXT WEEK!!

[Matt Sanborn]

hells yes

[GiveMeFunkyBeats]

hells yes!

matt in a cheerleader outfit :lessthanthree:

[keenan]

KEENAN
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We're gonna have problems, Matt ;)

[Matt Sanborn]

We're gonna have problems, Matt ;)


Bring the pain, milkdud

[LizE]

yes- hit me up for guestlist
me too!

i'll PM you my name though...

[Matt Sanborn]

Dont miss out.

this is KEN'S COMING OUT OF THE CLOSET PARTY!!!

[LizE]

You better dress up like Walker Texas Ranger or I'm soooo not wearing a skirt on Saturday.

[Matt Sanborn]

I dont even own a cowboy hat!!

you on the other hand- own a skirt, and a vagina.

so keep them panties at home and lets have a proper party on sat

[Don Miguel Lush]

Dont miss out.

this is KEN'S COMING OUT OF THE CLOSET PARTY!!!
didn't that happen like a while ago????

[LizE]

I dont even own a cowboy hat!!
Excuses, excuses. :rolleyes:

Stores open back up on 12/26. You have time to snag one!

[Matt Sanborn]

didn't that happen like a while ago????


well, there has been some speculation for years...but on saturday Ken is just going to finally come out.

Im so proud of him actually.

he is really brave.

[Don Miguel Lush]

birthday teabagging?

[Matt Sanborn]

birthday teabagging?


oh definately.

[thelazee1]

lol .. matt you are a dirty dirty boy. miguel you're not too far off..

[DJ Psymon]

Wow! Might have to come check out some Thunderball!!! Happy B-day Ken!

[lupitanahsee]

this should be the jammy jam!

i will be in attendance, fo sho.

[Matt Sanborn]

hit me up for guestlist!!

[Bassmachine]

Dont miss out.

this is KEN'S COMING OUT OF THE CLOSET PARTY!!!

:velvet:

[juicyjay]

:jessi: this saturday!

[housecat]

Awesome. I haven't been to Five in forever. Forever being like a month.

[GiveMeFunkyBeats]

Awesome. I haven't been to Five in forever. Forever being like a month.


:afterbuzz:

[Matt Sanborn]

sat will be a tequila night me thinks

[housecat]

Please to be no projectile vomiting kthx.

:D

I want pix of Kenny boy at the end of the night. A before and after shot may be in order.

[Matt Sanborn]

Please to be no projectile vomiting kthx.

:D

I want pix of Kenny boy at the end of the night. A before and after shot may be in order.


pssst that wasnt from tequila.

you know me....I can drink tequila like nobody's business

[antimusic]

pssst that wasnt from tequila.

you know me....I can drink tequila like nobody's business

hahaha and i still out drank you that night we did tequila shots at sonar lol.

since i will probably be lifting the five embargo on saturday (just for you ken. muah!) i should be there. with my very hot best friend whose visiting. who i'm sure i'll spend most of the night protecting from the sketchy guys who are as much a fixture of five as the giant windows. sigh.

[jbee]

hahaha and i still out drank you that night we did tequila shots at sonar lol.

since i will probably be lifting the five embargo on saturday (just for you ken. muah!) i should be there. with my very hot best friend whose visiting. who i'm sure i'll spend most of the night protecting from the sketchy guys who are as much a fixture of five as the giant windows. sigh.

those damn sketchy five guys make you want to :jeffrey:

[eric m]

O MY GOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDD

[Matt Sanborn]

:mattsanborn:

[GiveMeFunkyBeats]

:jeebus:

[candypink]

those damn sketchy five guys make you want to :jeffrey:

hi jbee!!! *waves*

ha its the return of candypink...lol. i can't remember by password for antimusic and its not saved at work...

[jbee]

hi jbee!!! *waves*

ha its the return of candypink...lol. i can't remember by password for antimusic and its not saved at work...

hello...I was confused at first. *waves*

[thelazee1]

:rockon:

[Matt Sanborn]

hahaha and i still out drank you that night we did tequila shots at sonar lol.

whoa whoa whoa- that is not even true. If anything you barely kept up. By the time we sat down for shots (which ended up being almost a bottle between two of us) I was already well on my way to drunkness....and more than on my way in overall intoxication not counting alcohol.

I still cant believe you got so drunk you pulled your titties out then grabbed my package in front of everyone.

since i will probably be lifting the five embargo on saturday (just for you ken. muah!) i should be there. with my very hot best friend whose visiting. who i'm sure i'll spend most of the night protecting from the sketchy guys who are as much a fixture of five as the giant windows. sigh.

1. just for ken?? you are now dead to me.
2. cool- bring your friend- sounds like an excellent idea for Ken's bday gift.
3. I am the only sketchy guy you shall have to worry about. (even tho you are now dead to me- your vagina is not)

[thelazee1]

hahaha and i still out drank you that night we did tequila shots at sonar lol.

since i will probably be lifting the five embargo on saturday (just for you ken. muah!) i should be there. with my very hot best friend whose visiting. who i'm sure i'll spend most of the night protecting from the sketchy guys who are as much a fixture of five as the giant windows. sigh.

niiice! see you there!!

[Matt Sanborn]

niiice! see you there!!


Look at how lame your response to her was compared to mine.

yet another example of how much cooler I am than you.

[candypink]

boys, boys. matt, i said "for ken" because it is his BIRTHDAY. when you post a thread about how everyone should come to the club for you're birthday, it'll be all about you.

as to the tequila: i didn't say i drank more than you. but i did keep up, and considering that you're clearly bigger than i am, and i actually kept it down the next day, i think i win.

and we all know i've never grabbed your package.

[housecat]

I love that she did not confirm nor deny the titty show.

:afterbuzz:

Can't wait for Saturday!

[LizE]

I will need tequila on Saturday. And lots of it.

WHO'S DOING BIRTHDAY SHOTS WITH ME?!

[Matt Sanborn]

The only reason I threw up in my office the next day was because I hadnt eaten/slept in at least a week and Josh and Devin kept giving me Jager on top of everything else.

And Dina- in all fairness she didnt just whip em out at the bar....it was more like gently put them in my hands. I know...it was weird.

and ok- she didnt grab it....just like gummed it a little.

[Synz]

matt- check your pm's.

and saturday is going to be hot!

[Matt Sanborn]

matt- check your pm's.

and saturday is going to be hot!


just hit ya back....sorry for the delay- it got lost in the 14 PMs Candypink has sent me in the last 30 minutes bitching about me telling everyone about her breasts and shit.

[Synz]

lol.

it's her own damn fault and she loves the attn.

:wink:

[candypink]

hahahaha. matt, you're so full of it. i am getting off this thread before i bust out laughing and my boss hears me and wonders what the heck i'm doing in here.

[Matt Sanborn]

hahahaha. matt, you're so full of it. i am getting off this thread before i bust out laughing and my boss hears me and wonders what the heck i'm doing in here.


cool....call me later then.


before 3am this time...mmkay?

[vinylbitch]

wish i could be there for your bday, kenny!

HAPPY MOFO BURFDAY to one of my best friends in the world! :woot:

[kirk]

this is going to be one hell of a fucking weekend.
five 2 nights in a row.... oiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii.

<b>the lazee blowout!!! </b>


dayum

[candypink]

cool....call me later then.


before 3am this time...mmkay?

lol. this just made me realize i dont even have ur # in zee new phone...

bumP!

[Matt Sanborn]

lol. this just made me realize i dont even have ur # in zee new phone...

bumP!


that is totally unacceptable.

[buster]

so just to recap...

ken is getting drunk
doh is wearing a cheerleader outfit
matt is dressing as a texas ranger
and keenan is going to run around sayin "whatchu talkin 'bout?"

this IS going to be the jam.

[Utopium]

:thumbsup:

[jbee]

miguel shaves doh first then comes the outfit

[thelazee1]

set times:

keenan 10:00 - 11:45

buster 11:45 - 01:00

thunderball 01:00 - 03:00

section 8 03:00 - close

[LizE]

If anyone saw me at Buzz last night...if you thought I was drunk and obnoxious then, just wait til you see me at Five. Oh man... :afterbuzz:

[thelazee1]

almost time. talked to steve of thunderball and he is gonna be dropping the funk! gonna be a fun time!

[yvonison]

great party last night ken... john b in the dance circle ftw

happy birthday again dudeee!!!!

[buster]

werd - last night was cool. happy birthday kenny!

[thelazee1]

thanx guys for coming out and partying!