slumber party toy party

[sxulcmnky]

wondering who would be interested in another toy party to be hosted by me. we are going to make it the same day as our slumber party (that we are putting together so kendall has more gal pals)...

i'm looking at the 12th of Jan. I didn't want to do it before christmas because it's hard for people with them spending all of their money on the holiday.

TIME: 4pm

anyway, let me know people :D

[badkitty3804]

I might be down. Ol' Blue is getting some miles on her.

:ponder:

You live in the sticks though.

[sxulcmnky]

how did i *know* you would be first to respond :D

and ya, my fav is broke... has been for some time... have to improvise with the one i don't really care too much for lol

and i do *not* live in the sticks.. get to a metro... i can pick you up :D

[JustinTime]

Ol' Blue is getting some miles on her.


I should have know better then to even open this thread, but :wtf:

:tmi:

[Funshine]

I'm down :wave:

[sxulcmnky]

I should have know better then to even open this thread, but :wtf:

that's why i put it in Chick Shat

[JustinTime]

I use the "new posts" button...I obviously need to pay attention to what sub-forum things are in...

[elad]

:siihp:

[badkitty3804]

I use the "new posts" button...I obviously need to pay attention to what sub-forum things are in...

I could have gone into much further detail.

Actually, I have no problem doing that.



Sally, with the company you use, how is the supply of Japanese Silk Bondage play things?

[badkitty3804]

how did i *know* you would be first to respond :D

and ya, my fav is broke... has been for some time... have to improvise with the one i don't really care too much for lol

and i do *not* live in the sticks.. get to a metro... i can pick you up :D

Because I'm a dirty, dirty girl?

:D

And if a pick-up can be arranged, Alexandria can be doable.

[Raverjimbob]

:needpics:

[badkitty3804]

:needpics:

http://www.happyscrappy.com/blog/archives/images/bunny-cookie.jpg


(Note: Type of picture was not specified)

[sxulcmnky]

yes emily... pick ups are do-able... just get to the Van Dorn metro and it's all good :D

as for the bondage... don't know.. check out slumberparties.com (www.slumberparties.com)

[sxulcmnky]

http://www.happyscrappy.com/blog/archives/images/bunny-cookie.jpg


(Note: Type of picture was not specified)
awesome

[badkitty3804]

yes emily... pick ups are do-able... just get to the Van Dorn metro and it's all good :D

as for the bondage... don't know.. check out slumberparties.com (www.slumberparties.com)

So not clicking that while at work.

:D

[maynard]

Damn, y'all are some horny women.

[badkitty3804]

You....seem...surprised?

[sxulcmnky]

it's been WELL over a year since i've hosted one of these thankyouverymuch :D

and ya em... don't click at work... wait until you get home :ontome:

[maynard]

Well...no.

[badkitty3804]

And most of the local toy stores are WAY overpriced.

Toy parties are essential for budgeted pleasure.

[maynard]

Toy Parties: Keepin' America 'Batin for over 300 years.

[Neptune]

if you're doing a slumber party (http://www.slumberparties.com/productlisthome.cfm?adult=1), you girls need to get on the nympho niagra (http://www.slumberparties.com/productdetail.cfm?ProductIDCode=293&CategoryID=2). that stuff is awesome.

[chickpea]

I'm game. :D

[badkitty3804]

if you're doing a slumber party (http://www.slumberparties.com/productlisthome.cfm?adult=1), you girls need to get on the nympho niagra (http://www.slumberparties.com/productdetail.cfm?ProductIDCode=293&CategoryID=2). that stuff is awesome.

Want...to....click....

[chickpea]

Want...to....click....
:afterbuzz:

[Matt Sanborn]

:ponder:

[Funshine]

Toy Parties: Keepin' America 'Batin for over 300 years.
Cut me off a piece.

[badkitty3804]

:ponder:

You can make your own glass anal bead play sets!

Get out.

:neener:

[sxulcmnky]

i like the x-scream... that's the awesome

[sxulcmnky]

bump for the afternoon

[Hitoi]

Are all the products solds at a toy party masturbatory? Or is there other stuff too?

[badkitty3804]

The other 'parties' I've been to had full catalog...

Lingerie. Fun time aids. Lubes/Massage Oils. Punishment fun. Novelty/gag items. Etc. etc.

[sassypance]

The other 'parties' I've been to had full catalog...

Lingerie. Fun time aids. Lubes/Massage Oils. Punishment fun. Novelty/gag items. Etc. etc.

Hmm I actually can get down with some of the stuff at these things...

[Matt Sanborn]

Hmm I actually can get down with some of the stuff at these things...


:yes: you should get some of that vagina tightening cream

[sassypance]

HAY!1 :slap:

And of all things, that's the *last* thing I need to invest in. Good God.

[sxulcmnky]

Are all the products solds at a toy party masturbatory? Or is there other stuff too?
nope

click on the link when you are somewhere safe from a wandering eye... they have all kinds of stuff....

i love their creams... they have massage creams and bath stuff

[Matt Sanborn]

HAY!1 :slap:

And of all things, that's the *last* thing I need to invest in. Good God.


Im just tryin to help luv :wink:

[Funshine]

Are all the products solds at a toy party masturbatory? Or is there other stuff too?
There's some really fun "other" stuff, too :yes:

My favourite was a pheremone thingie that smelled different (and delicious) on everyone who put it on. Too bad my skin is sensitive and I had to throw away because my neck kept breaking out.

[LilLemur416]

:ponder:

I might be interested...

[LuckyShamrock]

I've never been to a toy party

might have to come out

[Funshine]

You should come!

[ChicoMDK]

I love slumber parties we can make smores you guys can do my hair and give me a make over and and and damn it.....
:ontome:

[Russell Christ]

You should come!
:rimshot:

[Kill Box]

Can I come to the "slumber party/toy party"?

:haha:

[Kill Box]

:rimshot:

lol

[EmmaK]

I'd be interested, though I'd need to carpool with someone (or go with my roomie).

[LuckyShamrock]

should I bring

http://www.darwinsgamecloset.com/images/DreamPhone1991.jpg


and


http://www.darwinsgamecloset.com/images/MallMadness1996.jpg

[sxulcmnky]

I'd be interested, though I'd need to carpool with someone (or go with my roomie).
as long as your roomie is a girl... :D

if you can find a way to a metro, then i can pick you up emma

[sassypance]

I would attend just for the crass jokes. You ladies have worn me down when it comes to these Passion Parties, I can't keep hating til I've been to one.

[LizE]

I am 100% down to do this. :yes:

[Funshine]

I would attend just for the crass jokes. You ladies have worn me down when it comes to these Passion Parties, I can't keep hating til I've been to one.
Don't worry. There will be plenty of wine to help you get thru the night :yes:

[EmmaK]

as long as your roomie is a girl... :D

if you can find a way to a metro, then i can pick you up emma
LOL, my roomie is Jen, the other girl on those party invites :wink:

As for getting to a metro, that requires taking Amtrak on the weekends, which would become a $38-42 expense (round-trip) just for transportation, not including the metro. We'll see! :)

[LizE]

Don't worry. There will be plenty of wine to help you get thru the night :yes:
buzzboard wimmins + wine + toys = :afterbuzz:

[Funshine]

SALLY - is your mom going to show up again?

[sassypance]

PEOPLE'S MOTHERS ATTEND THIS SHIT?

Y'all are some freaks.

[Funshine]

NO. Sally's mother is a freak.

I don't think I've ever laughed harder than when I saw her wearing a rubber dong on her forhead.

[sassypance]

OHHH my god...

[EmmaK]

NO. Sally's mother is a freak.

I don't think I've ever laughed harder than when I saw her wearing a rubber dong on her forhead.
:whoa: awesome...

[ao125]

Teh intarnets told me this was supposed to involve two girls and say... a cup...

[andiR]

should I bring

http://www.darwinsgamecloset.com/images/DreamPhone1991.jpg


and


http://www.darwinsgamecloset.com/images/MallMadness1996.jpg

OMFG!!!! I HAD BOTH OF THESE!!!! NARF!!!!

Teh intarnets told me this was supposed to involve two girls and say... a cup...
have you been talking to chad??

[mz_mojo_jojo]

is this open to anyone? if so i would be down...

[Jenni XO]

If a date is def set and settled on, and I have absolutely nothing going on, I'm down. :yes:

[RenderOne]

goodness

[sxulcmnky]

i'm still waiting to hear back from the distributor about the date, but that is the date i would like...

and i don't believe my mom will be coming... she is the awesome though, however her and my neighbor from my parents neighborhood passing the double ended dong... now *that* was comic

and emma- got it... ps: can i RSVP in this thread to you since i suck and spilled tea all over the invite smearing the phone number? if so, then Zac and i are tentative... it's the 15th right?

[sxulcmnky]

is this open to anyone? if so i would be down...
if someone can vouch for your awesomeness, then you can come... otherwise, it's basically open to people who i know, or know someone i know that can vouch for them... don't want to strangers whom have no connection to me up in my home piece

[Matt Sanborn]

I would attend just for the crass jokes. You ladies have worn me down when it comes to these Passion Parties, I can't keep hating til I've been to one.


ladies...make sure you take care of my girl Kristen.

something kick start, gasoline powered...and in black.

thanks

[Lexx]

have to improvise with the one i don't really care too much for lol

Is this supposed to be some kind of a joke? :wink:

[badkitty3804]

ladies...make sure you take care of my girl Kristen.

something kick start, gasoline powered...and in black.

thanks

Stop thinking so small. We'll get her something with a key based ignition.

You wouldn't believe how much of a bitch it is to kick-start one of those bad boys with 7" stilettos on.

[Matt Sanborn]

Stop thinking so small. We'll get her something with a key based ignition.

You wouldn't believe how much of a bitch it is to kick-start one of those bad boys with 7" stilettos on.


I knew I could count on you.

Kristen could use your guidance.

(get her one of those ball gags too)

[badkitty3804]

She's fancy, so we'll find a gold plated ball gag.

And maybe a door based arm restraint set?

[Matt Sanborn]

She's fancy, so we'll find a gold plated ball gag.

And maybe a door based arm restraint set?


just as long as they match.

she is very fashion forward.

see if you can find her some sort of ointment that removes sand too.

[sxulcmnky]

OK GIRLS, PM ME YOUR EMAIL ADDY FOR THE EVITE!!!
i talked to the lady today. it will be on 12 Jan at 4pm... my apartment.

[sxulcmnky]

Is this supposed to be some kind of a joke? :wink:
haha no baby... it's for when you are at school... and i'm home alone and have to take care of myself :smooch:

ps: that weekend you will be home by the time this starts :D but you will be there when she gets there... i'll drop you at the metro afterwards... then you can look through the book and tell me what you might want :D

[Lexx]

then you can look through the book and tell me what you might want :D
Yeah I think I'm good on that :noway:

[EmmaK]

and emma- got it... ps: can i RSVP in this thread to you since i suck and spilled tea all over the invite smearing the phone number? if so, then Zac and i are tentative... it's the 15th right?
15th, yes. When will you know? I'll mark you down as "yes" for now, since I'd rather plan to have extra stuff than not enough. Myself me when you know for sure :)


edit: "Myself me". :idiot: MYSPACE, is what I meant to say :wink:

[sxulcmnky]

Yeah I think I'm good on that :noway:

babe they have lotions and stuff.


emma... talking to zac now :D we have to be fancy or wear an ugly christmas sweater right?

[Funshine]

OK GIRLS, PM ME YOUR EMAIL ADDY FOR THE EVITE!!!
i talked to the lady today. it will be on 12 Jan at 4pm... my apartment.
I can't view evites at work. I'm sure I won't forget about the 12th though :wink:

[Matt Sanborn]

If I wear a dildo on my forehead with say a santa hat...that is cool right?

[EmmaK]

babe they have lotions and stuff.


emma... talking to zac now :D we have to be fancy or wear an ugly christmas sweater right?
you can wear "festive, costumed, or kitschy"...so that is a huge range of options, anything from fancy outfits to silly costumes to ugly sweaters to whatever....the point is just to jazz it up a bit from the usual :)

If I wear a dildo on my forehead with say a santa hat...that is cool right?
That would be awesome, actually.

(If you were talking about my party?)

[ao125]

have you been talking to chad??

No... but are you saying the intarnets lied to me? I was told that all you needed was two girls and a cup for hours of fun. :hypnotized:

[ao125]

If I wear a dildo on my forehead with say a santa hat...that is cool right?

How is that different from any other day?

[sxulcmnky]

Toy Party Evite (http://www.evite.com/app/publicUrl/sallyfauber@gmail.com/toyparty)

[LizE]

did you send one of these to my gmail?

i TOTALLY am going to this. i need new toys! :yes:

[sassypance]

just as long as they match.

she is very fashion forward.

see if you can find her some sort of ointment that removes sand too.

:whoa:

I do not have a Sandy V. My V is quite genial.

[Matt Sanborn]

genial.


thats german for unforgiving isnt it

[sxulcmnky]

did you send one of these to my gmail?

i TOTALLY am going to this. i need new toys! :yes:
but of course

[jbee]

:ponder:

[ChicoMDK]

Sally does everyone know that I will be there hiding in the closet or under the couch stalking you right. :D

[Funshine]

Whoa Chico, your sig is huge, man.

[ChicoMDK]

Whoa Chico, your sig is huge, man.


Thats what they all say

[sxulcmnky]

rob = ass

and yes chico they all know

[LuckyShamrock]

rob = ass

yeah I saw that

[sxulcmnky]

ya i fixed it... until he goes and does it again that is

[Tallgirl502]

What? Dammit.

I thought he was captain of the CabanaBoy staff for this lil shindig! Palm fronds and peeled grapes are an excellent addition to any toy party...

[stihgnob]

so do you ladies trade your old sex toys around like us guys do with old porn?

[ChicoMDK]

so do you ladies trade your old sex toys around like us guys do with old porn?


Bit torrent man bit torrent

[Funshine]

so do you ladies trade your old sex toys around like us guys do with old porn?
No, not the old ones.

[FutonBunny]

so do you ladies trade your old sex toys around like us guys do with old porn?

usually by the time we need a new one it's because the old one has gone kaput.

That being said, I wanna come to this! The last party was a blast.

[badkitty3804]

I have special memorial services for mine.

Then spread the ashes in front of my local pr0n store.

[Kill Box]

so do you ladies trade your old sex toys around like us guys do with old porn?

:haha:

[ChicoMDK]

I have special memorial services for mine.

Then spread the ashes in front of my local pr0n store.

Really I though you just left them in a box at the play ground for all the small childern to find and play with

[FutonBunny]

I have special memorial services for mine.

Then spread the ashes in front of my local pr0n store.

have you ever tried to take one apart to see how it works?

I tried and failed. The damn thing was tough and apparently a high heel wasn't machinery enough to crack it open.

[badkitty3804]

have you ever tried to take one apart to see how it works?

I tried and failed. The damn thing was tough and apparently a high heel wasn't machinery enough to crack it open.

I took apart a bullet and it's base once.

It was neat-o.

I imagine that a wabbit would be fun to take apart as well. Or a pocket pal.

:celia:

[Neptune]

have you ever tried to take one apart to see how it works?

I tried and failed. The damn thing was tough and apparently a high heel wasn't machinery enough to crack it open.


i had a bullet once that stopped working for unknown reasons. so i took it apart and fixed it. it worked better than before.


i also used to have a jackrabbit that was, lets say.. so slow. so i took it apart and shortened the length of the resistor coil. sped that bad boy right up.



<-----nerd

[sassypance]

thats german for unforgiving isnt it

:haha:

My V is not a commie or a Nazi!

[Matt Sanborn]

:haha:

My V is not a commie or a Nazi!


:afterbuzz:

I totally just had this mental image of your hotpocket with a Hitler mustache.

[sassypance]

:spit:

[sxulcmnky]

celia - sending you an evite now

laura- rob has to bring sangria if he's our cabana boy... OH AND BLUEBERRY PIE WITH ICE CREAM :drool:

[Funshine]

Sorry, no boys allowed. Not even of the cabana variety. I will bring blueberry pie if it is THAT important :delirious:

[ao125]

rob = ass

Wait... is that news?

[badkitty3804]

Sorry, no boys allowed. Not even of the cabana variety. I will bring blueberry pie if it is THAT important :delirious:

I'm going to start referring to my vag as "Blueberry Pie".

And I'll bring it to the party.

[sxulcmnky]

Wait... is that news?
never would it be news... unless it was the beginning of time that is :smooch:

[Tallgirl502]

I'm going to start referring to my vag as "Blueberry Pie".

And I'll bring it to the party.

...can we still have ice cream or are you lactose intolerant? :sadpanda:

[Funshine]

I'm going to start referring to my vag as "Blueberry Pie".

And I'll bring it to the party.
Will there still be ice cream?

[Tallgirl502]

Will there still be ice cream?

Jinx! :D

[Funshine]

:afterbuzz:

[Tallgirl502]

never would it be news... unless it was the beginning of time that is :smooch:

In the beginning there was TheRob...
And TheRob = ass.





(film at 11)

[ao125]

I'm going to start referring to my vag as "Blueberry Pie".

They make a cream for that.

[sxulcmnky]

In the beginning there was TheRob...
And TheRob = ass.





(film at 11)
i can so picture you saying this in front of a camera, with a blazer on, but hotpants on under the desk

[sxulcmnky]

celia... sent it to the shotdownstar gmail addy

[badkitty3804]

Only Vanilla Ice Cream.

Nothing with nuts.

[Tallgirl502]

i can so picture you saying this in front of a camera, with a blazer on, but hotpants on under the desk

...and smelling of sexual panther.

[Russell Christ]

Not even of the cabana variety.
Damn. I do a mean little dance too. and apply tanning oil like it's nobody's business!

[ao125]

...and smelling of sexual panther.

Veronica Corningstone: My God, what is that smell? Oh.
Brian Fantana: That's the smell of desire my lady.
Veronica Corningstone: God no, it smells like, like a used diaper... filled with... Indian food. Oh, excuse me.
Brian Fantana: You know, desire smells like that to some people
Garth Holliday: What is that? Smells like a turd covered in burnt hair.
News Station Employee: Smells like Bigfoot's dick.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0357413/quotes

[Tallgirl502]

Veronica Corningstone: My God, what is that smell? Oh.
Brian Fantana: That's the smell of desire my lady.
Veronica Corningstone: God no, it smells like, like a used diaper... filled with... Indian food. Oh, excuse me.
Brian Fantana: You know, desire smells like that to some people
Garth Holliday: What is that? Smells like a turd covered in burnt hair.
News Station Employee: Smells like Bigfoot's dick.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0357413/quotes

They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works, every time...
:yes:

[ao125]

They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works, every time...
:yes:

Ron Burgundy: [after smelling the Sex Panther cologne] It's a formidable scent. It stings the nostrils. I'm gonna be honest with you, Brian, that smells like pure gasoline.

[LizE]

Only Vanilla Ice Cream.

Nothing with nuts.
youre no fun. :yawn:

[Tallgirl502]

Ron Burgundy: [after smelling the Sex Panther cologne] It's a formidable scent. It stings the nostrils. I'm gonna be honest with you, Brian, that smells like pure gasoline.


Frank Vitchard: This is getting to be ri-god-damn-diculous.

[badkitty3804]

youre no fun. :yawn:

That's a way that I would NOT like to find out about a food allergy.

:cleo:

[LizE]

That's a way that I would NOT like to find out about a food allergy.

:cleo:
true true.

wouldn't want the vah-jay-jay to break out in hives or anything...

[Funshine]

Damn. I do a mean little dance too. and apply tanning oil like it's nobody's business!
:ponder:

[badkitty3804]

true true.

wouldn't want the vah-jay-jay to break out in hives or anything...

I already found out the hard way that I'm allergic to peppermint oil.

:sadpanda:

[LuckyShamrock]

:yikes:

[sxulcmnky]

I already found out the hard way that I'm allergic to peppermint oil.

:sadpanda:
that SUCKS

[Tallgirl502]

that SUCKS

...and/or itches...and/or burns...and/or....
:sadblue:

[sxulcmnky]

:afterbuzz:

[Maffew]

<object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/FVveA7iI_cA&rel=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/FVveA7iI_cA&rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object>

:)

[ao125]

That's a way that I would NOT like to find out about a food allergy.

:cleo:


True story... I was gettin it on with my ex gf right after making a batch of habanjero chili. Apparently there was "internal burning".

oops.

[Neptune]

:nono: always wash after handling or eating peppers

[mz_mojo_jojo]

if someone can vouch for your awesomeness, then you can come... otherwise, it's basically open to people who i know, or know someone i know that can vouch for them... don't want to strangers whom have no connection to me up in my home piece


cool. i totally understand. i am really awesome, but i don't know very many people yet so no one can really vouch for it. hope you have fun :D

[badkitty3804]

cool. i totally understand. i am really awesome, but i don't know very many people yet so no one can really vouch for it. hope you have fun :D

You have a few weeks to get out and meet people.

:wink:

[sxulcmnky]

You have a few weeks to get out and meet people.

:wink:
exactly!

[The Drifter]

My favourite was a pheremone thingie that smelled different (and delicious) on everyone who put it on. Too bad my skin is sensitive and I had to throw away because my neck kept breaking out.

did it work?

[Funshine]

It did :tarvis:

[The Drifter]

It did :tarvis:

like that person just got more attractive or that you wanted to jump their bones right then and now.

[Funshine]

Like my bones got jumped every time I put it on.

[The Drifter]

You didnt need that stuff before

[Funshine]

*preens*


Thank you :)

[The Drifter]

I need to get this for one of the girls at work, she cant get laid to save her life.

[mz_mojo_jojo]

You have a few weeks to get out and meet people.

:wink:
very very true and i shall do my best to impress upon them my total awesomeness...:yes:

[FutonBunny]

celia... sent it to the shotdownstar gmail addy

awesome. I cheated and sent it to my other one, but I have officially RSVPed.

[malleus]

oh yes ladies lets have a party! :in high pitch voice:

[Neptune]

Like my bones got jumped every time I put it on.


really?

i always thought pheromone perfume was more psychosomatic than anything.

[The Drifter]

really?

i always thought pheromone perfume was more psychosomatic than anything.


Thats what I thought, from what it sounds like this stuff will turn a room into an AXE comerical

[Neptune]

yea, i think some testing needs to be done in the name of science

[The Drifter]

How bout if I attend this party and try it out, if it tuns into a massive orgy then it works.

[FutonBunny]

I have a bottle you guys can test (we all frikkin ordered it at the last party because we all thought it smelled SOOOO good. Turned out I was alergic, yay!)

[DJ-Heist]

Damn, y'all are some horny women.

lol

[Maffew]

BTW, I find this whole thing sick.
Going to a public message board and planning a female toy party.
What the hell is wrong with people? :touchmymonkey:

[sxulcmnky]

BTW, I find this whole thing sick.
Going to a public message board and planning a female toy party.
What the hell is wrong with people? :touchmymonkey:
i KNOW most of the people on this message board personally... and you didn't even have to come in here... note where this thread is placed.

[badkitty3804]

BTW, I find this whole thing sick.
Going to a public message board and planning a female toy party.
What the hell is wrong with people? :touchmymonkey:

It's because of listening to hip hop. It's rotted our brains.

:teabag:


Prude.

[LuckyShamrock]

BTW, I find this whole thing sick.
Going to a public message board and planning a female toy party.
What the hell is wrong with people? :touchmymonkey:

:wtf:








Dildo Massiv FTW!!!! :breakdance:

[CareBear]

ROFL Best way to find good toys is to hear from others... Nothing wrong with posting it on a board. he he Chris has the DnB at RockNRoll Hotel on the 12th so i won't be making the party.

[LuckyShamrock]

ROFL Best way to find good toys is to hear from others... Nothing wrong with posting it on a board. he he Chris has the DnB at RockNRoll Hotel on the 12th so i won't be making the party.

nice product placement:hifive:

LOL!!!!

[LizE]

BTW, I find this whole thing sick.
Going to a public message board and planning a female toy party.
What the hell is wrong with people? :touchmymonkey:
If you don't like it, don't show up.

Oh, that's right...you weren't invited in the first place.

:sok:

[ao125]

:wtf:


Dildo Massiv FTW!!!! :breakdance:


HOLDING TIGHT FOR THE DILDOIST MASSIV

[LuckyShamrock]

:raveon:

[Funshine]

I have a bottle you guys can test (we all frikkin ordered it at the last party because we all thought it smelled SOOOO good. Turned out I was alergic, yay!)
Yay for allergies. That's the only thing that was wrong with the bottle.... the fact that I was allergic to it.

[FutonBunny]

Yay for allergies. That's the only thing that was wrong with the bottle.... the fact that I was allergic to it.

Seriously, we all put it on before we went to go watch Harry Potter in Imax. The smell made me so queasy I had to leave the theater.

[The Drifter]

Seriously, we all put it on before we went to go watch Harry Potter in Imax. The smell made me so queasy I had to leave the theater.

So let me get this straight, You and a whole group of girls put on this supposedly male attractent(sp?) and went to a theater full of 4-12 year old boys? I guess age dosnt matter.

[Funshine]

No, we all put it on because we liked the scent. And Evey was in the audience too, so bite your tongue :wink:

[The Drifter]

I`ll bite something

[beth]

had to change my evite reply -

i forgot my roomates had picked january 12th for our next house party date.

sorry guys

[sassypance]

Eeep, definitely don't want to miss that.

[beth]

here's what i am looking at -

rest of december - work on the house/holidays/etc.
sat. jan 5th - roomates out of town
* sat. jan 12th - agreed upon date but now coincides with this, as well as meditations at the r&r hotel
sat. january 19th - konkrete jungle dc
sat. january 26th - too close to the next house party
sat. february 2nd - too close to the next house party
sat. february 9th - house party in the works for ian's birthday

[Funshine]

Whoops, I don't want to miss Beth's next house party!

[sxulcmnky]

so i should change the date to what since most of you will be going to beth's

the next available day she has that i'm free won't be until feb

[Russell Christ]

so i should change the date to what since most of you will be going to beth's

the next available day she has that i'm free won't be until feb
just have it during beth's party. duh. that is, AT her party.

[Funshine]

just have it during beth's party. duh. that is, AT her party.
BRILLIANT!!!!!!!!!!

[badkitty3804]

so i should change the date to what since most of you will be going to beth's

the next available day she has that i'm free won't be until feb

The toy party starts at 4, right? How late do you expect it to go?

[sxulcmnky]

The toy party starts at 4, right? How late do you expect it to go?
it's usually a couple of hours... we can postpone the actual "slumber" party and just have the toy party then all go to beth's to parrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrtey!

i can also have her come earlier... like if we wanted to start it around 2 or 3

[beth]

it's usually a couple of hours... we can postpone the actual "slumber" party and just have the toy party then all go to beth's to parrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrtey!

i can also have her come earlier... like if we wanted to start it around 2 or 3

perfect :o)

thank you for being so flexible, sally

[sxulcmnky]

NO PROBLEM :D

so should i change the time? or keep it as is... and just postpone the 2nd half of the party.


ps beth is your place metro accessable or drive to it?

[beth]

NO PROBLEM :D

so should i change the time? or keep it as is... and just postpone the 2nd half of the party.


ps beth is your place metro accessable or drive to it?

my house party will probably start at about 8 PM and then go on all night.

if your jam starts at 4, and the whole things only takes a few hours, then i'm sure that should be more than enough time. i'd anticipate most people show up to mine moreso past 9 anyway.

i think it would be funny as fuck if a buncha girls strolled in showin off their brand new dildos. the theme for the next party is "OFFENSIVE PARTY 2008" anyway - get creative!!

i know there's a metro stop nearby, i dont know which one it is tho. nobody took the metro last time so i never figured it out. i live near binger/brock/john's old crib 'the dungeon'.. its been a while, but i know yoo are familiar with the area, sugarpants.

[sxulcmnky]

my house party will probably start at about 8 PM and then go on all night.

if your jam starts at 4, and the whole things only takes a few hours, then i'm sure that should be more than enough time. i'd anticipate most people show up to mine moreso past 9 anyway.

i think it would be funny as fuck if a buncha girls strolled in showin off their brand new dildos. the theme for the next party is "OFFENSIVE PARTY 2008" anyway - get creative!!

i know there's a metro stop nearby, i dont know which one it is tho. nobody took the metro last time so i never figured it out. i live near binger/brock/john's old crib 'the dungeon'.. its been a while, but i know yoo are familiar with the area, sugarpants.


correct... that's right down from me... no need to metro.

and cool... i'll keep the time.. you going to be coming then? i'm like 10 mins from there... tops

and yes.. they could come with their toys seeing as they are going to be there... no ordering and waiting :D

[FutonBunny]

and yes.. they could come with their toys seeing as they are going to be there... no ordering and waiting :D

zomg are you serious?!

Something tells me that someone is getting chased around with a dildo at some point in the night.

[badkitty3804]

I call 'not it'.

:D

[sxulcmnky]

zomg are you serious?!

Something tells me that someone is getting chased around with a dildo at some point in the night.
suuurious bidness

[sxulcmnky]

I call 'not it'.

:D
*thumb on table*

[FutonBunny]

I plan on being the chaser.

And little does Larry know how surprising his surprise butsekz is gonna be.

[Funshine]

I DO still have that light-up dildo :ponder:

[sxulcmnky]

I DO still have that light-up dildo :ponder:
yes you do:D

[FutonBunny]

...uh....that was a very lesbian moment....

[sxulcmnky]

lol i mean i'm assuming she still has it... i wouldn't know personally


:ontome:

[jukata]

where do dildos go when they are not still around?

[sxulcmnky]

trash.... when they break


when not in use, i have a small tool box i keep mine in... great for organization :D

[Tallgirl502]

where do dildos go when they are not still around?

I think maybe they get together and have Slumber Party People Parties.

:yes:

[FutonBunny]

trash.... when they break


when not in use, i have a small tool box i keep mine in... great for organization :D

my box broke :sadpanda: I keep them all in a sac now.

[Funshine]

trash.... when they break


when not in use, i have a small tool box i keep mine in... great for organization :D
I use mine to provide valuable neck-support under my pillow.

[sxulcmnky]

i have enough that they would hinder my sleep

[Funshine]

I was clearly kidding...

[sxulcmnky]

i would hope so

[ChicoMDK]

where do dildos go when they are not still around?
stored away properly or

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Your kids find them and use them as toy space ships

[jukata]

stored away properly or

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Your kids find them and use them as toy space ships



oh....... my....... god..........

that's so wrong!

I love it!

[sxulcmnky]

oh....... my....... god..........

that's so wrong!

I love it!
my neighbors dog found hers and brought it into the living room where her kids were along with company lol

[jukata]

trash.... when they break


when not in use, i have a small tool box i keep mine in... great for organization :D

I'm imagining something like this...
http://www.biondoracing.com/images/cars/box_dual.jpg

or...

http://www.otonabee.com/images/tool%20collection%202.JPG

am I right?

[sxulcmnky]

i wish... but i don't have *that* many

[Funshine]

i would hope so

Funshine: Uh, earth to Sally, I was making a joke.
Sally: Uh, Earth to Funshine, duh, okay I knew that!
Funshine: Uh, earth to Sally, I'm not so sure you did cuz you were all 'well I have so much they would hinder my sleep' like you DIDN'T know it was a joke!
Sally: I knew it was a joke Funshine, I just didn't get it right away!
Funshine: Earth to Sally...
Everyone else: GUYS! Can we stop with the Earth tos!

/slightly edited "Zoolander"

[sxulcmnky]

Funshine: Uh, earth to Sally, I was making a joke.
Sally: Uh, Earth to Funshine, duh, okay I knew that!
Funshine: Uh, earth to Sally, I'm not so sure you did cuz you were all 'well I have so much they would hinder my sleep' like you DIDN'T know it was a joke!
Sally: I knew it was a joke Funshine, I just didn't get it right away!
Funshine: Earth to Sally...
Everyone else: GUYS! Can we stop with the Earth tos!

/slightly edited "Zoolander"
i blame microsoft project... this class drains all brain working out of me

[Funshine]

:sok:


:icecream:

[Russell Christ]

where do dildos go when they are not still around?
haha. what, are you turning your hosue upsidedown for your christmas present?

[beth]

update -

after some extensive discussion with my roomies, i decided to postpone the OFFENSIVE PARTY 2008 from january 12th to some point in march. on the 12th, we're goin up against 2 d&b nites (one is not announced yet) and so throwing a party on this date would be stupid.

in other words, commence the slumber party!

as well as mark your calendars on february 9th for the ones like daniella downs & proxxy's birthday house party massif @ my crib :o)

[sxulcmnky]

YAY! sounds great! thanks beth! see you soon

[sassypance]

Holler.

[sxulcmnky]

kristen... did i send you an invite? if not what's the email addy

[sassypance]

sassypance@gmail.com

I check it every so often to see what's up on DCR, but not daily. You may have and I wouldn't know.

[badkitty3804]

You can set up your evite account to cover every email address that you have. :elad:

Any time someone sends an evite to any of the addresses, it's funneled into your one account, but you only get spam/messages on the one you keep as your primary.

[sassypance]

I don't want to receive party stuff in some accounts, I have one that's only for school and one that's only for business. My sassypance account is for the party/rave shit.

[badkitty3804]

Sex toys are SERIOUS BUSINESS.

Priorities missy.

[empath]

will nat be taking pictures at this party?

[sassypance]

lol

Example: I lost my thumbdrive and my house keys last week (2 weeks ago? I dunno I still haven't found them and have to break into my house daily) so I had to go through my school email account to get the Powerpoint presentation in my inbox. Well everything was completely visible to the class and it would not have been a great moment for me if a raging cock toy party invitation was there for my professor to see.

[badkitty3804]

Or it could have gotten you a higher grade.

:nono:

[Funshine]

will nat be taking pictures at this party?
No. But I will.

[sassypance]

Nah, this bitch needs a good dicking. She would have been jealous if she saw that.

[badkitty3804]

Nah, this bitch needs a good dicking. She would have been jealous if she saw that.

And you could be the student that shows her the pathway lined in neon pink faux-penii and vibrating bullet-laced panties.

A+ student right there.

[sassypance]

Why must you always be filled with such wondrous logic?

[badkitty3804]

Because I'm awesome.

Obviously.

[sassypance]

kristen... did i send you an invite? if not what's the email addy


Sally I checked my mail today and did not see it.

[sxulcmnky]

ya i'm the suck and forgot to send it :D sending it today

also, it won't be a slumber party now.. it will be Passion Parties seeing as i now sell them and why would i want to give someone else the money i could make :D my sponser will be doing the party, but it will be money for moi i believe... even if it isn't... it's all good :D

[sxulcmnky]

LADIES -

if you responded no because of beth's party, please let me know if you are going to come now, and either change your evite response or tell me and i will change it... just will need a better head count

and as for the hostess thing that Susan wrote (baltimorepassion).... you guys will get the discounts instead of me... meaning... you get more free stuff :D YAY!

[Pocho]

Can my wife come?

[sxulcmnky]

does anyone know her? i mean it's at my apartment... don't want stragers who know one can vouche for there u know?

[malleus]

I'm imagining something like this...
http://www.biondoracing.com/images/cars/box_dual.jpg

or...

http://www.otonabee.com/images/tool%20collection%202.JPG

am I right?


:haha: :hilarious: :haha: :hilarious: X 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000

[iijolieii]

Quick question - my xmas present package was just delivered (from me, to me), and one of items is a Rabbit. The site I purchased it from recommends putting a condom over it before use, due to it being porous (sp?)...the condom prevents bacteria from building up.

Who uses a rabbit and do you follow those instructions? I just need to know if i do, actually, need to buy a supply of condoms for this fun toy.

[sxulcmnky]

i don't.. i have one...
but you just have to use a cleanser...
don't use antibacterial soap on them though... bacteria can build up on it and give you an infection later on

[iijolieii]

i don't.. i have one...
but you just have to use a cleanser...
don't use antibacterial soap on them though... bacteria can build up on it and give you an infection later on

Do you recommend any particular cleanser?

[Matt Sanborn]

Do you recommend any particular cleanser?


most of the girls in this thread all have very dirty vaginas anyway....I dont think they are worried about dildo germs.

[iijolieii]

Rabbit = OMFG!

Yes, yes it does live up to the hype.

:thumbsup:

[sxulcmnky]

NEXT WEEKEND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[junglistjunkie]

NEXT WEEKEND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hey are you still doing this? id like to come:byebye:

just so you know who i am and if u hate me or love me lol - im the one whos in the corner with the big ass goofy ravertastic smile!

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i am NOT chico or julia. just to ya know, clarify.

[LizE]

NEXT WEEKEND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HELL YES.

I will be there fo sho. I need new toys!

[badkitty3804]

I'll be coming from the No Pants Metro Ride.

:D

[sxulcmnky]

hey are you still doing this? id like to come:byebye:

just so you know who i am and if u hate me or love me lol - im the one whos in the corner with the big ass goofy ravertastic smile!

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i am NOT chico or julia. just to ya know, clarify.
of course you can come.

what's your email addy (PM me) and i will send you the evite which has all the info on it

[sxulcmnky]

I'll be coming from the No Pants Metro Ride.

:D
zac's fearing this for his metro ride home from my place lol

[sxulcmnky]

Good Morning Everyone!

i sent out an email this morning. i need you guys to say whether you are coming or not on the evite so i can get a headcount please. Thanks!

[badkitty3804]

zac's fearing this for his metro ride home from my place lol

Why?

Pantslessness is a good thing.

[sxulcmnky]

he says that the thought of walking onto the metro and seeing people without pants is creepy lol

[Tatts4Life]

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OMG that video is :hilarious:

[Tatts4Life]

I bet Katie would be interested in going to this. When she finally wakes up I'll ask her.

[Funshine]

She should come!